Two Drink Minimum Commentaries

The citezens of Pleasant Valley are alive and killing! Join the mayor, animal violating hillbillies and most importantly scantily clad women as they kill the interlopers in insane ways. All this and a whole lot of racism in 2001 Maniacs. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Enlist early and enlist often. Listening to 2 Drink is the only way to get citezenship!  Welcome to the world of the federation where co-ed showers are all the rage and the arachnids of Klendathu are public enemy number one. Join Johnny, Ace, Diz and planetary shit starter Carmen as they dodge death, bugs and even love?  All this and public lashings in Paul Veerhoven’s propaganda inducing super fi...

Did you ever want to live in a world where the mundane are king? Where dialogue is bland but the chicks are pretty hot. How about a world where people have super human video game powers with no explanation? This is the world of Scott Pilgrim. Join him as he has to dodge the league of 7 evil exes all to reject tiny Asian girls and vie for the love of Ramona Flowers. All to a pretty sweet soundtrack...

2DM is here to blow stuff up and use proper language? Welcome to the world of Demolition Man. When vicious killer Simon Phoenix gets unthawed from a future prison, he promptly gets loose and it’s up to super cop John Spartan to battle through hippies, fast food melees and airhead officers all to take down this madman!  This is a star studded commentary and I think it’s one of our best. ★ Support t...

What do academy award winners, rock music, Shakespeare and Arnie have in common? This flick in a nutshell. Join Gary, Willis, Newty and the grand return of Gill as we discover the world of a shitty kid and his man hero as they dodge bad guys, explosions and boring real life issues. All this and Al Leong in Last Action Hero! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get your wits and some generic food and join the 2DM crew with special guest Cort Psyops as we watch the nihilistic punk rock classic Repo Man. So get in a strangers car and fasten your seatbelt, 2DM will melt you with our mediocre banter. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

What does diabetes, dead babies, slavery, extreme socialism amongst little people and just straight up sinning have in common. All of it is part of Mr. Wonka’s master plan in this film. We watch and possibly ruin a childhood favorite with Willis along for the ride kicking and screaming. Come and join us in this world of pure imagination and get some antidepressants. You might need em. With Gill Ro...

Take part Jurassic Park and part Re Animator and you got this flick brought to you by the lovely folks from The Asylum. I am joined by Newty and Willis as we endure all the computer generated animals you can handle. This is a fun one filled with shock and terrible effects bit it is a ton of fun. Come and download of you dare and watch Zoombies! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Charlie is back with whole new group of baddies to combat with.  Or will he? Join Regine, Roller Vamp, Wolfed out Jon Gries, Brian Thompson the moth eater and Captain Kirk’s son and a beloved Disney icon as they plot, scheme and bowl in this wacky adventure! We’ll get into it.  All this and sexy blood dancing in Fright Night Part 2! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

What do wolves, aged horror hosts and metrosexual vampires have in common? They are all a part of the 80s classic Fright Night. Join the 2DM crew as we talk about these things, the weird sexual future of one Evil Ed and a whole lot more on the this edition of 2 Drink. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

You ever wonder what its like on a real movie set? Working on a no budget film can be a real killer.  Literally.  Welcome to the brain of Lloyd Kaufman and all that entails in Terror Firmer. Join Willis, Matt Psyops and myself as we watch wild amputations, de-fetusing, escalator engulfment, head crushing and a whole lot more on the ultimate Tromatic classic.   Follow the link below and watch along...

Do you ever feel insecure? Do ghetto bosses got you down? Then join us as we celebrate Willis’ birthday and watch The Last Dragon. Join Bruce Leroy as he dodges seedy video producers, rapping Asians and a Rick James esque baddie all while trying to wet he paintbrush. Or something like that. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

What’s with kids today?  Just destroying stuff and doing anything they want.  That’s what kind of delinquency that this film celebrates. We are going back to the H.G. Lewis well on this one in Just For The Hell Of It.  We are joined by special guest Doug Tilley of the No Budget Nightmares and Eric Roberts Is The Fucking Man podcasts. It also features the return of Jeffery X Martin.  Most probably...

Welcome to the world of the super vegans!   Join us as we explain why they are just better than you……at killing the competion.  When two brothers, who happen to be trying to complete a blood ritual, start their vegan diner, it is the talk of the town.  Little do the patrons know is that the brothers are feeding them human remains!   They are killing and collecting body parts to bring back to life...

Welcome to the magical world of vengeful possession.  Cannon style!  This is the third film in ninja trilogy and this one gets wacky. When the body of a sexy aerobics instructor is invaded by the evil spirit of a dying ninja, she starts going through changes including strange interactions with an arcade game, doing sexy things with V8 juice, and being attracted to an unusually hairy police officer...

Hello and welcome to part two of the glorious Cannon Ninja trilogy! This one unfortunately sans Franco Nero but there is no shortage on awesomeness. After his family is killed in Japan by ninjas, Cho and his son Kane come to America to start a new life. He opens a doll shop but is unwittingly importing heroin in the dolls. When he finds out that his friend has betrayed him, Cho must prepare for th...

Do you have problems? Work got you down? Is the wife a bitch? Is your culinary tastes in question? Why not try cannibalism? When a lowly construction worker cant stand his wife or his life, he bumps her off and learns new ways to wet his appetite with the aid of her massive new appliance.  Join Gill, Willis and I for boobs, bums and boom mikes in this schlocky gem of a film.  You may be shocked by...

Grab your chopsticks and get in your rig. We’re hanging with Jack Burton and the boys this time around.  Join Egg, Wang and the rest as they use sorcery, their wits and general hijinks to stop Lo Pan from banging green eyed chicks in this action romp. Will the heroes save the day or will they suffer the wrath of multiple hells? Only Jack knows! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Ready for a slashing good time!  The 2DM crew is going back to school with the horror comedy Student Bodies. When a killer known as the breather is killing off the sex starved teens of a high school, the laughs and the body counts rise with hilarious results. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hello folks!  We’re kicking off a retrospective in high gear with the Cannon ninja series!  In the first installment, we join Django as a ninja in white fighting his rival in black and greedy land developers leaving a pile of bodies in their wake. Franco Nero, Sho Kosugi and Susan George star in Enter The Ninja! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

You ever buy a new house and it seems a little off?  This family is the pits then. When a curious little shit opens a book, he releases all kinds of inconvenience on this family including bats, ghouls and other baddies and mediocre hilarity ensues. Richard Benjamin stars! Look for the full movie on YouTube to watch along!       ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Do you crave adventure?  Do you like the thrill of athletic competition?  Do you like running over whoever you want within the law?!  Join Frankenstein, Machine Gun Joe, Matilda The Hun, Calamity Jane and Nero The Hero in this transcontinental race known as Death Race!  Watch as they kill and thrill their way through the country all hosted by the amazing voice of Don Steele. Who will be victorious...

  2DM is back and we’re possessed!  Join Willis, Gill and Gary as we tackle the late 90s killer hand film, Idle Hands. When lazy stoner Anton becomes too docile for his own good, his hand gets a mind of it’s own and starts killing people with hilarious results. Devon Sawa, Jessica Alba and a barrage of others star in this piece of 90s gold. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Welcome to Eternia! Or something like that. We dive into the world of sweaty men, bumbling locksmiths and fast food ribs. This is the story of a couple and someone’s parents die and then He-Man shows up and makes things more complicated. What’s a girl to do?  Join our heroes as they dodge livestock, unstable cops, prune faced henchmen and a very cool Frank Langella as Skeletor. Hop on your air bar...

We have come here to chew bubblegum and mourn a legend. Join the 2 drink crew as we sit through the 80s Carpenter classic They Live.  You get Hot Rod killing aliens, ugly chicks and one of the greatest fight scenes ever. Thanks for having us in your ears! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★