Two Chunks And A Hunk

Watch out! Beware! Heed our words of caution! The single most chilling hour in all of podcastdom is upon us, and indeed many shall quake with fear before the hour is through! You shall know true terror this day, for Tentober is upon us. Or, maybe just like, frustration. You shall know frustration, for sure. In this Just The Two Of Chunks episode: Tentober (The Top Tens), Survivor 51, The Magic Thi...

It's actually weird now that you're not answering. It's a simple question. We'll ask it again. How many birds have you eaten? It shouldn't be this hard. In this Just The Two Of Chunks episode: The Top Tens, OUR Top Tens, Wheel Of Movies (Not A Wheel) Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D podcast! Season two's almost over, so now's a great time...

Weird little glasses! Tattered trench coat! Slimming steel cummerbund! Otto the bodd-o is coming in hot with THE look of Fall 2026 and he is slayyyyyinggggggg. In this Just The Two Of Chunks episode: The Fast Or The Furriest, Ghost of Christmas Future, The Magic Thimble Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D podcast! Season two's almost over, so now's a great time...

What is a movie? No, really. Like, what IS a movie? Is it anything that is filmed? Just get some guys on a screen and — BAM — you've got a movie? You'd think after nine years we'd have a solid answer for this, but apparently not. In this Just The Two Of Chunks episode: The Top Tens, Wheel Of Movies (Not A Wheel), Whatcha Streamin'? Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons , our actual...

In honor of Carter's beautiful new daughter, we're releasing an episode from the Patreon vault that shares a name with one of her favorite things: The Pacifier! Enjoy these vintage 2021 Podboys! The Seal has been broken. Once tasked with guarding the nation's (?) secrets, our heroic Navy Seal has finally met his match in the form of a babysitting job. His chitinous exterior has cracked...

An unlikely group of misfits coming together to form a family. The unbridled joy of pure speed, sheer momentum. Inarticulate characters, growling and grumbling their way through unrealistic scenarios. Now, quick! Were we talking about Fast And Furious or a movie starring animals? In this Just The Two Of Chunks episode: The Top Tens, The Fast Or The Furriest, Wheel Of Movies (Not A Wheel), Whatcha...

If you think we're normally pretty happy and excited guys, then you Odyssey us when our dad comes back home again! In This Episode: The Top Tens, Blind Ranking, The Odyssey Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D podcast! Support us on Patreon for access to our exclusive Official Chunky Discord server! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Ou...

You've really got to be careful what kind of folks you hang out with at school. You don't want to accidentally get sucked into a group of friends that...checking our notes here...shares the things they like with you. That would be bad right? It seems bad. In this episode: The Top Tens, Extra Credit, BookTalk If you liked hearing from Vince and Mariah here, be sure to check out Imagine Dung...

Since Carter's on paternity leave, it's just the Two of Chunks today. Join us in this Oops, All Games episode for 66% of the thrills, 66% of the action, 66% of the humor you've come to know and love! In This Episode: The Top Tens, The Wheel Of Movies (Not A Wheel), The Magic Thimble Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D podcast! Support us on Patreon for acces...

It's Daddurday afternoon again, if only for a moment. And what better way to celebrate our favorite soon-to-be-dad than with two movies focusing on the unbreakable bond between father and daughter? The kind of love that defines a lifetime, changes you from the inside out, and most importantly, provides you with the most badass partner in crime fighting you can imagine. In this episode: Air For...

There's not a lot that's still novel in this world. We've seen and heard it all. But what's that on the wind? A sound, like none before and none since, singular in its creation and sublime in its enjoyment. A whistle, unique for today. And it can be yours if you open your wallet. In this episode: The Top Tens, Whatcha Streamin'?, The Era Of Adaptation Be sure to check out Imagi...

You ever think you know a lot about a person? Joan Cusack, in this instance. And then, suddenly, you realize you never knew them at all? You've fallen prey to a CusackAttack. You've been Jwnd. And the worst part? You recorded it all and put it on the internet. In this Episode: Extra Credit, The Top Tens, Survivor 50 Finale Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D pod...

Quick! Don't think, just answer! What's the worst part about being sick? That's right, all the free time. Well don't worry. We've got a list for that. In this Episode: The Top Tens, Prop Shoppers, Survivor 50 Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D podcast! Support us on Patreon for access to our exclusive Official Chunky Discord server! Advertising Inqu...

Doz is out for this one and he usually writes this part…so…we talk about Survivor and play some games. Also, Jordan had the best week ever? I don’t know. I miss Doz :/ In this Episode: Wild Hawgz, Prop Shoppers, Survivor 50 Be sure to check out  Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D podcast! Support us on Patreon  for access to our exclusive Official Chunky Discord server! Advertising Inquiri...

We thought we'd try really hard on this one. You know, like actually try to do a really good job. Can podcasts win Emmys? Maybe we'll be the first. The academy has to respect and admire our hard-hitting journalism as it relates to Top Ten lists and Sonic The Hedgehog fan art, right? In This Episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Survivor 50 Be sure to check out  Imagine Dungeons , our actual p...

BUT now I use my hands. But NOW I use my hands. But now I USE my hands. But now I use MY hands. But now I use my HANDS. BUTT! NOW! I use my hands. Does that clear things up? In This Episode: Synops-Us, The Top Tens, Survivor 50 Be sure to check out  Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D podcast! Support us on Patreon  for access to our exclusive Official Chunky Discord server! Advertising Inq...

What's a young lad to do when his mates have all come for a sleep-away holiday to his house? Why, raid mummy's biscuit tin, of course! But the fun doesn't stop there. He should consider adding a pillow fight, or perhaps a bit of time playing on his electronics, to his sleepover itinerary. Do it right, make a proper racket, and his mates will be absolutely chuffed. Bosh. In This Episode...

Climb aboard the Fartemis Toot and head to the stars with us as Spring Delirium continues! Our stated mission objective: discover the best science fiction movie through a series of increasingly more difficult head-to-head matchups. Why us, you ask? Why were your humble Podboys chosen for this historic task? Because it's easier to train a podcaster to talk about sci-fi movies than it is to trai...

It's a special crossover episode of Two Chunks in the form of a behind-the-scenes episode of Imagine Dungeons! Take a listen as Carter walks you through each person's character creation process! Carter observes the differences in each person's methods, and uncovers a bit about how each real-world person bleeds through into their roleplay. Be sure to check out  Imagine Dungeons , our ac...

Look! Up in the sky! It's a cool alien! It's a space ship! Wrong. It's us, up there in outer space, pitting film against film to determine which science fiction film is the...best? The strongest maybe? The winner. We'll go with winner. In this episode: Spring Delirium, Pt. 2, Survivor 50 If you liked Gage on this episode, wait till you hear him play pretend. Be sure to check out  I...

Spring Delirium is back, and it's truly out of this world! And actually, some of it's on this world. And then we guess there's some of it that's on a world somewhat like ours but in a fictional galaxy. And parts are on a world nothing like ours. Lotta worlds out there, we're realizing. In This Episode: Spring Delirium, Zac Brown Presents The Survivor 50 Spearfishing Show If you...

It's St. Patrick's Day (as this releases) and in the midst of our celebration, we're left with one question: which green guys are, like, real? Have any of them come true? If so, they're definitely the...best green guy? Top green guy? We like them, is what we're saying. In This Episode: A Star Was Born, Blind Ranking, Survivor 50 If you liked Gage on this episode, wait till you...

We're checking in on Survivor 50! How are our teams doing? What's our overall opinion of this season? Have any of our Survivors perhaps put the "ass" in embarrassing due to a bathroom related oopsie? (Yes) In This Episode: Survivor 50 If you liked Gage on this episode, wait till you hear him play pretend. Be sure to check out  Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D podcast! Sup...

Like the sun itself, the reality TV orobouros rises, shining and brilliant, endlessly consuming its own tail. The wheel ever and ever turns; the cycle has no end. As one excellent season of reality TV ends, another begins. A Traitor must Survive, and a Survivor must Betray. And most importantly, the overalls are back, baby. In This Episode: Survivor 50, Traitors Season 4 Finale If you liked Gage o...

Rules, much like storms, are meant to be broken. In 2026, three heroes will rise, and no storms or rules will stand in their way. They may have some trouble getting their words out this episode though. It's not a big deal! Everybody gets a case of "I can't talk too good on my podcast today" every now and then! Don't worry, they'll still break all the rules and storms you ca...