Two Chunks And A Hunk

This week we're celebrating the birthday of one of our favorite stars. He's short. He's tan. He's blonde. And he's really strong. Can you guess who he is? Welcome to week four of D3dd3rd3y 3ft3rn33n, a series of episodes where we watch the movies your dad watched while standing in the living room after he finished up all his yard work. This week, we're thawing ourselves out...

Listen. What follows is a completely true, 100% factual story about a man who kicked so hard and punched so good that he successfully fought and defeated every single living thing in the known universe, from the smallest bacterium to God himself. Probably. It just really seems true. He told us it was. Why would he lie? Welcome to week thr33 of D3dd3rd3y 3ft3rn33n, a series of episodes where we wat...

It's AAAHNALD week on Two Chunks And A Hunk, and we're here to tell you — he's a true one-of-one of the One-Of-Ones. But still, one perfect Austrian does not a Mount Rushmore make, so we've got to decide: who else deserves an immortal platform, chiseled into the very face of the earth next to Arnold Schwarzenegger? Welcome to week two of D3dd3rd3y 3ft3rn33n, a series of episodes wh...

Grab your buffalo saddle, your overalls, and your buckskin vest, because we're all pioneers today! Our mom, the Pioneer Woman, has compiled a list of the top dads from television and it's...unknowable? Maybe she just has different criteria? Maybe things are just a little different out here on the frontier? Welcome to week one of Daddurday Afternoon, a series of episodes where we watch the...

We're positive you'll go ape-solutely bananas over this ape-isode. We had a great time monkeying around at Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes with the Two Chunks Movie Club, and now we're here to bring you all our thoughts regarding the rebooted Apes series! Plus, news from the Raising Cannes Festival of Movies and Chicken Strips! In This Episode: Raising Cannes, Yass or Pass, Kingdom O...

“It was the best of times, it was the Hunt For Gollum of times, it was the age of Dua Lipa and Billie Eilish, it was the age of endless half-assed sequels, it was the epoch of Brando Sando, it was the epoch of the MCU and The Mandalorian & Grogu, it was the season of waxing fandom, it was the season of waning fandom, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.” — Chuck Dickens whe...

This episode is dedicated to The Brothers Grant. Hugh and Richardy, it breaks our hearts that you each were forced to play an Oompa Loompa. It's pretty messed up that only one of you even got any scenes into the movie. We're sorry that happened, but we want you to know that we love you both and we're proud of you. In This Episode: Survivor Presents Liz Presents Applebee's Signature...

It's a brand new, bright and shiny [whatever day you usually listen to this podcast], and we've got a new episode for you that is positively chock-a-block full of the flavors you crave. Have you been dying to know what the Least Sexy Sport is? We got that in this one. How about the Sexiest Sport? We got that too. You say you want to know the most recent piece of media that felt so personal...

It's Zam season, and you know what that means! It's time to gather all your spare Zambucks, carefully indicate how you'd prefer them to be used, and mail them to your dear old Uncle Zam! It's fun! It's fulfilling! And there's no guessing involved! In this episode: Zambucks, Rank You Very Much, Spring Delirium, The Process Of Adapting Media Spring Delirium is almost over, an...

If you're ever making a podcast with your friends, and one of them says (verbatim) "I was thinking, as the summer was coming up, that it's like, you know what dude? It's time to maybe put some DaddyPants on", you should know they're trying to take over the podcast. It won't be bad! You'l play most of the same games you usually play, and ultimately you probably won&#...

We're all officially in our thirties now. There are three certified, genuine "Olds" on this podcast, and things are about to get much more serious and mature. We're still going to do things like fight about which food is objectively better and talk about which famous people we might be the reincarnations of, but just know that while we're doing it we really wish we were talking...

In this SUPER-SIZED episode, we're powering through the snack bracket (Snacket if you're nasty) AND THEN it's full steam ahead through the next round of the entire bracket. We're fighting. We're fooding. We're risking friendships we've held dear for over a decade. In this episode: Spring Delirium Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: htt...

The battle for culinary dominance continues! This week, Appleteaser takes the stage. Which foods will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and which ones will be stuck down here, with only cyberhorses to keep them company? In this episode: Here Comes The New Bond, An Ode To Baldur's Gate 3, Horse-Off, Spring Delirium Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redci...

You won't BELIEVE what happens in this episode. It's entree versus entree in a stunning battle that you WON'T want to miss. It will SHOCK YOU TO YOUR CORE. EXPERTS won't tell YOU about the results of this ONE SIMPLE PODCAST EPISODE BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING. In This Episode: Breakfast Update, MCU News. What They Streamin', Spring Delirium Advertising Inquirie...

Push those sleeves up and put your fighting fists on, because Spring Delirium is here! It's a sweet treat showdown as we determine together which desserts will make it to the next round of the playoffs (plate-offs?). And, just another note real quick, while you've got those fighting fists on, remember to show the King Of Twilight who's boss. In This Episode: The Reign Of The Twilight K...

HERE WE DUNE AGAIN. Your favorite sci-fi-guy, Dune, is back with a wacky new adventure. This time, Dune will find out if he's got what it takes to SHRED THE SANDS on the back of a KILLER WORM. But that's not all! Dune also get to knife fight BALD ELVIS, and maybe just maybe fall in love with Zendaya along the way. This episode contains spoilers for Dune: Part Two but if you needed us to te...

Today we're taking a look at the movies YOU (yes, you listening) will have the option of forcing us to go see in April (and some other movies too)! We're talking about sasquatches, the great monkey gods beyond our mortal world, and Fantastics Four! Oh, and we're also losing Extra Credit real quick. In This Episode: TCMC, Extra Credit, Beetlejuice Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircl...

What do you do when one of your friends asks you if they're a Disney Adult? How would you respond? Would you make a podcast about it? We would, for sure. YOB HO everyone. In this episode: pretty much just the Disney Adult thing Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

All abooooaaaaard! We're taking the fast train to Hyperfixation Station, at the corner of Manic and Obsessive! Next stop — a short period of intense obsession followed by an inexplicable and unpredictable interest crash! Should be fun! In this episode: TCMC (pronounced "Teach Meakle"), Surprise Sequels, The Sellavator, Hyperfixation Station, Drag Race Advertising Inquiries: https://red...

It's our first fresh episode of 2024 and we've got Oscar nominations! A new original character to add to our illustrious menagerie! A Box Office Ball live draft! A swing and a miss at one of the easiest to pronounce names in show business! A shockingly good Elvis impression! In this episode: Oscar Nominations Breakdown, Box Office Ball Update Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/br...

It was the best of times, it was the cowboyest of times. Join your Podboys and special guest Fake Pat Buttram for Back To Future Part III. We're taking the month of January off of recording, but we're NOT taking it off of podcasting, so we're releasing our previously Patreon-exclusive Back To The Future episodes right here on the main feed! These episodes were flash frozen at the peak...

They shoulda called it Back To The Twoture, but it turns out Rob Zemeckis didn't ask us. We're taking the month of January off of recording, but we're NOT taking it off of podcasting, so we're releasing our previously Patreon-exclusive Back To The Future episodes right here on the main feed! These episodes were flash frozen at the peak of their freshness in 2021 to lock in all thei...

Time is now, and the present is where we are. This is obvious. It is the future of the past and it is the past of the future. If only there was some way to travel these realms. To stride across the sands of time, to become the very master of the hourglass. To truly claim for yourself the distinction of being the One For Whom No Second Shall Pass. Best we can do is this weird old car. We're tak...

It's not pronounced Genrun. Not Genrun either. No, you pronounce it Genrun. And there's not a good way to spell it. But sometimes words look different than they sound. Like "Genrun". Or "jaguar". Welcome to week three of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week, it's the Hallmark mo...

'Ello govs an' welcom' to auh podcast'! We've got' a great' show for yau today and we think yau'll enjoi it. We're talking abaut' all the top British basketbaullahs as well as the new Eddi' Murphy movi' Candy Can' Lan'. And auh accents are normal and good. Almost' lik' a real person would' speak'. Welcome to week two of O Chri...