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The Two Drink crew round on back to the planet Gor for a second time to talk through Outlaw Of Gor from 1987. When our hero is summoned back to Gor, his unassuming friend and him are framed for murder and this only leads them on uneventful adventures. It is fortified with at least 40 percent Jack Palance so there’s that. Join us next time for the Hong Kong robocop rip off Robotrix. ★ Support this...

With a cast of many, we celebrate the 8th year of the Beef with extra large helpings of Christopher Guest and some tasty extras. Part one includes guests Mr. Venom, Jeffrey X Martin and Ricky Morgan. https://youtu.be/-PhvpGuycaE https://youtu.be/doMVmLpbJec ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy’s boys fall into some money and tackle this Richard Pryor jam. The skinny is a minor league pitcher falls into a bunch of money but there is a catch involved. He has to spend it all in 30 days with nothing left. John Candy, Pat Hingle and a whole slew of faces you know show up in this. Up next, we go on the road with Lightning Boy with Crossroads. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The return of Two Drink brings you a tale of high adventure. Well. Less adventure with more hairy men. When a college professor gets ahold of an artifact, it transports him to the planet Gor. A land where shoulder pads are everywhere and the headgear is bonkers. The prof is tasked to become one of the brave warriors so they can recover a glowing rock that was stolen by Ollie Reed and his crew. Gen...

Welcome to the world of Yor. Where massive lizards bite, the men are extra hairy and laser blasts are a thing because aliens………This is just the thing to bring Two Drink back to form. Gary is joined by Cameron Scott and Willis Wheeler to watch Reb Brown slay beasts and neanderthals alike in this strange but enjoyable epic. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We are a literal chain of fools on the latest edition. Iris and Gary are joined by Jerry Cortez aka Mr. Venom to discuss two films where prisoners are on the run and chained together. When two inmates escape from a prison transport, they are forced to fight opposition and their own racial tensions. Sidney Poitier and Tony Curtis star in The Defiant Ones. Then, Pam Grier and Margaret Markov make a...

The Torchy’s boys head to California for this installment when we cover the flick that boomed the buddy cop genre into high gear with 48 Hours. Nick Nolte is a hard nosed cop who’s dealing with two escaped baddies. He needs the help of Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy) to find these cop killers and have some animosity and laughs along the way. This film brings back Walter Hill alums James Remar, Sonny...

Gary and special guests Lee Russell, Leah Hardy and Cameron Scott discuss two homage films…..call em ripoffs of the most popular possesion film that most people love but a majority of the panel hates. They are aping The Exorcist as we cover Abby and Beyond The Door both from the great year of 1974. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beefers are back and are gonna make a withdrawal from the bank of paranoia and deception with these two features. Iris and Gary are joined by Mike White of The Projection Booth to discuss two films about finding large sums of dirty money and the consequences of taking it. In A Simple Plan, two brothers and their buddy find a duffle bag full of loot whilst on a hunt. Mistrust, desperation and d...

Join Gary and Iris for some stale nog or possibly an Irish coffee while we discuss two films in which two delinquents become unlikely stars in their respective or disrespectful forms of media only to fall from mediocrity. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Change out of your civies and load up your blanks. The Torchy’s boys are hitting the swamps of Louisiana with Jamie Sammons of Horror In The House Of Sammons to discuss Southern Comfort from 1981. When a group of National Guardsmen go on some tactical maneuvers in the backwoods of Louisiana, they start to mess with the natural order of things and piss off some locals. They start getting picked off...

We are back in the fires of the boiler room once again with two installments of this hit anthology series. In Missing Persons, a girl with a heavy past is forced to babysit two brats while fighting the urge to eat everything in the house including the brats. This leads to a story about the brats’ father wanting a brand new life following an auto wreck. In The Light At The End Of The Tunnel, a lose...

The Beef crew are back with Gary, Suzanne, Iris and special guest Derek Borgeois to throw on our parkas and go out into the cold for two features that include shapeshifters that brave the elements to terrorize people in Horror Express starring Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing and John Carpenter’s The Thing featuring Kurt Russell, Keith David and Wilford Brimley. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon...

Derek, Gary and special guest Suzanne call in some favors and some demons and hitch a ride to Connecticut to cover Tim Burton’s classic tale of loss and possession with 1988’s Beetlejuice. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The gang from Torchy’s mount up with the James/Younger Gang for Walter Hill’s horse abusing, saloon slinging story of brotherly love with The Long Riders from 1980. This tells the tale of end of the gang where they are dodging the law, evading those pesky Pinkertons and chasing that sweet dream. And the women. Yes the women. It has an all star cast including Stacy and James Keach, Robert and Keith...

Day 21 is here and I am going back to the UK again. This time a scientist with a deadly secret foils Peter Cushing while men are dying all around him. How are they dying? You guessed it. A giant, shapeshifting moth person! It is much more dull than it sounds. Look for me again tomorrow with Man Beast! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey beefers! What happens when I get behind? You get a whole buffet of beastly reviews featuring an array of baddies including Satan himself. This episode has alien devices, deadly animals, transforming cannibals and more camp than you can handle. Guest curators include Dave James Parker, Cort Psyops, Neil Lemoi, Derek Bourgeois, Jerry Herring and Jerry Cortes. Sink your teeth into 90 minutes of f...

Hey Legion people! Sorry I was a away for a few days but here’s a series of mini reviews including spoiler free reviews of the first episodes of the brand new Chucky and Day of the Dead series from me and one king sized one from Gav Hoare of The Podcast On Haunted Hill. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Day 10 goes to the zoo with special guest Dan Bone of The Podcast On Haunted Hill carrying the feed bag on this one. What happens when PCP gets into the water supply at a zoo? Mass carnage all over the streets. YOu get all this and more in Wild Beasts from 1984. Look for another solo review tomorrow from me covering The Beast In The Cellar. Watch Wild Beasts with the link below. ★ Support this pod...

Day 9 takes us down south to Mexico to find the mysterious but adorable Beast Of Hollow Mountain. When a cattle rancher is losing his steer, a mysterious beast that lives in a mountain is the prime suspect. When he reveals himself, it is a fight to the finish with the beast with some wild results. You get ranching politics, a love triangle and some decent animation for the time in the feature. Loo...

Join RJ MacReady as he hits the slopes for this creature feature. When snow bunnies are getting killed by an unknown force, It’s up to character actors Bo Svenson, Clint Walker and Yvette Mimieux to hunt the beast and take him out. Look for me with another solo review tomorrow with The Beast Of Hollow Mountain. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Day 7 takes us to England for a real thinker. When a mysterious orb has landed on Earth from an undisclosed location, it is promptly picked up by UK scientists and they are baffled early. Once it hatches and escapes, it starts to abduct 200 of England’s women for it’s experiments. Decent film featuring some great character actors. Check it out with the YouTube link below. https://www.youtube.com/w...

Day 6 brings a lizard beast that predates the big guy that doesn’t need mentioning. I hear he’s from Tokyo or something. Donnie Rings has chosen the Harryhausen effects driven The Beast From 20000 Fathoms. When a creature makes himself known from the depths of the earth, everyone is stymied with boat attacks and mysterious accidents. Our creature moves into the city in this stop motion spectacle....

Day five brings us another guest being Rik Morgan from the Hail Ming Power Hour amongst others. He picked this delightful gem. When a group of people are shipwrecked in the year 1920, they are greeted by acid baths and some gnarly looking natives in the form of cabbage patch dolls from hell. Had a great time listening to this and I hope you do too. Look for the YouTube link below. See you all agai...

Day 4 brings us one of the great bad movies of all time. Or is it? It’s The Beast Of Yucca Flats featuring the great former Swedish wrestler/actor in the titular role as a rogue Russian scientist who goes on the run, gets blasted by nuclear radiation and wanders the desert looking for people to strangle. Simple plot for a very simple film. We’ll see you all again for day 5!!!!! ★ Support this podc...