Two Dicks in a Bar

Well, the election is finished. Everyone can unclench their assholes and breathe a deep fresh breath of, we’re fucked.

Got to admit, this is not our best cast. If you like listening to podcasts for pity, then have we got and episode for you. Oh well, cant’t win them all.

Not only do we have a guest, but we’ve got one who can give Poker tips and talk politics. Seems right up our alley.

Storms are brewing, political opponents are stewing, and yet those kids from Tampa be canoeing.

Let’s talk debates, break ups, and how governmental control over the electrical grid would or wouldn’t boost employees morale and new innovations.

The typical south Florida episode, slack hurricane coverage, elderly complaints, and a hit list. What did you expect?

Politicians heat up the rhetoric, Israel steps up the spy game, a Dolphin gets a concussion, and the Dicks argue semantics!

The debate episode! Just kidding, we have a sex therapist throw Josh a bone and give him a free session. Thanks Dr. Lovejoy!

While Mike’s away the Dicks talk ASMR, that is until our corporate overlords stole our power of choice .

One Dick shares his kill list, one has never seen Grease, and one likes’em with skinned knees. It’s an episode.

Jesse gets deputized and goes out to do his civic duty…as a poll worker! What kind of shenanigans did he witness while performing this thankless job? Wait no longer, “Thanks citizen!”

Theme park highlights, Nate’s necrophiliac needs, & an Olympic recap. Tune in to see if The Dicks can get themselves over the pole!

The Olympics, The VP pick, and most importantly, Mike’s musical kill list gets recapped. Stay tuned! 

How many times can the Dicks circle back to the vice presidential pick before realizing, just like white guys, they don’t matter?

This episode is full of Foamy the Squirrel, Android versus Apple, and Kamala kebabs… enjoy! 

The Dick’s talk soccer! But only for a moment before shifting to shootings, project 25, J. D. Vance, and Mike’s latest addition to his hit list. Then Jesse unceremoniously cuts off Quiet Chris’s explanation of the meaning of life. Thanks Jesse.

The Dicks discuss body swapping. Which Dick would rather be Colin Jost, and which would rather be Scarlett Johansson? Or are they both Jesse?

The Dicks lead you on a meandering journey through bad drivers, fascists, and your grandma. enjoy!

What do the Dick’s want to talk about tonight? Tomorrow’s presidential debates? No. Rank choice voting? Not for long. This week… We’re all about coming up second when you search “two dicks in a bar”!

This week, the Dicks give congestion pricing a double take, and tell Broccoli to fuck its feelings!

Hey Mr. Charlie Kirk, the dicks have slapped you across the face with the proverbial glove! Come on down and debate loser!

How many licks does it take until you finally kill someone that puts a non-citizen into the presidency?

The Dicks discuss musical bingo, leaving belongings in elevators, and why caps on salaries should be implemented to save the human race.

Two Dicks times four are eight, if more dicks are what you need, this episode is for you. Come for the quantity, stay for the quality.

The Dicks are excited to reshape America! Get ready to learn the new voting system… let’s make A-town Amazing Again!