Two Drink Minimum Commentaries

Join the Two Drink Crew for a tale about the power of steel and tales of high adventure……wait…….not that movie. Gary and Newty are joined by special guest Kyle Poling to watch and rib on this absurd Conan ripoff directed by Umberto Lenzi and starring the great George Eastman. When a brute finds a blunt piece of steel in the ruins of an erupted volcano, he quickly takes over the land whilst killing...

Join the 2 Drink crew for some flesh ripping, throat punching, wall destroying good time when we cover the gonzo martial arts opus, Riki Oh – The Story of Ricky, When Ricky is forced into prison, the inmates and the administration soon learn that he’s not stuck in there with them. They’re stuck in there with him. Filled with gore and super human violence, this is a must see if you haven’t seen it...

The Two Drink crew is back again with a real strange flick. When a girl goes into a crypt, she is possessed by a specter that makes her an angry young girl. Maybe just hormonal. This flares up again as an adult with hilarious results. With Suzanne, Wildman Willis, Jake the Snake, Gary and Newty. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Two Drink Crew are back with a lost episode. This was recorded like last spring. Here we are though with our second Diadatto film, Cut and Run. Join a film crew and some commandos as they hunt for some drug hungry natives and the man who enslaves them played masterfully by Richard Lynch. All while trying to collect Willie Aames. Come and have a gory good time. We sure did. w/ Newty, Jake The S...

Join the 2 Drink Crew with a lost show that we recorded last year. This will be one of the last few shows that we all record together on 2 Drink but what a doozy it is. Chuck Norris plays an American soldier who leads a team who take on a ruthless terrorist who invades our shores to take over the country. It’s up to Chuck and his never ending arsenal to kill Richard Lynch all while Willis fights s...

The Two Drink crew takes to the high seas fighting lots of great creatures and our temptation for Caroline Munro in the Harryhausen jam.  All with special guest Lee Russell. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Happy birthday to out patriarch, Newty. We celebrate by watching the very long in parts director’s cut of the military driven comedy powerhouse known as Stripes starring Bill, Murray, Harold Ramis, Warren Oates and whole lot more! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

  Happy Shunt-O-Ween from the Two Drink crew,  I say this because we are covering the very gooey Society from the king of slop, Mr. Brian Yuzna. When upper crust teen Billy starts to notice a lot of strange things going on, he questions his family and how far a human body can contort.  We learn what taking a pound of flesh really means with this bonkers third act.  Gary Hill, Suzanne Capelletti an...

Join Suzanne, Gary and special guest Donnie Rings of The Horror Mafia Podcast as we dissect virgins, robots and all those layers that Barbara Crampton is wearing in Jim Wynoski’s killer mall movie Chopping Mall! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It’s spring break in Panama City and the girls are almost as hot as the body count.  When the weather heats up, so do the tourists when they are terrorized by a mysterious biker whose whip has shocking results for those who interact with it.  Starring genre legend John Saxon and written and directed by Italian auteur Umberto Lenzi. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

  The Two Drink Crew celebrate 30 years of the friendship of one private investigator and his annoying and lucky in love Rabbit where they aim to clear the rabbit’s name and stop one mean judge and his band of weasels from killing all of Toon Town.   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Two Drink Crew take to the streets, the subway and even the far east on this one.  When an ancient curse befalls a major city, it’s up to our hero to do some terrible karate, fight rival gangs and stop one funky subterranean ghost in Devil’s Express.  Wait till the end for Suzanne’s first big podcasting moment. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The 2 Drink crew rides again with a really awkward sort of slasher.  You excited about the reaper on the cover? We were too but he never makes an appearance. This is typical slasher fare that also includes boobs galore, gay and bi-curious friends, hillbillies, grinding and most importantly, barnyard innuendo!  This one gets strange ya’ll! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The 2 Drink crew celebrate Suzanne’s birthday with some thing so absurd, disturbing, stupid and damn entertaining.  We watch the shot of video gorefest The Burning Moon. It’s a wild film. Seek it out! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

  The 2 drink crew is back with a new episode and this time things are gonna get angry. When a presumed dead lab baboon is let loose on some unsuspecting nerds playing some fake d and d game inside of their lab facility, they are dispatched by the titular ape in gruesome ways. The only weakness to this angry beast is unfortunately and hilariously doors. You know when we do a movie that involves a...

The 2 Drink crew are live once again to celebrate the 40th anniversary of a slice of B-Movie gold from the early days of Empire Studios. When a teen finds alien technology, he hulks out and obliterates his opposition. All this and claymation invaders in Charles Band’s Laserblast. We are joined by special guest Cameron Scott. Watch along with us with the link below. https://youtu.be/yNMg0_Z9cGA ★ S...

The 2 Drink crew is back from hiatus to watch a real winner of a film. We watch the schlock sword and steel film She starring the lovely Sandahl Bergman. See this motley crew hack and slash their way through the kingdom with little or no plot to hold them down. We had a good time nonetheless. Have a listen!   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Here is another unreleased show and it’s a doozy. We chat through a slasher that should be much higher in the rankings but woefully is not. When a blackout falls upon a town, the new doctor at the local mental hospital is stalked by some of his patients who have escaped and started to slay it up in his old town tonight.  This stars cinema giants Jack Palance, Donald Pleasance, Martin Landau and di...

The Drink Crew are shouting at the devil and he is answering back through our Commodore 64s when we are joined by Kyle Poling from the Bloodbaths and Boomsticks podcast to discuss the Clint Howard vehicle, Evilspeak.  When a young military school cadet is bullied by his jock counterparts, he decides to reach out and touch someone with the help of a Satanic computer to dispatch them and literally r...

What do you do when you’re world has crumbled and hobo William Smith has an army of 10s that want to steal your produce and stuff?  You call in Yul Brynner to take out the trash. This was Newty’s pick this time around and he picked one of the greats in the post apocalyptic genre with The Ultimate Warrior!  It’s the most fun you’ll have killing random hobos without getting a prison sentence.     ★...

The Two Drink Crew find love and some kicks in this great edition of the show. We celebrate Valentine’s Day with the Cannon classic, The Last American Virgin. So grab your gal and listen to us talk about STDs and butt stuff. It will be a great evening. Trust us.   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join in and dig in with the 2 Drink crew when we watch Larry Cohen’s ode to commercialism and his disgust for dessert in 1985’s The Stuff. Watch with us below! https://youtu.be/Chzbs_FAMm8 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It’s a dreary night in the big city and the Two Drink Minimum crew is on the menu. When there is a killer on the loose taking their selection of body parts, its up to two bumbling detectives to find the maniac, deal with mentally unstable wives and gross out one of our hosts with their eating habits. All this and Tom Savini gore effects in Bloodsucking Pharaohs In Pittsburgh. Link to the movie bel...

Hey folks. Put on your mittens and watch out for those kittens. It’s cold outside and they might go rabid on you. That’s the subject of this low budget gem. When a cat food company wants to cut corners, there is only one answer in these trying times. Make it fortified with flesh from the local cemetary to make those coats nice and shiny. The only problem is that the cats are turning on their owner...

The Two Drink crew take a walk in the woods with special guest Bo Ransdell as we talk through this gonzo Japanese classic. When two prisoners run afoul of some gangsters while on the run in the woods, the undead begin to rise up and take on all of them in this balls out epic. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★