Two Dicks in a Bar

The Dicks discover the genesis of ALL conspiracy theories! Jesse did end up joining a cult, Ed joins the 80%, and Mike joins the shade, frowned upon by others that work in the solar panel industry. Byeeeeeaaaah.

The dicks mainly complain about the Florida heat, but you also get an unrequested look into the inner workings of the bar, Jesse’s cult contemplation, and your new retirement plan.

Ed wanted to talk pits, tits, and grits. Instead the pirates invade, and no one is safe…except the books. The books are safe.

Are you looking for the answer to, “what is a fear boner?”, “should Yahweh be a common name?”, or if Mitch ever unfroze? Tune in!

Still contemplating the chicken or the egg debate? Worried about the writers’ and whether they’ll get what they deserve? Still… the Dicks got you covered. Fine, Jesse! I’ll capitalize DICKS. =)

Mike gets some job-hunting advice, we hear about Jesse’s Father’s white world album theory, and Indiana Jones makes his way into Jesse’s holiday weekend.

Now on display, Jesse’s Ill-timed marathon, his ex-wife’s porn-star boss, and his arachnophobia. Guess which one will be screaming back into your ear holes next week.

This week the dicks welcome back their favorite prison guard to talk legal prostitution. Han Solo’s carbonite nightmares, and delaying gratification. No, not edging Mike! Geez.

After a difficult start, the Dicks get stuck in a bud light back and froth, result in a trans dilemma. Sorry it was a dilemma from birth, unless you call it something different. Hand slams forehead.

The dicks aren’t distracted by the local GOP race, instead Jesse gives away a great car club idea, and Ed reveals if he killed any animals over the last week.

The dicks focus their attention on the writers’ strike, peace River, and the club-swinging underdog of the week.

The upcoming solar storm is going to test Jesse’s eyesight into the quantum realm

After the Spanish pronoun conversation transitioned into one concerning Trump’s latest failure, one of the dicks invites daddy DeSantis to come down and dole out spankings.

The dicks throw shit at the wall and hope it tastes like spaghetti….Damn! Pay our writers!

This week, The dicks invite local funny man and trivia host Brett Morris back with his friend Matteo. And no that’s not a nickname for his junk.

The Dicks go over the log-term ramifications of the previous week’s plethora of political shenanigans and pudding.

The dicks question Sherpas, wearable fitness trackers, and the inappropriate use of your penis, in certain situations.

The dicks discover Jesse’s new prideful side hustle and why it’s better to be the suckee than the sucker

Since the dicks didn’t get into the topic of marriage, they took a hard left and discussed the renaissance festival and what’s killing children.

After hearing about someone’s mothers history of being a nun, the dicks got into explaining “Cosby sweater sex,” and heard an eerily similar story, # fruitypebbles

Caution: this episode deals with issues of suicide and suicidal ideations. If you or someone you know, is struggling with these topics, please know you are not alone dial 988 and speak to people that care.

Joins us while we talk about the Dominion lawsuit with Fox, our recent TV shows we are watching, & students getting out of control over the loss of their switch

Mike is back!

We continue our sillyness

No Mike :(