Jesse Walcutt, Ed, Mike, & Nate
Two Dicks in a Bar
Two dicks in a bar talking with their friends and random people that join
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Jesse Walcutt, Ed, Mike, & Nate
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Oct 29, 2026
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Episodes
The Dicks talk magic pills, Viagra honey, and boner bear gummies. Jump on board! 22.08.2024 1:19:21
Jesse gets deputized and goes out to do his civic duty…as a poll worker! What kind of shenanigans did he witness while performing this thankless job? Wait no longer, “Thanks citizen!”
The List is dead! Long, live the List! 15.08.2024 1:03:38
Theme park highlights, Nate’s necrophiliac needs, & an Olympic recap. Tune in to see if The Dicks can get themselves over the pole!
Two Dicks on the couch? No JD! Off! 08.08.2024 1:08:21
The Olympics, The VP pick, and most importantly, Mike’s musical kill list gets recapped. Stay tuned! 
Kamala’s VP pick has been decided… Jesse! 01.08.2024 1:30:45
How many times can the Dicks circle back to the vice presidential pick before realizing, just like white guys, they don’t matter?
Think I might be looking for… Where is our money, Spotify?“ 25.07.2024 1:13:51
This episode is full of Foamy the Squirrel, Android versus Apple, and Kamala kebabs… enjoy! 
The Dicks take a shot at a recent tragedy and miss the mark. 18.07.2024 58:32
The Dick’s talk soccer! But only for a moment before shifting to shootings, project 25, J. D. Vance, and Mike’s latest addition to his hit list. Then Jesse unceremoniously cuts off Quiet Chris’s explanation of the meaning of life. Thanks Jesse.
Mike’s kill list on full display! Tune in. 11.07.2024 57:41
The Dicks discuss body swapping. Which Dick would rather be Colin Jost, and which would rather be Scarlett Johansson? Or are they both Jesse?
Starbucks, Dunkin, and Nazi train conductors… One has to be right. 04.07.2024 58:42
The Dicks lead you on a meandering journey through bad drivers, fascists, and your grandma. enjoy!
The Dick’s are excited to congratulate the Florida Panthers national championship win… Go Cats! 27.06.2024 58:57
What do the Dick’s want to talk about tonight? Tomorrow’s presidential debates? No. Rank choice voting? Not for long. This week… We’re all about coming up second when you search “two dicks in a bar”!
Now that plants have intelligence, What are the vegans gonna eat? 20.06.2024 59:40
This week, the Dicks give congestion pricing a double take, and tell Broccoli to fuck its feelings!
Kicking someone off the cast is easier than out of Jesse‘s adult campground! Or is it? 13.06.2024 57:16
Hey Mr. Charlie Kirk, the dicks have slapped you across the face with the proverbial glove! Come on down and debate loser!
What!? Talk about Trump’s legal woes? No…not us. Us? Nooooo. 06.06.2024 58:47
How many licks does it take until you finally kill someone that puts a non-citizen into the presidency?
F Billionaires, yay Memorial Day, and who left a shit in the elevator? Find out on this episode of 2 Dicks in a bar. 30.05.2024 59:20
The Dicks discuss musical bingo, leaving belongings in elevators, and why caps on salaries should be implemented to save the human race.
Joe Rogan would listen to this podcast, if it was interesting. 23.05.2024 57:14
Two Dicks times four are eight, if more dicks are what you need, this episode is for you. Come for the quantity, stay for the quality.
Mike’s back, labels for stupid people, and the tarot says there’s a debate in your future. 16.05.2024 58:29
The Dicks are excited to reshape America! Get ready to learn the new voting system… let’s make A-town Amazing Again!
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? tune in to find out. 09.05.2024 59:43
The dicks are excited to dive into homelessness, the funniness of the “K” sound, and what Seinfeld thinks is funny.
Jesse‘s ready to run for office… Listen to those old episodes before they get erased. 02.05.2024 59:01
The Dicks discuss Jesse‘s political aspirations, the college protests, the coming TikTok ban, huffing, abortions, self cutting… you know, a Fox News top 10 list of what’s destroying America
The Dick’s discuss unintended consequences but stick around for the polar bear pajama dance party. 25.04.2024 59:24
Are you a curious person? Do you want to know why golfers yell, “fore”? Why Dubai flooded? Why Dave got shot? Perhaps this IS the episode for you?
OJ dies, but we only want to chase Jesse‘s Sesac 18.04.2024 59:49
Lot lizards, Trump, and other things that suck up to Truckers
The Dick’s are excited to suggest a lane, stay in it. 11.04.2024 58:13
Artificial grass vs turf, DeSantis vs grass, and tick vs snake in the grass.
Ladies, don’t take it… Swallow it! 04.04.2024 59:03
The Dicks go deep into the R word, Oregon’s drug problem, and who does the best hand job.
To sell or not to sell? 28.03.2024 59:25
Two dicks, talk dreams and try to figure out how to listen to each other.
For your consideration, the Dicks give you, the Jesse birthday episode! 21.03.2024 58:59
Jesse gets distracted by Mike’s need for alcohol and his story suffers terribly because of it, but… We get drinks. Huzzah!
You are destined to listen to this podcast… or not. 14.03.2024 1:54:07
Modern dating, tic-tok’s that kill us one day at a time, or there’s no free will. Best of luck either way.
The Dicks call out Joe Rogan, but not in a fighting way. Remember, patience is a virtue. 07.03.2024 59:26
The hypocrisy of the two-party system and other rants. While Mike is away the Dicks will play.
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