Two Dicks in a Bar

Two out of three dicks agree, the world is leaving everyone behind. Two out of three dicks, agree, having kids is a waste of money. Two out of three dicks, agree, cast will eat your eyes out of your skull after you die. Pick one and invite your friends that disagree.

Valentine’s Day suggestions, moral dilemmas, and the lowdown on Mr. Bean.

The social studies episode? More like the dick said a few dirty words!

Reforming schools, labor laws, mushroom trips, and anything else your child is involved in.

The Dick’s hear about Jesse‘s upcoming camping trip with the kids, and Disc Golf. Lots of Disc Golf. We’re sorry, too much Disc Golf.

Dad jokes, sports talk, and the Iowa caucuses, don’t worry, it gets better. Not much but better.

The Vagina Queen stops by and knocks us off our soapbox and onto the boxspring.

The Dicks realize people can’t read anymore, and that monopolies rule… No cap.

If you’ve ever been interested or curious about the mastication proclamation… Then get ready for the dicks, new segment, Dick tips!

The Dicks are excited to bring in the holidays with discussions about corpse steam, kink shaming, and butt stuff. Can’t wait to see what 2024 brings.

The dicks share their big five. Who’s neurotic, extroverted, or aborting things in Texas? Tune in to find out!

K holes, dive bars, and the Congress, all things, George Santos got kicked out of this week, on Two Dicks in a Bar.

The dicks get into a podcast discussing how an individual’s inability to face grief leads him to put his mother’s likeness into AI. OK, it’s not AI, it’s a large language model. Fine damn Jesse!

The Dicks talk War Games, Tyson being wrong, Brett’s Comedy fiasco, and bisexuality with LEE!!

Are you excited by robots, covered by the carcasses of dead animals? Then this episode of Two Dicks in a Bar is for you! Necro, robotics, obscure Keanu Reeves quotes, & a creepy Uncle story! This episode has it all.

Everyone’s favorite, “Jesse’s podcast podcast update” brings catcalls to center stage before learning about Mike’s debilitating disappointment in the world’s degradation of appointment setting.

The dicks are excited to welcome the new speaker of the house, and finally Jesse‘s cave of bones.

Speaking of distractions, while we focus on the passing of summer, remember… If they ask for your information, they don’t have your best interest at heart.

Lumpy pillow fights will soon decide the Speaker, since acting like children is the name of the game.

The Dick’s discuss the Dolphins latest win… Because you know they talk about manly shit, and… Have you heard about the mustachioed hunk Swift is dating? Oh, boy!

If you aren’t feeling someone up in Beetlejuice, then what are you doing with your life?

The Dinka are all about everything…except jinxing Mel Brooks. We did not jinx Mel! We hope. Oh, and two disco spontaneously sing Norwegian Wood, go Beatles.

The dicks make sure a gambling intervention isn’t necessary breakdown, political systems around the world, and Jesse gets a new nickname…

Hip-hop may turn 50 this year, but the dicks are bitching about the lack of youth in government. Yep, that sounds like fun. Tune in!

The dicks talk good subs, the rise of the golf cart culture, and mascots in the Florida region.