Two Filthy Nerds

SORRY FOR THE AUDIO SNAFU! Here's the correct version of the episode where JMS exposes Nicole to the Last Frontier. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two Filthy. Nerds on Instagram for nerdy memes and updates! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go...

Doctor Strange or Daddy Time. Whatever you call him, all we know is that he and his cloak can get it. Take us to Cum-er-taj!!! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two Filthy. Nerds on Instagram for nerdy memes and updates! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hea...

We're so f*cking sick of people pretending that ascending Maslow's hierarchy of needs is on the table for everyone. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two Filthy. Nerds on Instagram for nerdy memes and updates! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts...

Phase 3 officially begins and the nerds are wetter than Aquaman... oops wrong comic book universe. We kick off this phase with Captain America: Civil War aka dump all the toys out of the toy box and let them beat the sh!t out of each other. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Faceboo...

Phase 3 is almost here! But first, a double episode as we rip on Howard the Duck AND JMS Exposes Nicole to duck d!ck. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this...

Trigger warning: We're pretty triggered by triggers. We're getting into "Before/After" shape and -TRIGGER WARNING- we're not sorry about it. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starb...

We loved, we laughed, we gaurded the galaxy, we had to sit through another Thor misfire, and we are hot and ready for MCU Phase 3. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who...

Nicole exposes JMS to a hot, steamy, load of liquid magma... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofun...

The Nerds want Paul Rudd to crawl inside their p***ies and explode them from the inside. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donati...

Today we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Bill Cosby! (A nice easy topic for a change!) Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to...

The Avengers assemble for the second time in the MCU... which makes this our second favorite Avengers movie. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, pl...

JMS exposes Nicole to lots of hot juicy wieners... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE...

Spoiler Alert: This is our favorite MCU movie so far! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HE...

Today we Run Our Filthy Mouths about "sex positivity..." AKA... being a man Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to...

Captain America is back and Hydra has penetrated S.H.I.E.L.D. deeper than (insert filthy joke here...) Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please c...

Nicole exposes JMS to the bubonic plague... hehehehehe we said "boob"... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to hi...

When Thor cums, does lighting strike your p*ssy? We'll discuss this and basically anything other than this god-awful movie. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who pa...

We are "Running Our Filthy (Opinionated) Mouths" about our opinions on schools asking you about your opinions. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this...

Iron Man is back and we get hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow's goopy pepper pot. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his...

JMS exposes Nicole to a brief history of South Africa... where she may have exposed herself to a few South Africans as well... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who pas...

Surely JMS has seen "Airplane!" ... She HASN'T seen "Airplane!" ... and don't call her Shirley. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed thi...

We're trying to rack up our airline miles before we get to our episode on "Airplane!" Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consid...

Sit back, grab some schwarma, and enjoy part two The Avengers! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gof...

Nicole recalls a childhood run in with Thor and his hammer as we assemble all of our MCU Phase-1 heroes together for the first time. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith w...

Before there was Iron Man, there was Captain America's perfect ass and serum enhanced super dong. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please co...