Two Filthy Nerds

Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. Birthday cake for Jesus, the sad truth about Frosty, weird mall Santas and JMS tells Nicole about the time her mom got a DUI on Christmas Eve. All this and more fun, exciting and wholesome stories on this Christmas episode of Name That...

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's an absurd amount of filler. The ladies are talking about the age of the Instagram face and how they feel about the newest plastic surgery crazes. What would they get filled? What do they hate? What type of plastic surgery is acceptable for men to get? How do fish scales get so shiny? Will asymmetry become the standard for hot? New name suggestions: Karm...

The ladies are sick and cough into the mic incessantly while they talk about going on the road: Spirit Airlines is trash. Taking the bus isn't really that bad. People actually want to see female comedians. Workaholism and how much they love the road. Oh, and both of the ladies soil their underwear. New name suggestions: Mike Judge Likes Us JMS and Nicole Aimée are outsourcing the final name of...

The ladies are back talking about Nicole's bush and JMS's lice. What makes a bush a bush? How big can ingrown hairs get? Do women like it when men shave? Nicole tells us how all men get crabs (surprisingly, it's not from sleeping with either of them.) They discuss whether or not shaving your legs makes you ask sluttier. And we all discover whose vagina looks like Kathy Najimy's smi...

It's Thanksgiiiiiiiving! We share our families turkey day traditions and we answer the age old question "Do Jews celebrate Thanksgiving?" once and for all. The ladies get horny for home furnishings. Homemade whipped cream, white trash green bean casserole, and what else we're thankful food besides food and dogs. Black Friday! Cyber Monday! New name suggestion: The Muddy Tire, Fresh...

Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast coming your way soon. Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. This week it's WEDDINGS!  Do JMS and Nicole ever think about their weddings? Is it really that bad not being asked to be bridesmaid? Is every bride a nightmare? Should single people who have their wedding plann...

Comedians Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast coming your way soon. Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. This episode is all about DOGS! Adopt or Kill Yourself! Is your animal emotionally supporting you or are you killing your dog faster by forcing your emotions upon it? What happens when your d...

Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast coming your way soon. Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. The ladies talk the hell that is social media. Is quantity more important than quality? It sure seems like it with the garbage some people are posting. How do you separate your brand from yourself? Is everyone a fr...

Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast coming your way soon. Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. This week it's FOOD! And used underwear, which could arguably be food depending on your kinks. NAS gives a great recipe for white trash pad thai. It's a lot of oversharing and complaining. So, the usual. FY...