Two Drink Minimum Commentaries

  Are you ready for high adventure!?  The TDM crew watched and enjoyed this bootleg Conan film brought to you by the guy who brought you Cannibal Holocaust. When two brothers are forced into slavery by a very fashionable Richard Lynch, they grow into massive brutes who break their chains and laugh and lift their way into adventures and women. Can they stop the sorcerer who killed their whole tribe...

  They’re back! It’s the green machine. Gonna hit the streets without being seen. Quick question. Have you ever seen a turtle get down?  We did as we watched this childhood fave of mine. Join our intrepid heroes as they search for the culprits behind their mutation, take on The Shredder and his baby creatures and go clubbing with Vanilla Ice. All this and David Warner loving pepperoni. We are doin...

  There’s trouble brewing again at Hamilton High.  Kids are disapearing.  Phantom jukeboxes keep showing up. Not to mention, ghost stds are on the rise.  You get all this and a bunch of wacky death in Prom Night 3 : The Last Kiss.  After Mary Lou Maloney breaks out of hell, she is hungry for love and she finds it in poor hapless Alex. After some bumping and grinding and heavy petting, Mary Lou dec...

What drives a man to wearing trenchcoats on the reg?  What can possibly make a guy this angry?  Where is he getting all the fat suits and voice changers?  You get all this and more in Sam Raimi’s action classic, Darkman!  When Dr. Peyton Westlake explodes in his lab in a coux perpetrated by a cigar smoking, finger collecting baddie known as Durant,  he is presumed dead.  What they don’t know is th...

  The TDM Crew is back.   We have abandoned our dogs and short hair for skunk mullets and pig slop!  Join Max, Auntie, Master Blaster and all those damn kids when we depart on the final chapter of the original saga.  So step in the dome and join or biggest cast in a while that includes the return of the dulcet tones of Mr. Ryan Lewis! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

    Welcome to part two of the Angry Antipodean saga.  When a new group of motorized psychos terrorize the desert wasteland, it’s up to our hero and his dog to lead the charge with a pack of hippies in a war over petrol!  All this and more in this very leathery episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

  Rev up your engine and hit the highway with Max and the TDM crew!  This is our first retropective and i’m sure it’s not gonna be our last.  With Fury Road looming we decided to do the whole Angry Antipodean saga.  Max is the best highway cop there is.  When a new group of toughs ravage his jurisdiction, he risks friends, autos and even family to get revenge.  Buckle up!     ★ Support this podcas...

  Holy copyright laws, Batman!  Come and join me and my meery band of boy wonders as we have a chat through and oggle Lee Meriwether in Batman ’66.  You get the whole rogues gallery in this one in which Bats and the boy wonder try to stop them  from stealing all the world’s leaders.  All this and bombs, sharks, seductive russians and burly sailors.  Good thing they have lots of vehicles! ★ Support...

Welcome to a wonderful world where the villages and scenery is beautiful but there is another layer.  An underbelly if you will.  This is a world of racism, baby killers, fairies, witches, beards and all the sex dust you can handle.  This is just a day in the life of Silo Ufgood.  Come and join him as he encounters hairy rat wolves, condescending little people. wrathful witches, cross dressing swo...

Is your T.V. on the fritz?  What are you gonna do?  Call Horace Pinker!  He’s slashing prices and throats all over town!  That’s right!  We watched Wes Craven’s body swapping, electrified classic Shocker! When local mass murderer Horace Pinker is executed, he picks up such abilities  as swapping bodies by touch and going on a killing spree right through the airwaves.  It’s gonna take crafty clairv...

  Do you like going to the movies but hate the stale popcorn and sticky floors? Look no further than this edition of TDM Commentaries.  We cover the 1991 VHS classic Popcorn this time around.  When a group of film school geeks decide to put on a horror-a-thon with wacky William Castle-esque theater gimics, a mysterious killer shows up to ruin the fun.  This campy gore fest features genre faorites...

    On this episode, the Two Drink Minimum Commentaries crew takes on the most glorious film ever filmed on film: Hal Needham’s action masterpiece, MEGAFORCE. Actually, it’s a tremendous piece of garbage. It’s like the movie equivalent of a Cleveland Steamer, except it’s on your eyes instead of your chest. However, it’s entertaining as hell, and we mean that in the cheesiest way possible. So if yo...

  Put down your energon cubes and grab the matrix.  It’s Willis Wheeler’s birthday and he wanted to watch Tranformers ’86 so we obliged him.  When Optimus Prime is killed in what can only be described as  an autobot apocolypse, It is up to Hot Rod and whoever’s left to make sure the Prime power source doesn’t fall into a powerful new enemy’s hands.  Will they destroy Unicron and take back the gala...

    The machines have taken over! And our only hope is… Emilio Estevez? We’re screwed. Join Gary Hill and a bevy of film fanatics as they pump gas for Stephen King’s cocaine fueled epic, MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE, on this edition of Two Drink Minimum Commentaries. Who needs dialogue when you’ve got filthy comments? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Need something to beat that winter chill?  Do you know who your friends truly are?  I do on this edition of TDM.  We are covering John Carpenter’s The Thing this time around.  Come join McCready, Nauls and the rest of the gang as they kill off an enemy that can change forms at will.  Are their friends truly who they say they are?  Find out in this classic!   Facebook : Gary Hill, Gill Rockatansky,...

  Strap in and join the saviors of Old Detroit as we muster through Alex Murphy : Robot Policeman of the Future!  For Gill’s birthday, he chose this little gem filled with robots, baddies and corporate greed! Happy birthday, brother.  I hope you have a fun one.   Facebook : Gary Hill, Willis Wheeler, Ryan Lewis, Bo Ransdell, Gill Rockatansky, Neil Lemoi Twitter : @GDubby, @nastywilldc, @RYN_LEWIS,...

Are you dead tired? Did you ever want to let off some steam?  The crew does as well in this rousing commentary for a film featuring the Austrian wunderkind Arnold Schwarzenegger.  We run the  body parts flying, model exploding and  very macho Commando from 1985. When retired green beret John Matrix’s former team is getting bumped off, his daughter is put under fire when she is kidnapped by a group...

Set course for planet Spaceball and get ready for dated jokes!  The TDM crew are back to deliver the goods or try to anyways.  This one is kind of a quiet one so enjoy all the jokes that weren’t as funny as they once were.  We’ll deliver something R-Rated next time!   Facebook : Gary Hill, Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti, Willis Wheeler, Gill Rockatansky Twitter : @GDubby, @Flyee01, @nastywilldc, @GillR...

  Submitted for your approval.  Four panelists take an s anthology and make funny jokes at master scribes work on a commentary.  At the signpost up ahead, your next stop, obscurity.  The TDM crew takes on Serling when we ramble on through  tales directed by four master class filmmakers.  This is the one that led me to my favorite television show to this date.  So grab a drink and possibly some hol...

Strap yuprself in for another second screen experiece as we give you a double feature of two private dicks doing what they do best.  Be lord of the ladies, human or fowl, and getting into random trouble.  First up, when Rock and Roll detective Ford Fairlane gets roped into a kidnapping case involving some shady dealings with muscicians and other characters, he seems like even the Dice Man is in ov...

  Grab your football and your laser blaster and lets go to Mongo!  I am joined by a fine group of panelists as we discuss the 1980 classic Flash Gordon! When star quarterback Flash and his female companion are abducted by Dr. Zarkov, they are transported to Mongo where the men have wings and amazing facial hair.  It’s up to Flash and a group of colorful allies to stop Ming the Merciless from destr...

  All Right, stop!! Collaborate and listen! TDM is back with a brand new edition!  You are joined by us Google Hangout style.  That’s right you get to see our ugly mugs throughout the film in a picture in picture format. Sorry for my ba We have the pleasure and the displeasure, depending on your perspective of covering the 1991 classic Cool As Ice featuring your main MC Vanilla Ice!  Watch and lis...

  Grab your chin pubes and your frilly robes and mount up for mediocre adventure at we cover one of those 80s sword and sandal “classics”.   We are watching The Sword and the Sorcerer from  1982 featuring Richard Lynch as the head baddie and Richard Moll as the menial creation.  It has a cheesy soundtrack, incest and blade shooting sword that is used nowhere near as much as it should! So join us a...

  Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the kiddie pool, Bruce the great white is back and this time with a much bigger appetite!  If you guys can’t tell by the art, we are covering a new classic in my eyes in Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!  It’s similar to a shark movie we all know and love but with many hilarious twists.  I got a big cast on this one so grab your speargun and y...

Martial arts madness month is back and we’re getting our Dudikoff on!  When a soldier with no memory and menial martial arts skills is faced with his past, he gets wrapped up in crooked military officials, asian bosses, hapless white girls and an army of leaping, punching and kicking ninjas!   Contact info Facebook : Gary Hill, Willis Wheeler, Gill Rockatansky, Neil Lemoi, Jesse Bollinger Twitter...