Two Dicks in a Bar

Everyone’s favorite, “Jesse’s podcast podcast update” brings catcalls to center stage before learning about Mike’s debilitating disappointment in the world’s degradation of appointment setting.

The dicks are excited to welcome the new speaker of the house, and finally Jesse‘s cave of bones.

Speaking of distractions, while we focus on the passing of summer, remember… If they ask for your information, they don’t have your best interest at heart.

Lumpy pillow fights will soon decide the Speaker, since acting like children is the name of the game.

The Dick’s discuss the Dolphins latest win… Because you know they talk about manly shit, and… Have you heard about the mustachioed hunk Swift is dating? Oh, boy!

If you aren’t feeling someone up in Beetlejuice, then what are you doing with your life?

The Dinka are all about everything…except jinxing Mel Brooks. We did not jinx Mel! We hope. Oh, and two disco spontaneously sing Norwegian Wood, go Beatles.

The dicks make sure a gambling intervention isn’t necessary breakdown, political systems around the world, and Jesse gets a new nickname…

Hip-hop may turn 50 this year, but the dicks are bitching about the lack of youth in government. Yep, that sounds like fun. Tune in!

The dicks talk good subs, the rise of the golf cart culture, and mascots in the Florida region.

The Dicks discover the genesis of ALL conspiracy theories! Jesse did end up joining a cult, Ed joins the 80%, and Mike joins the shade, frowned upon by others that work in the solar panel industry. Byeeeeeaaaah.

The dicks mainly complain about the Florida heat, but you also get an unrequested look into the inner workings of the bar, Jesse’s cult contemplation, and your new retirement plan.

Ed wanted to talk pits, tits, and grits. Instead the pirates invade, and no one is safe…except the books. The books are safe.

Are you looking for the answer to, “what is a fear boner?”, “should Yahweh be a common name?”, or if Mitch ever unfroze? Tune in!

Still contemplating the chicken or the egg debate? Worried about the writers’ and whether they’ll get what they deserve? Still… the Dicks got you covered. Fine, Jesse! I’ll capitalize DICKS. =)

Mike gets some job-hunting advice, we hear about Jesse’s Father’s white world album theory, and Indiana Jones makes his way into Jesse’s holiday weekend.

Now on display, Jesse’s Ill-timed marathon, his ex-wife’s porn-star boss, and his arachnophobia. Guess which one will be screaming back into your ear holes next week.

This week the dicks welcome back their favorite prison guard to talk legal prostitution. Han Solo’s carbonite nightmares, and delaying gratification. No, not edging Mike! Geez.

After a difficult start, the Dicks get stuck in a bud light back and froth, result in a trans dilemma. Sorry it was a dilemma from birth, unless you call it something different. Hand slams forehead.

The dicks aren’t distracted by the local GOP race, instead Jesse gives away a great car club idea, and Ed reveals if he killed any animals over the last week.

The dicks focus their attention on the writers’ strike, peace River, and the club-swinging underdog of the week.

The upcoming solar storm is going to test Jesse’s eyesight into the quantum realm

After the Spanish pronoun conversation transitioned into one concerning Trump’s latest failure, one of the dicks invites daddy DeSantis to come down and dole out spankings.

The dicks throw shit at the wall and hope it tastes like spaghetti….Damn! Pay our writers!

This week, The dicks invite local funny man and trivia host Brett Morris back with his friend Matteo. And no that’s not a nickname for his junk.