Two Drink Minimum Commentaries

Boy oh boy.  It’s one of those previously unreleased episodes that was a real gem.  We are joined by special guests Kyle Poling and Jeffery X Martin to do this instant classic!  When PCP gets in the water supply of a major city, the animals at a local zoo get their fix and so do we when the escape their captors and run amok. Destroying and killing everything they encounter.  This is a really fun o...

Join the Two Drink Crew as they travel with Snake to save the president and possibly get some kicks in the big city in John Carpenter’s Escape From New York.  Do I really need to say more? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Happy Halloween and welcome to part 2 of our Fred Dekker double bill with the best Atkins ever!!!! When slugs from space are unleashed by a fraternity prank, they invade the locals and they become more dead in the head than ever before. All this and the best Miller promotion material ever in Night Of The Creeps. We are joined by special guests Lee Russell from the They Must Be Destroyed On Sight p...

Join the 2 Drink crew as we delve into part one of our Fred Dekker double bill. Join Sean, Rudy, Frankenstein and all the rest as they take on Dracula and his motley crew of baddies and possibly save the world. All this and possible and improbable virgins in The Monster Squad. We are joined by special guests Android Virus of the Cemetary Gates Podcast and Mark Ball of  The Midnight Horror Show and...

Hey folks it’s day 2 to our countdown to Halloween and we go back into the drink with our favorite monster hero.  Join Newty, Gill and Gary as they dive into Jim Wynorski’s epic sequel, “The Return Of Swamp Thing.” See Swampy fight vagina faced creatures, the mad  and with no explanation Dr. Arcane, insane commandos and still have time for some psychic sex with Heather Locklear.  Who knows what sw...

Welcome back to the Two Drink Minimum Commentaries.  Where the floors are sticky and the pig boys are always welcome at our dinner table. We are joined by special guest Derek Bourgeois of the Cinema Attack Podcast on the Horrorphilia Network to discuss one of Wes Craven’s first efforts and what a fine one it is in Swamp Thing from 1981.  We are doing this and Return of Swamp Thing in memory of epi...

I hear these old models have all the perks. Great bodies, superior horn and possibly are possessed by the devil. When a mysterious auto terrorizes a desert town, it’s up to James Brolin to get down to the nuts and bolts of it. We got a full cast with this one so enjoy. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Grab your compass and head into the woods with the 2 Drink crew. We are sans Newty but are joined by special guest Filip Onell to chat through Greydon Clark’s fleshy disc flying and Jack Palance starring Without Warning. All that and Landau scowls and alien howls!!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Saddle up and grab your favorite huckleberry, the 2 Drink crew are back to kill some cowboys and have some laughs. I am joined by Newty, Suzanne and Willis as we sit through a modern classic and say a fond vaya con dios to Bill Paxton and Powers Booth respectively. You’re due at the O.K. Corral so download now! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Two Drink continues our Bill Paxton tribute shows dining on pork chop sandwiches of course served in dirty ashtrays. Bill plays the maniacal big brother Chet in this John Hughes classic. When two geeks get the idea to program a girl on their computer, it goes all too well and they create the very real super genie Lisa and she turns their lives upside down. We learn the finer points of partying, co...

The Bill Paxton shows rolls on to LV-426 for some splosions and general jackassadry. When Ripley is found by a salvage crew, she is forced to retell the events to the corporate screws. When the marines are called in, she is sucked in and is forced back to the colony for some more Xenomorph fun but this time a whole lot more of em. Who’s worse, the beasts or the corporate slime that wants  them. Al...

Two Drink kicks off their Bill Paxton tribute shows with a western of sorts. When Caleb is lured in by the advances of the lovely Mae, he is brought into a world where night and blood are king. Can he surlvive her crazy road family and find a cure for his crazy affliction? You get all that and Bill’s bloody spurs in Near Dark from 1987. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Living in a podunk desert town got you down? How can things get any worse? Well when a quake opens up the ground, it lets loose a brand new species of bug that will literally burn all your expectations of creepy crawlies all that much more. You get all that and the Brady kitchen in William Castle’s last film Bug from 1975.     ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Beasts and Bugs Month starts with eco-horror glee with Day of the Animals!  X is back on with us for this month at least as we first dive into this film directed by the great William Girdler. With the o-zone depleting at a rapid rate, it is causing the people to be adventurous and animals to go crazy. When a group of unsuspecting tourists go on a hike in the mountains, they are attacked in by airb...

Alright film fans. Time to get filthy. Join Divine, Crackers and the rest of the family as they battle they battle the infamous Marble family in a war of wits and schlock to see who reigns supreme and be deemed the filthiest person alive. See cannibalism, shemales, singing assholes, meat to crotch love shoplifting and a whole lot more in John Waters’ Pink Flamingos. ★ Support this podcast on Patre...

Welcome to suburbia!  Where the economy is plentiful and so is the food. Too bad the neighbors could be on the menu. When a disturbed boy suspects the food he eats isnt all the way kosher, he gets sucked deeper into a world of strange dreams, phaillic closet monsters and child therapy with what I think has hilarious results. Join the 2 Drink crew and watch the Bob Balaban directed Parents from 198...

Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies…..naked parts? Maybe in Donald Trump’s devil baby movie. (Devil baby yolo! I’m bringing it back) Join the 2 Drink crew as we disect a classic. I’m sure all the women and satanists are gonna be offended all at once. I know one of us was really offended. Who you ask? Give it a listen and find out. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Suburbia is the pits and the freaks are king in this wonderful gem from 1981. When meek house husband gets new tenants next door, it causes him to lose his mind do to their antics and of course the sexual advances of their temptress female tenant. Grand theft auto, arson, bad pasta and unfortunately John Belushi’s last performance in Neighbors.   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Absurd Neighbor Feburary continues with a comedy horror classic.  Join us as we discuss garbage etiquette, the Felddog and of course The Klopeks as we watch the Joe Dante jam The Burbs. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

I know what you’re thinking. They’re doing another Amicus joint? I know. I was thinking the same thing. It makes for good banter. Watch and listen with the 2 Drink kids as they talk about death, walls that actually bleed and brand new home additions that can make that trip to hell all that much more enjoyable. We are blessed with the return of Gill and the debut of one Johnny Krueg. Stay tuned nex...

Join the 2 Drink crew as we delve into the Amicus library for the first time with a real winner chosen by Suzanne. We got Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, Ingrid Pitt and a whole lot of not blood in this very tame classic scribed by Robert Bloch. We had a lot of fun with this one. Listen towards the end for a special announcement. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Happy Friday the 13th to all you Legionaires out there. The 2 Drink crew have their van fully stocked with all kinds of international cuisine as we watch one of my faves in the series. If you like slow and violent kids, singing in gross shit houses and fun with robot dancing, you may enjoy this one. Happy un-Jason day to you all! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Welcome to world where cash is king and “the shit” can get surreal. Join the 2 Drink crew for 4 tales of terror hosted by us and the master of the shit, Clarence Williams III! We talk racial tension, good and bad hair and how domestic abuse is only funny when done by David Alan Grier. So grab a 40 ounce and put on neutral colors. It’s about to get real! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Step up and punch your ticket. The 2 Drink crew is here to bring you some laughs and some frights in this classic anthology film. We talk abuse, politics, indecent exposure and a whole lot more. So stay a while and don’t get any meteor shit on ya. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sorry for the delay but the 2 Drink crew have some yuletide leftovers for you guys. Join Clark Griswold and his motley crew of relatives as they dodge horny dogs, dementia, shitty neighbors, botched dinners and of course raw sewage in this holiday favorite. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★