Two Drink Minimum Commentaries

Martial Arts Madness month is back again and we travel to Thailand for this one.  We got a small panel this time around consisting of Gill, Willis, myself and a small appearance by Newty from the NFW Commentaries.  When the head of an ancient statue is stolen, it’s up to out hero to retrieve it doing some pretty impressive maneuvers to get it!  So take the leap, fall out of trees and crank the Ric...

It’s time to stand on your own and watch some white boys doing martial arts!  We are covering No Retreat No Surrender this time around to kick off our martial arts month!  When his father’s dojo is shut down by the Russian mob, Jason Stillwell is forced to move to Seattle.  While there he learns how crappy his martial arts skills are by fighting fat guys and preppy street toughs.  With the help of...

Happy Halloween from Two Drink Minimum!  On this one, we are swinging with the Puttermans as we watch Empire Pictures gold!  We are doing Terrorvision this time around!  We got a big ass cast of people to talk about bodily fluids, aliens, the 80s and of course the ever so beautiful Diane Franklin!  Mount up and grab your assault rifle because the invasion is about to begin!   Contact Info Facebook...

October is rolling on with a rocking take on 90s technology and the mindfuck that it causes! We snagged “Midnight” Corey Graham to cover the 90s tune infused trip through the crazy world horror based CD roms in Brainscan from 1994. Join Edward Furlong as he fingers through his Fangoria only to find the latest in light infused gaming entertainment! As he keeps playing, and the bodies are piling up,...

Do you enjoy science? Do you like psychic children? Do you like phallic carnivorous worms who attack old women!?  Then this is the film for you!  Join the TDM crew as we watch the Douglas McKeown directed “The Deadly Spawn”!  I am joined by Suzanne, Willis and Newty as we wipe off the meteor shit and dive into this wonderful B-movie throwback.  Facebook : Gary Hill  Twitter : @GDubby  E-mail : cin...

Hello fellow viewers!  We are back again and this time it’s Ryan’s pick,  Fiction becomes reality when a woman is intrigued by a mysterious book and unleashes a scalping, sash wearing slasher who will stop at nothing to make her his next victim.  Is it real or is it only in her mind.  Find out when the TDM gang watches I, Madman! Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill  Twitter : @GDubby  E-mail :...

We’re back and we’re bringing the heat and the metal!  We Kage and Jables on their journey to rock stardom of course encountering many obsticles in Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny! Join Sasquach, Tim Robbins, Lee and even the devil himself as we sing and admire these two rock giants.  You can’t kill the metal! Panelists include Willis Wheeler, Jeffery X Martin and Suzanne Wilson Cappaletti Gar...

Got milk!? Then come on down to Nilbog and join this massive panel as we peep out the outrageous Troll 2 from 1990.  Come for the hospitality and stay for supper because you may be it!   Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-Mail : cinemabeefpodcast@gmail.com   Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc   Boss Butcher Facebook : Erik Cornell Twitter : @BossButcher...

Have you ever had a mother who was way too overbearing and mean?  Did you ever wish she would get infected by a stop motion animated beast!?  If so then join us on our journey down memory lane when Peter Jackson wasn’t making Hobbit movies and was making horror/comedy gold!  We cover Braindead aka Dead Alive this time around and it was tons of fun!  Even Meatwad makes an appearance on this one!  S...

Do you enjoy the taste of red meat?  Do you like the sound of grown men moaning annoyingly into a microphone?  Then  come on down to Sweethaven with the TDM gang where that stuff is accepted.  We do Robert Altman’s Popeye this time around!  So grab a burger and your favorite can of spinach and have a great time!   Panelists include Willis Wheeler, Ryan Lewis, Gill Rockatasnky and Jesse Bollinger....

Do you like horror films?  Do you like free passes given by a mysterious stranger?  You and I both know that there is no such thing as a free ride.  Come and join the gang at the Metropol for some entertainment, refreshments and possible POSSESSION!  Fueled by metal music by such artists as Saxon and Motley Crue, our patrons much evade these baddies as they ravage and claw away any chance for surv...

  Here it is kids!  Another back-logged episode for all you kiddies out there!  Are you tired of your metropolis being ruled by a bunch of juvenile delinquents in black jumpsuits?  Do you roam parks at night looking for purse snatchers and possible rape victims? Do you often practice angry martial arts on rooftops?  Is pizza the only acceptable food in New York City?  Probably!  If all these thing...

We’re coming to get you, filmgoers!  We cover. George Romero’s 1968 classic and first in the original dead trilogy, Night of the Living Dead!  WATCH along as X takes a hooker sized dump on this classic  LISTEN for the sound of Willis slapping multiple white women!  CRINGE as I do a horrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.  Only Blind Frankenstein might come out alive!  Who are we kidding, the cr...

Video rendered and edited by Gill Rockatansky Do you like leather? Do you like tattoos? Do you like outrageous bikers and the far-fetched stunts that come along with them? Then this is the movie for you. We are covering 1991’s action dynamo Stone Cold starring the skunk-mulleted, lizard loving, duster wearing and pretty boy (according to William Forsythe) Brian Bosworth! It also features Lance Hen...

Do you enjoy superheroes? How about awkward blondes with daddy issues and the older scientists who creepily fall in love with them? Do you like really cheap effects including a really crappy looking waving plastic arm and repeating effect fireballs? That’s right, the same effects shot repeated over and over. Then this is the commentary for you! Join Jesse (Horrorcopia), Willis (Terror Troop), Gill...

  I don’t know about you guys but I like my teachers with killer racks. Not like in the literal sense like in this film. When gangs take over the cities around Kennedy High School, the authorities take drastic measures to keep the schools kids in line by implanting android teachers in the school When their military protocol takes over, the teachers wage war between two of the most fashionable gang...

  Are you ready for a bloody good time?! Join Jesse Bollinger (Horrorcopia), Willis Wheeler (Terror Troop), Huke Green (Cristi Hates Horror, The Fire Pit), Dan Chase (Formally of The Skeleton Crew) and myself on our trip to Pleasant Valley as we babble with each other and sometimes talk about the 1964 gore induced classic Two Thousand Maniacs directed by the godfather of gore, Herschell Gordon Lew...

  Join Jeffery X Martin (Kiss The Goat, 6.5 Feef Under Podcast), Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti (We Came From The Basement), Willis Wheeler (Terror Troop) and myself as we babble through the user friendly sort of Stephen King adaptation of his short story “The Lawnmower Man”.  So strap into you VR simulator and dig those 1992 graphics, it should be a fun ride!   Contact Info Facebook : Gary Hill, Suzan...

  Are you lonely?  Are you misunderstood?  Do you love metal!  Then this is the film for you.  Join Jeffery X Martin of the 6.5 Feet Under and Kiss the Goat Podcasts, Suzanne Wilson Capaletti (It Came From the Basement) and myself as we revel in all things Fastway and idol worship.  We all are going to hell!  We do Trick or Treat from 1987 featuring Marc “Skippy” Price and lots of douchy white peo...