Two Chunks And A Hunk

We're back on our Hallmark grind and this one was....good?!? Like, we actually liked it? It must be a Christmas miracle. Welcome to week one of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week, it's the movie Carter picked for Jordan, A Biltmore Christmas. In this episode: Whatcha Streamin' Wrapped, Furios...

You know how sometimes you're recording a podcast episode with your friends and then you remember about how Gator Queen Liz exists so you Google her and then find out she got fired from Swamp People but she's staying strong and releases a statement assuring her fans that she still believes in Louisiana and then you go on her Facebook and you see a picture of some storm clouds rolling in an...

It's been a minute since we talked movie news (thanks corpos), but today we're returning to the wacky and wild world of Hollyweird and Blind Ranking all the things we couldn't talk about for the duration of the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike. And yes, we do talk about him. The One Who Was Chosen by some dark god to give speech to the lasagna cat. The Many-Voiced Man, Christopher Michael Pratt. H...

They say you can't truly begin to know yourself until you've become deeply embarrassed of who you are and the things you've done. It's been a while since we've listened, but surely we can find something to deeply embarrass ourselves somewhere in the past half-decade of podcast episodes. Who knows? Maybe we're even embarrassed of this episode right here. Happy ThanksGhibling...

This episode is so juicy, you'll think you're biting into one of Chili's® signature Big Mouth Burgers®. It's so flavorful, you'll swear you must be enjoying the savory Southwestern Eggrolls, the mouthwatering Honey-Chipotle Chicken Crispers®, and the delectable Big Mouth® Bites of a Chili's® Triple Dipper™ Appetizer. You'll enjoy it so much, you'll feel like you&#39...

Life is full of seemingly unanswerable questions, and in the year 2000, at the dawn of the new millennium, the wise Men of Baha posed perhaps the greatest, most unanswerable question of them all. Who, indeed, did let out the dogs? Was it perhaps a child or teen, carelessly leaving the gate to the backyard unlocked? A vengeful ex-lover making one last desperate attempt to cause pain? Was it the dog...

Hey what's going on everybody? For Two Chunks And A Hunk we're Jordan, Doz, and Carter, and you're listening to Haunt Ones — it's the show with scary movies and even scarier wings, and today we're joined by The Wailing, though we don't understand it. The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is spending the month of October watching international horror movies! This...

Don't look behind you. Hey! We said don't! Eyes on us! Good. Now, listen carefully. There's an extremely dangerous wampyre right behind you and he wants to drink you up like a Capri Sun. It's gonna be bad. You thought we could help you? What, like we're more powerful than a wampyre? As if. Our only hope is for someone to find this footage and release it in a theater as a real m...

Why has nobody tried to "Jaws" other animals? Like, the next big movie monster already exists, and it's probably on display at a zoo right now. It seems crazy to us that we're the first to try this, but we guess we better get used to being on the cutting edge of zoological horror with episodes full of great and unique ideas like this one. The movies are back (kind of), and The Shad...

Can you feel that chill in the air? The crisp kiss of autumn reminding you that the year is drawing to a close? The almost imperceptible feeling of terror? The certainty that there is a ghost, ghoul, or ghoblin lurking just outside the edges of your vision? The cobwebs in the eaves of your soul? The rhythmic chanting of the damned ringing in your ears? The carrion crows circling above, ever patien...

We don't want to get too political, but we have strong opinions about who the next president of the United States of America should be. Who else has the power to write The Hunger Games books and films and probably laws too? Who else could turn their vast experience autographing The Hunger Games books into the very presidential skill of signing bills into law? Who else has experience dealing wi...

THE BAD GUYS. IT'S THE BAD GUYS. BAD. GUYS. You know, right? The Bad Guys. Jason Momoa's most famous movie. It's the guys. And they're bad. And they got our heart pace goin' faster. Just trust us. It's real. In this episode: Blind Ranking Cats, Extra Scary (Scary Version), Three Banes, Sellevator, MCU Visual Effects Union, Scientific Stuff Scaling Candy Donate to the Entert...

Move over Munsters! Abandon the premises, Addams Family! We no longer care What Any Of You All Do In The Shadows! There's a new monster sitcom in town, one far more ghoulish and spooky than you've ever imagined. From the brilliant minds at Scuzbag Studios comes your new favorite fall comfort show: Mummy Knows Best. In This Episode: Something's Rotten About These Tomatoes, Wheel of Cine...

You heard it here first, and honestly probably exclusively — King Arthur can't read. But what about Excalibur, you ask, his famous and mighty sword? That's just gibberish. His Round Table? It was only that shape because he didn't know about the letter "O". We know it sucks to hear, but that's why you should never meet your heroes. In This Episode: Blind Ranking The Nicks, A...

It's one of life's great questions. The problem whose solution is always just out of reach. Odds are, at some point in your life, you'll find yourself asking "Why Life Is So Hard?" and lucky for you, we know three people who can help. In this episode: Elevator Pitch, That's A Cornah, Patron-Us, The Wheel Of Cinemotion, SWTBOE, A Life Question With Carter, First Loves, Scien...

We're calling this episode Maurice Mickelwhite, which sounds like it could be a person's name. In fact, it is! Or it was, anyway. Turns out the previous owner didn't want it so it was up for grabs! So we hope you enjoy listening to Maurice Mickelwhite everyone. In this episode: Strike Update, MCUnion, Blind Ranking Celeb Stage Names, First Loves, Fam Around And Find Out, Scientific Stu...

Welcome to the Shadows, now the Shadowcast has begun. And, frankly, we can think of no better way to kick things off than by definitively, once and for all, ranking ten Johns in order of John-ness. We're deciding, once and for all, who is the Johnnest John and we're doing it according to very simple and clear criteria. It makes sense. Trust us. In This Episode: The Wheel Of Cinemotion, Bli...

We saw Barbie and Oppenheimer in the same day with some of our dear friends, but this episode's not about those movies. In solidarity with the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, we won't be creating any podcast content around struck work. So we're talking a little bit about our Barbenheimer experience, but mostly we're talking about what's next! So come with us to the Spaghetti Wherehouse, and...

We're gonna be upfront and let you know there is no CG in this episode. These are real Podboys doing real podcasting about Tom's latest flick, and you can tell. This week, we're talking all things Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One, and making some bold predictions for next year's (?) Part Two! This episode does contain full spoilers for Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckon...

It's the Monday before Barbenheimer, and we're celebrating the only way we know how — playing the hardest game we've ever made. Twice. Was it fun to record? No. Will you enjoy listening to it? Gosh, we hope so. In this episode: WGA/SAG on strike, Extra Credit (x2), THE MUPPETS?!, Carter Learns About Rizz Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://red...

We've got a very special episode this week — Abbey Watson, who legally purchased this episode at a fundraising auction, requested that we watch Donny Osmond in Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. And we definitely did that for sure and this is absolutely an episode about it. But also, if we're being very real with you and with Abbey, we just can't stop talking about The Muppe...

This one goes out to all our haters. We know what you've been saying about us. "They can only introduce one new game per week." As if. Just to stick it to you, we're introducing two this week. That's right — two. Twice as many as you've been telling people we could introduce. One focused on the past, one focused on the future. Honestly, how embarrassing for you. In this epi...

Indy's back with a brand new adventure, and we're back with a brand new episode! What a coincidence! We're talking all things Dial Of Destiny in this spoiler-filled episode, and we'll be empirically determining, once and for all, whether Lucasfilm's latest legacy sequel should have remained buried in the past or if it belongs in a museum. The first few minutes of this episode i...

B. — We've got a brand new game this week called B.O.A.T.S. O. — It's one we're super excited about and we (humbly) think we're very good at it. A. — Wait, is the first word of these sentences supposed to start with the capitalized letter preceding them? T. — That actually makes a lot more sense than whatever this has been. S. — Shoot. In This Episode: jjjolf, Our First jjjole-In-O...

The pride of Houston, Wes Anderson, is back with anotha one for us, and it's one of the Wes Anderson-est Wes Andersons to ever Wes Anderson. Was Asteroid City perfectly twee in all the right ways for us? Do people still say twee anymore? Are we really sure that all three of us know what "twee" even means? Sadly, science will likely never find an answer to these questions. Advertising I...