Two Drink Minimum Commentaries

Day 3 is here and we have our first guest curator of the 31 Days of Howling Beast. Jeffery X Martin has been tasked to cover The Beast That Killed Women. Not much of a plot here. There’s a gorilla who’s attacking young nudists in Florida. Police are baffled, tops are non existent…….you get the gist. This is just the first of many guests on this run but this one is pretty great. ★ Support this podc...

Day two tells the tale of greed, desire and murderous monsters yearning for fame and blood. That’s what you get with Beast Mode. When an actor is severely injured, they find a double to replace him. Almost. This kid has some scars to clear up and with the help of a miracle cure, it does and with severe consequences. This cream brings out the worst in it’s user with monstrous and murderous results....

Welcome to our monthlong celebration of schlock. There will be lizards, yetis, devils and everything in-between with these 31 days. Let’s start with some high class cinema with the Don Dohler classic NightBeast from 1982. When his space ship is dinged by asteroids, our titular character is crash landed to earth and he is angry. Armed with a man dusting ray gun, claws and a gnarly overbite, he defi...

Join Suzanne, Derek and Gary to celebrate the tiny dynamo known as Darla who recently has made her trip to the great beyond. We do that by sometimes talking about and watching The Pack from 1977 starring Joe Don Baker. There are some strange occurances around a small island town and all points are leading to a pack of angry dogs that were abandoned. Nobody is safe from these abused pups. Let’s see...

Alright, boppers. The Torchy’s crew are equipped for violence and survival with Walter Hill’s third effort being the action, gang infused The Warriors from 1979. After an effort to unite the major gangs of the five boroughs, that live bunch from Coney Island are blamed for the murder of the ringleader. They are on the run dodging trouble while busting heads with their goal of making it home alive....

Do you like Blood From The Core? Here is bonus episode for the free feed to entice you all to join up with the Legion Patreon. We are joined by Suzanne for this little slice of sleaze with Alfred Sole’s Alice Sweet Alice. When a small child is brutally murdered on the day of her first communion, her jealous sister is the prime suspect. Is she mental? What is with the padre being a little too chumm...

The Two Drink Crew is back from hell and are feeling frisky to discuss this classic that could be better than it’s predecessor. When free wheeling Mary Lou scorns her boyfriend on prom night, his prank causes her to catch fire. When her vengeful spirit is released on a young and chaste girl, hilarity and incest run wild with outrageous results in this amazing sequel. The panel includes Gary Hill,...

Gary and Iris are traveling on this one. We have been vaxxed but we are feeling slightly aglow. Could it be radiation? We are back to discuss two films where radiation makes people insanely violent. When a scientist’s plane lands, the people inside start a flurry of violence that spreads all over the city and all places in between in Umberto Lenzi’s Nightmare City. Then, a chemical spill causes th...

Bored on a Friday night? Looking for somewhere to have some fun? Why not hang with the Beef gang with two jams where young people play where they shouldn’t be playing. Because you know. Zombies. When a group of hippies decide to go play with a resurrection spell that they think is a joke, they bring forth the actual undead in Bob Clark’s Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things. Then, punks playin...

After festering in the boiling room for a short time, the Elm Street kids are burning and dreaming of mediocrity once again. We’re nearing the end of season one of the show and we’ve hit Krueger bedrock with two episodes that sort of work for us. In Love Stinks, a guy with commitment issues loses love, gains a stalker and a whole lot more. This is paired with a second half (like they do) that incl...

The regulars from Torchy’s are back for another round with Walter Hill’s sophomore effort The Driver. This stars Ryan O’Neal as a wheelman for hire who’s never been caught and Bruce Dern as The Detective hot on his heels who will go to any length to get his man. We discuss going against type, the film’s influence on the modern action film and “failed” attempts at the perfect car chase. W/ Lee Russ...

The beefers are back and Gary is green with glee. Emerald green that is. He almost had to fly solo because his co-hosts were on location in Canada learning about the wonders of bagged milk. He had to get some help in the form of “Lady” Leah Hardy from They Must Be Destroyed On Sight Podcast to travel into the storm and to the land of Oz with the Motown infused The Wiz and the trippy but “child fri...

Hey, Legionaires and other ruffians! Come one and come quick like the star of the first subject of a brand new thing. This is Last Call At Torchy’s. It is a show in which Lee Russell (They MUST Be Destroyed On Sight!) Cameron Scott (Cineme Degeneration) and Gary Hill (Cinema Beef/Two Drink Minimum Commentaries/Blood From The Core) cover the catalog of a real Renaissance man of cinema, Mr. Walter H...

Iris, Suzanne and Gary are joined by Jeffery X Martin of Kiss The Goat for who guessed it……satanic pact movies! We cover the plaster casting, blue ink baptizing and ivory tickling The Mephisto Waltz. Then, we kiss the ring of out dark overlord with The Legacy. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Come with us to a place where violence runs rampant and your own personal freedoms may be at stake. Well…..there’s that and two plucky cops who infiltrate an underground fight ring and get way too into it. Give us a rock and roll and join us in our lands of personal freedoms and join us for Firepower featuring Australian wunderkind Gary Daniels, that guy that played Dutch in The Karate Kid aka Cha...

Saddle up, Beefers. We’re gonna take you on a fun and possibly uncomfortable ride. We are covering two somewhat controversial films where the sheriff is inserted into bad towns where they are not accepted. You know. Because they’re controversial. We are doing Mel Brooks’ Blazing Saddles and The Boss both from 1974. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary and Cameron are joined by rock n roller and fellow caster Ricky Morgan to chat about those pesky aliens that just want to pick up the pieces after abducting our great fathers. When a boy’s long missing father resurfaces, he makes a bond with his son that will literally change him forever. In the extra terrestrial sense. It’s weird. It’s wacky. It’s rapey. It’s Xtro from 1982. Watch along with...

Gary, Suzanne and Iris had to reach for the best gas station speed for this one. Gotta stay awake for this ride. We are covering two remakes about people’s identities are completely up for grabs because aliens of course. We turn off our emotions and then turn on our ugly tears for Phillip Kaufman’s Invasion Of The Body Snatchers ’78. Then, we explore the sport of amphibian eating and the boy who c...

Gary is joined by Cameron, Willis and Suzanne to tackle this gem. When secret agricultural dossiers are stolen by master ninjas, it’s up to Chuck Connors and his rag tag trio of fighters to get the information back and kill the baddies. This is a fun one. Watch Sakura Killers along with us with the link below. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beefers are back with Hero Hero Ghost Show, Duncan and Bo Come Correct, Pick Six Movies and our boss, Bo Ransdell to talk about two films in which renovations are hell on two unsuspecting pairs. When a couple invest in an estate that seems like a killer deal, their world literally falls apart around them. Tom Hanks and Shelly Long star in The Money Pit. Then, two brothers inherit a rare home a...

The Two Drink Crew is back with a rotating panel in effect. Gary is joined by show regular Newty of the NFW Commentaries, Cameron Scott of the Cinema Degeneration and Kyle Poling of Bloodbaths and Boomsticks Podcast to discuss a beloved Canadian gem. Or is it? White folks take shelter in a cabin in a mining town. There may be unwanted intruders that may ruin their fun. Click the link below to watc...

Ok cool riders! Two Drink is doing what this podcaster thinks a stone cold classic. We’re going back to Rydell to bowl, sing and be oversexed teenage adults. We are joined by special guest Heather Powell of the Friday Nightmares podcast and is joined by a lot of groans but that makes for great podcasting. Listen to your Two Drink. Do it for your country! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The two drink crew is back with a huge cast of characters covering and ribbing on a classic that at least one of us thinks is better than the original. Watch along with us and howl! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join Willis, Suzanne, Gary and special guest Scott Crawford as we watch a worthy follow up to a childhood favorite. When corporate gentrification destroys Gizmo’s home, he is forced to the big city where he finds Billy and accidentally reignites the Gremlin train inside a high rise. Will the creatures escape and take over New York and possibly the world? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Two Drink is back with a slice of pure 70s gold. We are joined by special guest Heather Powell to talk through 2 of the best episodes of The Muppet Show featuring Alice Cooper and Vincent Price and the immortal Paul Lynde in one of the best holiday specials ever. Look for links below and watch them with us in that order. Happy Halloween!!!!! https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6hevzj https://www.da...