Jesse Walcutt, Ed, Mike, & Nate

Two Dicks in a Bar

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Two dicks in a bar talking with their friends and random people that join

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Jesse Walcutt, Ed, Mike, & Nate

Episodes

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? tune in to find out. 09.05.2024 59:43

The dicks are excited to dive into homelessness, the funniness of the “K” sound, and what Seinfeld thinks is funny.

Jesse‘s ready to run for office… Listen to those old episodes before they get erased. 02.05.2024 59:01

The Dicks discuss Jesse‘s political aspirations, the college protests, the coming TikTok ban, huffing, abortions, self cutting… you know, a Fox News top 10 list of what’s destroying America

The Dick’s discuss unintended consequences but stick around for the polar bear pajama dance party. 25.04.2024 59:24

Are you a curious person? Do you want to know why golfers yell, “fore”? Why Dubai flooded? Why Dave got shot? Perhaps this IS the episode for you?

OJ dies, but we only want to chase Jesse‘s Sesac 18.04.2024 59:49

Lot lizards, Trump, and other things that suck up to Truckers

The Dick’s are excited to suggest a lane, stay in it. 11.04.2024 58:13

Artificial grass vs turf, DeSantis vs grass, and tick vs snake in the grass.

Ladies, don’t take it… Swallow it! 04.04.2024 59:03

The Dicks go deep into the R word, Oregon’s drug problem, and who does the best hand job.

To sell or not to sell? 28.03.2024 59:25

Two dicks, talk dreams and try to figure out how to listen to each other.

For your consideration, the Dicks give you, the Jesse birthday episode! 21.03.2024 58:59

Jesse gets distracted by Mike’s need for alcohol and his story suffers terribly because of it, but… We get drinks. Huzzah!

You are destined to listen to this podcast… or not. 14.03.2024 1:54:07

Modern dating, tic-tok’s that kill us one day at a time, or there’s no free will. Best of luck either way.

The Dicks call out Joe Rogan, but not in a fighting way. Remember, patience is a virtue. 07.03.2024 59:26

The hypocrisy of the two-party system and other rants. While Mike is away the Dicks will play.

Flower versus vape? This might be the decision between homelessness and sleeping on Jesse‘s lawn. 29.02.2024 1:57:29

Two out of three dicks agree, the world is leaving everyone behind. Two out of three dicks, agree, having kids is a waste of money. Two out of three dicks, agree, cast will eat your eyes out of your skull after you die. Pick one and invite your friends that disagree.

Designing your next Gloryhole? This episode is for you. 15.02.2024 58:55

Valentine’s Day suggestions, moral dilemmas, and the lowdown on Mr. Bean.

The Dicks talk so long they end up with a two-part episode? Son of a … 08.02.2024 1:52:33

The social studies episode? More like the dick said a few dirty words!

Censored? Not this podcast. 01.02.2024 59:12

Reforming schools, labor laws, mushroom trips, and anything else your child is involved in.

Ed reviews Tool as Jesse got reviewed. Guess who got one star. 25.01.2024 58:22

The Dick’s hear about Jesse‘s upcoming camping trip with the kids, and Disc Golf. Lots of Disc Golf. We’re sorry, too much Disc Golf.

Not all trips to New York include barhopping with a dead body, but this one does! 18.01.2024 58:20

Dad jokes, sports talk, and the Iowa caucuses, don’t worry, it gets better. Not much but better.

Looking for coffee or eggs? Then this is not the podcast for you. 11.01.2024 58:46

The Vagina Queen stops by and knocks us off our soapbox and onto the boxspring.

2024 New Year new Dicks… Na! 04.01.2024 57:45

The Dicks realize people can’t read anymore, and that monopolies rule… No cap.

Come on in and have a seat, the Dicks are just about to get into…drugs! 28.12.2023 59:08

If you’ve ever been interested or curious about the mastication proclamation… Then get ready for the dicks, new segment, Dick tips!

Which Dick’s father used the popcorn bucket move on said Dick’s mother?! Welcome to the 2023 Two Dicks in a Bar holiday show! 21.12.2023 59:07

The Dicks are excited to bring in the holidays with discussions about corpse steam, kink shaming, and butt stuff. Can’t wait to see what 2024 brings.

Step aside, Meyer Briggs, the Dicks discover a new personality test. 14.12.2023 58:56

The dicks share their big five. Who’s neurotic, extroverted, or aborting things in Texas? Tune in to find out!

Welcome to the hundredth episode of Two Dicks in a Bar! Hope you survive. 07.12.2023 56:46

K holes, dive bars, and the Congress, all things, George Santos got kicked out of this week, on Two Dicks in a Bar.

Strap-on as the dicks discuss Build-A-Bear for adults. Ball gag anyone? 23.11.2023 59:00

The dicks get into a podcast discussing how an individual’s inability to face grief leads him to put his mother’s likeness into AI. OK, it’s not AI, it’s a large language model. Fine damn Jesse!

The origin of the monkey wrench and other things that are rocket sciency! 16.11.2023 57:26

The Dicks talk War Games, Tyson being wrong, Brett’s Comedy fiasco, and bisexuality with LEE!!

Marie Antoinette, Keanu Reeves, and the ever elusive sexual unicorn, who has the best catch phrase? 09.11.2023 54:23

Are you excited by robots, covered by the carcasses of dead animals? Then this episode of Two Dicks in a Bar is for you! Necro, robotics, obscure Keanu Reeves quotes, & a creepy Uncle story! This episode has it all.