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The Torchy’s boys are back after a long absence to ride, do some hard drugs and reminisce with a legendary gunfighter. We join Bill, Jane and array of Walter Hill regulars as he struggles to keep a hold on his addictions, his women, his struggling eyesight and his past catching up to him. This features Jeff Bridges as the titular Wild Bill, Ellen Barkin, James Gammon, David Arquette, John Hurt and...

iris and Gary sit down with some skunk beer and some fried chicken to tell a tale about deplorable people. After a family hires a crooked cop to kill a hated relative, they endure psychological and physical trauma all in the pursuit of minimal riches and a whole lot of tragedy. Matthew Mcconaughey, Juno Temple and Emile Hirsh stars in William Friedkin’s Killer Joe. ★ Support this podcast on Patreo...

Ricky and Gary were late to release this one because we have been getting our chakras in order. We have been training hard with these crazy monks learning our ball handling skills. When a rag tag team of former monks get an opportunity at glory on the soccer field, they use their mystical powers to battle the opposition and beat Team Evil in gravity defying fashion. This stars the great Steven Cho...

Iris, Suzanne and Gary are back and we’re feeling furry with excitement. On this one, we talk about the horned up exploits of sexy shapeshifters. When a troubled couple go hang with other white folks in the woods, they soon discover that their getaway houses a legion of werewolves in The Howling. Next up, you get horned up cat people looking for love and life forces in the Stephen King scribed Mic...

Cameron and Gary are on this one and they tackle a gem here. Typical story. Family goes out into space and finds a wreckage. They take on the last survivor who they nurse back to life. Little do they know that their new boarder is looking for love and possibly a whole lot of bloodshed. Richard Grieco, Corbin Bernsen and Edie McClurg star in this installment of Roger Corman’s long line of horror an...

The Torchy’s boys are back and we are riding side saddle with a true native legend. This is a mostly true retelling of Geronimo and his Apache people’s surrender to the US Government and the struggle of both sides through battles and constant mistrust. Wes Studi, Gene Hackman, Jason Patric, Matt Damon and Robert Duvall in Mr. Hill’s decent attempt at an epic featuring writing credits by John Miliu...

Suzanne and Gary are back after an unwanted hiatus to bring you two reviews of films that are completely different. It’s a favorite things episode. First up, we dive into the devil’s goo with John Carpenter’s take on theology and the science that may bring on the end of the world with Prince of Darkness. 20 years later, we needed a hero and that hero will wear a cape and ride a motorbike. We cover...

Original Cinema Quad Poster – Movie Film Posters The Torchy’s boys are back and we are traveling in search of riches and some ghetto shenanigans. Walter Hill takes us on a journey to East St. Louis where two firefighters are hoping to strike it rich. They get ahold of a map that leads them to an old factory and some high powered gangstas. Will they escape with the gold or lose their heads? William...

Join Gary Hill and Ricky Morgan (Doctor Movie) for another feature discussion where we had to gather our wits and banter to discuss this underseen tournament fighting movie. When Alex gets booted out of the fencing community for accidently killing a guy, he is recruited by a mystery man to fight in Ring Of Steel which is an underground sword fighting league where they fight to the death. Sometimes...

The Torchy’s boys are riding with Jack and Reggie once again. This time they have 48 hours to figure who a drug lord is while dodging shady businessmen, shady women and a ruthless biker gang led by Andrew Divoff. Head over to the Legion Patreon for more goodies!!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Iris and Gary are back again. This time to talk corruption, sexual assault, lady mullets, deviant lesbian lifestyles, filthy aquarium water, shower etiquette and two of the greatest genre casts ever assembled. We celebrate Raquel Welch with Hannie Caulder featuring Ernest Borgnine, Strother Martin, Jack Elam and Christopher Lee. Then, we celebrate Stella Stevens with one of exploitation jams in Ch...

The Torchy’s boys are back and we are going under the knife to get some revenge. When Johnny is double crossed in a robbery, he is coaxed into rehabilitation and some major surgery. Now with a new identity, Johnny is after his betrayers with a ruthless lawman on his back. Scott Wilson, Morgan Freeman and one of the best and most sleeveless Lance Henriksen also star in Johnny Handsome. ★ Support th...

This is the first in a series of reviews to ramp up the Fleas and Flicks Charity Auction coming this weekend. We are doing that by reviewing a bunch of Disney animal classics. First up, when a psychic feline is stranded on earth, it is up to two scientists and a beer guzzling friend to prep his ship and get him home while avoiding the government and a genuine super villain. Jake is The Cat From Ou...

Iris and I get together to do two films with one thing in common. They have two characters called Little Bill. Hence the title. See what we did there. We cover a late but great western from Clint Eastwood featuring Gene Hackman as the dastardly sheriff of Big Whisky in Unforgiven and we talk about sad horny and high dudes and one lonely cameraman with a whorish wife in Paul Thomas Anderson’s Boogi...

Iris and Gary are back with the beef and we’re headed into your frontal lobes for two films where people literally get into each others heads. Subconsciously of course. We cover 1984’s Dreamscape featuring Dennis Quaid, Max Von Sydow and Christopher Plummer. We chase that with J-Lo invading the mind of a tortured killer in The Cell from 2000. The audio is a little wonky on this so bear with us. Ke...

Gary and Suzanne are blessed to be joined by special guests Cort Psyops, Derek Bourgeois, Ricky Morgan and Jeffery Martin to close out the last show of the our trio of shows celebrating our 9th year of podcasting. Join us for the last two Christopher Guest reviews, a crippled theater featuring a lame robot and gang violence and X’s and my evaluation of flawed men and the folly of early 90s alt ban...

The boys are back to liven up your weekend when we travel to Mills Basin with the Black Roses. When a small town is graced with the presence of an up and coming band, all the kids in town start to get horny and a little big homicidal. They are under the influence of rock and roll and some gnarly demons. It’s up to one teacher to save the kids with some poetry, sweater logic and good old fashioned...

Lee Russell is back on the beef to bring you our long awaited and half-assed attempt to follow-up our tribute to fine character actor Michael J. Pollard. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The two drink crew is back from a long hiatus with one we recorded a while ago. This one is hard to explain. Watch it for psychics, telekinetic tykes, wild birds, space Jesus and more! You get all this and more with The Visitor. Watch along with us and maybe you can tell us what the plot is. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The beef crew is back and it’s gonna get uncomfortable. We are covering two films where ghosts do unsavory things to women with The Legend of Hell House and The Entity. We are glad to be back for sure. Thanks for your support. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy’s boys are back and they are hitting Chicago but doing it the Solviet way. We join Arnold Schwarzenegger who is thrust from his homeland and into the windy city to get the psycho who killed his partner and is threatening to take his drug ring to both shores. Did I mention he has to team up with a meatball Chicago cop played by Jim Belushi. Join us as we discuss this delightful culture c...

Cinema Beef is back to give you a morsel of the chicken persuasion. Cameron and Gary discuss Monte Hellman’s controversial tale of one man’s passion for the fowl in Cockfighter from 1974. Warren Oates stars as Frank who is a mute who’s only motivation is his next hustle and this brutal sport that pits rooster vs. rooster. We will discuss this great character study with an unfortunate penchant for...

The Torchy’s boys are going south of the border to find a good woman and possibly walk away rich. In this edition, Nick Nolte plays a Texas Ranger torn between the woman he loves and a ruthless drug dealer and old friend who has eyes for her as well. In the meantime, a group of mercenaries are after the drug loot and possibly saving American freedoms. Maybe. This has a stacked cast that also inclu...

It’s Kyle’s pick this time around and he picked a real winner. Just think if you took the movie within a movie in Demons and mixed it with The Goonies. That’s Lamberto Bava’s Graveyard Disturbance in a nutshell. Join these crazy kids as they search for hidden treasure whilst meeting all kinds of wild beings along the way. Watch with us with the link provided. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beefaverasry is back with 3 reviews that include two more entries in the Christopher Guest universe. We are joined by special guests Mr. Venom and Bo Ransdell for Best in Show and Smokeshow Scott Crawford joins us for A Mighty Wind. Also, look for a new Crippled Theater featuring Ricky Morgan and Mr. No Legs. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★