Two Dicks in a Bar

Join the Dicks for an episode covering everything from drug-fueled hypotheticals, governmental conspiracies, personal health disasters, and healthy dose of skepticism. They delve into the complexities of AI, the absurdity of political debates, and the ever-present threat of a 24-hour bug.

After debating voice dubbing verse captions, the Dick’s get into Valentine’s Day capitalism, and why dogs might be better Covid detectors than tests. They also put RuPaul on the three dollar bill, get into a heated tangent on political tipping points, and the ethics of throwing Nazis into canals. Grab a drink and join the chaos!

In this episode, we tackle a wide range of topics, from the history and science of vaccines to the mysteries of UFOs and the controversial idea of Universal Basic Income (UBI). Join us as we debate the role of government, the ethics of scientific funding, and whether humanity is truly better off now than in the past. With heated discussions, unexpected tangents, and a few laughs, this episode is a...

What happens when you combine Icelandic humor, geothermal, spas, and a museum dedicated entirely to penises? This episode, that’s what! Jesse shared stories from an unforgettable trip to Iceland, including improv comedy shows, freezing cold, plunges, and a deep dive into the countries most unusual museum… The penis museum. The infamous Icelandic, Phallological museum, where animal penises, and pen...

Warning: this episode will contain strong opinions, unexpected alliances (one of the Dick’s sides with the Cheeto colored Dildo!), and a healthy nuanced dose of strap-on discourse from the female perspective. You’ve been warned. =) smiley face.

Join the decks as they dive into quick coverage of chaotic current conversations. From the recent Israeli cease-fire to the political implications of the devastating wildfires in California, no topic is off-limits. The Dicks are happy to pontificate on the state of the world, best of luck.

Uncontrollable fires in LA, paranormal festivals in South Florida, and the Dick’s talk the afterlife, get your snacks. It’s time to get comfy.

After enjoying the holiday season and welcoming in the New Year, the Dicks are pleased to discuss the downfall of humanity. Extinction events, in app purchases, and drawing dicks on Santa, what else can humanity do to encourage God’s wrath?

The Dick’s have given up and allowed AI to come up with our conversation topics. So, buckle in and get ready for some repetition. We’re going to discover who’s ready for treasure hunt, everyone’s most embarrassing moments, and how fun it is to be a Krispy Kreme doughnut.

Enjoy contemplating different types of apocalypses, naming sex acts, and rating the sexiness of killers? Then this is the episode for you.

The Dick’s talk Thanksgiving, the upcoming super-game, and Czech Republic glory holes. Feel like popping in?

If you’re disappointed that it took 150 episodes to mention dildo races, How do you think we feel?

Is there really a difference between Switzerland and Sweden? Should babies be vaccinated against the plague? Find out the truth only in this episode of Two Dicks in a Bar!

This episode has it all, guests, opinions, and cougars.

Well, the election is finished. Everyone can unclench their assholes and breathe a deep fresh breath of, we’re fucked.

Got to admit, this is not our best cast. If you like listening to podcasts for pity, then have we got and episode for you. Oh well, cant’t win them all.

Not only do we have a guest, but we’ve got one who can give Poker tips and talk politics. Seems right up our alley.

Storms are brewing, political opponents are stewing, and yet those kids from Tampa be canoeing.

Let’s talk debates, break ups, and how governmental control over the electrical grid would or wouldn’t boost employees morale and new innovations.

The typical south Florida episode, slack hurricane coverage, elderly complaints, and a hit list. What did you expect?

Politicians heat up the rhetoric, Israel steps up the spy game, a Dolphin gets a concussion, and the Dicks argue semantics!

The debate episode! Just kidding, we have a sex therapist throw Josh a bone and give him a free session. Thanks Dr. Lovejoy!

While Mike’s away the Dicks talk ASMR, that is until our corporate overlords stole our power of choice .

One Dick shares his kill list, one has never seen Grease, and one likes’em with skinned knees. It’s an episode.

Jesse gets deputized and goes out to do his civic duty…as a poll worker! What kind of shenanigans did he witness while performing this thankless job? Wait no longer, “Thanks citizen!”