Two Chunks And A Hunk

Tributes! We are nearing the final hours of this year's Games, and it seems you've forgotten the whole, like, deal. No more glaring at one another. No more vaguely threatening "why-I-oughta" encounters. And please, no more team ups. Do remember there can only be one winner. Let's turn up the intensity, shall we? In this episode: ChatGPT Hunger Games Advertising Inquiries: https...

It's the most hungriest time of the year, so what better way to celebrate than by throwing our own Hunger Games? We've got all your favorites (Michael Myers, Popeye the Sailor Man, and John Madden to name a few) as well as a few returning ChatGPT Champions, and we can't wait to find out what sorts of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks they get up to. In this episode: ChatGPT Hunger Gam...

It's your three favorite uncles! You know, from Uncle Of The Week! The hit new sitcom explicitly designed not to be binged. Do not watch two episodes in a row! Only watch one episode per some weeks, whenever you remember that it's on! Uncles George, Doug, and Carson will be waiting for you. In this episode: Extra Credit, The Top Tens, The Uncle Cast Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle...

THESE HAWGS IS HAUNTED! Or, to translate from old-timey prospector talk — we've got a spooktacular Halloween "Halloween" episode for you. We hope you also celebrate Halloween by watching "Halloween" on Halloween, preferably over a nice bowl of the winning candy from the Pick-Our-Treat bracket! Oh an also, these hawgs are haunted by the top ten Halloween monsters of all time. Yo...

Pick-Our-Treat!! It's candy time, baybee. Using our patented Spring Delirium technology, we're officially determining which Halloween candy is the empirical best candy, once and for all! Which version of M&Ms can go the distance? Do we actually really like Tootsie Rolls? And won't somebody please remember poor old Pez? Join the Two Chunks Movie Club at twochunksandahunk.com Adverti...

Howdy folks! Otis Bidding here, and today we're all Sittin' On The Dock Of eBay together. In this episode, we're getting our Chunktober on by trying to guess the most popular Halloween costumes of the year, and we're placing bids on some iconic (and not so iconic) horror movie props! Then, we're talking about the surprisingly Jason-less Friday The 13th! Carter discovers he can...

Final tribal council is almost here. Which castaways will earn the chance to plead their case before a jury that is, frankly, the strangest group of people ever assembled for a reality competition. Also, doing a Pumbaa voice is way harder than you'd think. Trust us. In this episode: ChatGPT Survivor Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/pr...

The merge approaches! And from the shadows, an unlikely mastermind is pulling all the strings while also hosting two separate television shows and a radio show on KIIS-FM. Plus, what even is America's pastime anyway, and shouldn't it be Survivor? In this episode: ChatGPT Survivor Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Rivalries are born! Alliances are tested! And new Survivor legends are forged! Not here, though. This is the one where Shrek and Pumbaa are playing. It's week two of ChatGPT Survivor, and we've got a wild batch of episodes for you. With Jeff Pabst gone, Dracula begins offering cryptic sayings to the other castaways. Sheriff Andy Taylor tries to figure out his place in his tribe. Ryan Seacr...

What do Shrek, Han Lue, and an exact clone of Jeff Probst have in common? They're the breakout stars of our very one, bespoke season of Survivor. We asked ChatGPT to write us a season of Survivor and hoo boy did it deliver. Tune in to find out who will be blindsided and which contestant is secretly, definitely-not, but-probably now-that-you-mention-it, maybe a bear. In this episode: ChatGPT Su...

Introducing...a famous baby! He's covered himself in peanut butter, and he's patting himself on the ribs! But that's not all! He's also saying "ah" while nodding his head! He's got a great show for you tonight, so stick around! In this episode: Synops-Us, A Star Was Born, The Top Ten Smells Of All Time IMAGINE DUNGEONS, our new actual-play D&D podcast, releases ever...

Picture this: you find out a movie exists. It seems new and exciting. Fresh. Like something you've never heard of before. But then, the longer you sit with it, the more it feels like a part of you has always known it was coming. Something inside you says, "this movie simply must be". The soul of the movie has attuned itself to your own soul, and you know you have no choice but to watch...

We tempted fate, guys. Against all odds, Jordan and Doz correctly guessed Matt Damon's top four IMDb credits at the last Movie Club. Can they continue their improbable winning streak? Or will Extra Credit once again steal the light from the hearts of the Podboys, leaving them as lifeless shells of the men they once were, doomed to never know happiness as the joy they once felt turns to ash in...

"I've never been wrong, I've just believed incorrect things." Really makes you think, right? In this episode: A Star Was Born, Alien Romulus First Reactions, Blind Ranking Aliens Visit twochunksandahunk.com to join the Two Chunks Movie Club! IMAGINE DUNGEONS, our new D&D podcast, is out now! New episodes release every Wednesday, wherever you listen to podcasts. Stay up to date...

Oh, the podcast? Yeah it's an educational show. You learn stuff when you listen, okay? Like, definitely some stuff you would expect. What we thought about Longlegs, what was our last movie or tv show that made us feel yucky. Stuff like that. But the cool thing about how educational it is, is that you also learn stuff you didn't know you didn't already know. Like who is Chaz? Did you ev...

PART ONE OF OUR TWO EPISODE PREMIERE LISTEN TO PART TWO ON THE IMAGINE DUNGEONS FEED Lace up your adventuring boots and buckle your swashes! It's a campaign of high-seas adventure and high-stakes D&D! After waking up imprisoned together in the brig of a ship, a group of adventurers introduce themselves to one another. Our heroes must determine why they’ve been captured, who has done the ca...

This week, we're joined by our friends Vince and Mariah Kelly from Imagine Dungeons to talk about the video games that have meant the most to each of us throughout our lives! We also mentioned Pizza Orb offhandedly, and Mariah got pretty cagey about it. You'd think a teacher of all people would be excited to set the record straight about Pizza Orb, right? What is she hiding? Who benefits w...

Welcome, adventurers, to this special introductory episode, where you'll get to know the humans (real) and the characters (imaginary) of Imagine Dungeons! We've got a bit of a speed-dating style Q&A in the first half of the episode as Carter, Jordan, Vince, Mariah, Doz, and Gage answer some icebreaker questions. Then, prepare to enter a fantastical world of imagination as our players a...

They say that inside each of us lives a hog, so free and wild that to tame it would be to deny its very essence. It is a wild thing, made for pastures of boundless imagination and for skies of immeasurable possibilities. To contain this hog, to bind it in language, to attempt to make the unknowable into something comprehensible would be to change, and indeed destroy the hog. Instead, let's ask...

Lace up your adventuring boots and buckle your swashes! It's a campaign of high-seas adventure and high-stakes D&D as our heroes find themselves captured by the Blood Drunks, a group of pirates with a terrible secret! If you like stupid jokes, old friends pretending to be goofy-ass characters together, and shockingly heartfelt storytelling, then we sincerely think you will love Imagine Dun...

This week, we're joined by our Dear Friend, Delightful Guest, and Imagine Dungeons Dungeon Master Gage Kell! You'd think with his help we might have marginally better odds of winning Extra Credit. Right? Oh, and also we're each doctors now. All four of us. Because that's how it works. You share. Trust us, we're doctors. We can't lie. Or win Extra Credit. In all seriousness,...

The Podboys did homework two weeks in a row? That's right folks. Pick your jaws up off the floor, pull up "Reading Music To Concentrate Ambient Sea Waves Soundscape Light Classical Music Academic Ambience" on YouTube (we know you've watched it before), and get ready to crack open some hallowed tomes (both ancient and new) as we talk about the books that have been most important to...

What do Relient K, Michael Kiwanuka, and Eric Clapton have in common? We'll wait while you think of an answer. Okay, duh. "They are all Music." Good job. Not to brag, but we did *homework* for this episode. We each brought three albums that were hugely influential to us along with one that's currently on repeat right now! In this episode: Rank You Very Much, Musical Memory Lane Vis...

Don't you always wish that you were a Dragon Master who could unleash potent apocalyptic and potent holy powers upon your enemies as long as your dragons were wearing amulets given to them by God that granted them access to His exact potent apocalyptic and potent divine powers so they could slay their enemies and you could be the chosen one in charge of the dragons a being called the Dragon Ma...

You could call us each Drake this week, because we are certifiably In Our Feelings. You shouldn't, but you could. We felt Sadness, Anger, Disgust, Joy, Nostalgia, and literally every other single emotion you could possibly imagine while recording this episode, not to mention the emotions that a mortal such as yourself could not even fathom. We had a great time at Inside Out 2 with the Two Chun...