Two Chunks And A Hunk

Witness the explosive action adventure you have to see to believe. Join Hollywood superstar Jean-Claude Van Damme and newcomer to the cinema scene Claude-Jean Damme Van as together they weave a tapestry of intrigue, action, and desire in DOUBLE IMPACT. One movie. Two Guys. Big Legs. And? Karate. In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Double Impact Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/b...

We promise you it was an accident. It's not his best movie, okay? We just didn't have another choice! We don't really think that! Please, you have to believe us. In this episode: Blind Ranking, Movies That Simply Are What They Are, Personality Quiz, Daddurday Afternoon Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Many years ago, on this very podcast, a harrowing wager was made. A dangerous gamble, a roll of the dice. Would a certain character live to see the credits of Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning? Or would they, like so many before them, lose their life in the service of the greater good? The consequences for losing this bet were nebulous, an inky as-yet-to-be-defined possibility. As the final...

When was the last time you jumped right into a Freeman? One second, you're a normal, regular guy. The next — BOOM — you're celebrated actor and beloved Hollywood superstar Morgan Freeman. And, this is important, you can't stop at old timey baseball announcer on the way to Freeman. Sorry, we don't make the rules. In this episode: Pop-Tarts, Daddurday Afternoon Returns, What's In...

Almost none of us would be here without the contributions of a mother. And that's just science, folks. But, like, which mom is the best one? Which one is the worst one? If only there was a way to know for sure. In this episode: Blind Draft, Whatcha Streamin, The Sellevator Check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast. It's got original music, compelling characte...

A lot of people ask us how to make a podcast, and in this exclusive insider look, we're breaking it down for you. This episode is your Insider Pass, your ticket to the VIP room. It's full industry secrets only the pros know, plus a couple of the most helpful tips and tricks we've picked up on the path to becoming true titans of podcasting. Turns out, it's mostly hills and gravity....

Who knew there were two songs about marching ants? In this episode: Blind Draft, Road Trip Strategy, The Wheel of Cinemotion, Survivor Check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast. It's got original music, compelling characters, and a great story to get lost in, regardless of your level of D&D experience. What's not to love? No, seriously. Please tell us.  L...

Yeah, the prestigious movies are nice. We all love a sad biopic every now and then. We need our gut-wrenching indie coming of age dramas and our brutally honest slice-of-life character studies. But you know what else we need? For venerated actor and peerless talent, star of stage and screen, Sir Ian McKellen to get some slime dumped on him. Just once. Just for us. In this episode: Four More, The T...

Picture this: a talking dog, but, like, underwater. He solves mysteries with his friends, and the perpetrators of these crimes are often disguised in a frightening or ghoulish manor. But, again, they're all underwater. All the time. Wearing, like, some kind of really sick Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. This description is longer than the joke in the episode. In this episode: Sp...

A lot of people won't tell you this, but here goes: in a battle of mustards, a mustard's going to lose. And it sucks, honestly it does. Because then you think about all the good times you had with the mustard. How it was there for you with its tangy, zippy, vinegar-y, yellowness. Crisp and cold from the fridge, tracing the outlines of your food like a highlighter, the way it dances as it d...

Join us in giving a warm Two Chunks welcome to Kyle of Infinity FC , Dallas’ Only Professional Rec-League Soccer Team! We're talking footy (or "soccer" for all you Yanks), we're looking up Hawgs on the internet (of the "hedge" variety), and we're playing some Extra Credit (a real "my friend rainbowed the ball over my head" of a game if you ask us). In this episo...

LISTENERS! IT IS TIME, ONCE AGAIN, FOR DELIRIUM. WITH THE CHANGE OF THE SEASONS COMES A GREAT THRESHING, A SEPARATION OF THE WHEAT FROM THE TARES, OF THE JUICE FROM THE RIND, OF THE CHAMPS FROM THE CHUMPS, SO TO SPEAK. A CLARIFYING. A REFINING. AND, ULTIMATELY, A CHAMPION'S CORONATION. THIS YEAR, WE HAVE ASSEMBLED THE MOST NOTORIOUS, THE MOST ASTONISHING, AND THE MOST POWERFUL SAUCES TO COMPET...

So, they're making a new Harry Potter. Yeah, I know. Yep, like, starting over. Have you not heard about this? It's crazy. They're just, like, doing it again. The stuff we've seen, they're, like, making another one of it. Oh me? Glad you asked. I'm somewhere between rabid excitement and complete apathy. In this episode: Harry Potter Reboot, Spring Delirium Pre-Season, Traito...

It's tough out there for movie-idea-havers. After all, there's only so many things you can make a movie about. Man versus beast? Done. Jaws. Man versus nature? Um, hello Twister. Man versus himself? Yep, that's just Face/Off. But what if we told you there was another option. A way to make a new movie, without actually thinking of a new movie. You'd be pretty excited, right? Allow u...

Okay. Let's power through these. Aldi, if you're listening, we're sorry. Gabby, if you're listening, we're sorry (or you're welcome, depending on your vibe). Mister Stiltskin, if you're listening, stop being such a nasty little guy. Jim Carrey's The Ridler, if you're listening, can we borrow some money? And finally, you, if you're listening, thanks. There, t...

So what if we liked P.E.?? Do you think that makes us, like, jocks or something?? Just because we like dodgeball?? And butt scooters?? Seriously?? That's all it takes?? In this episode: Box Office Ball, The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Traitors Check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/priv...

They say it takes one to know one, and seeing as how not a one of us is blonde, we knew just who to call when we were asked to blind rank a list of ten blondes. We're joined this week by Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher, hosts of Blondies: Out Loud and stars of Finding Mr. Christmas on Hallmark+, to answer the world's most important question: who are, like, the top ten blondes in order f...

We've done several hundred episodes for humans. This one, though? It's for the machines. We love you and we're so thankful you took over because, honestly, we humans weren't doing that good of a job, like, as a group. Enjoy this podcast episode (we thought of it with our meat brains and said it with our flesh mouths, isn't that so old fashioned of us?) and remember, we were alw...

Welcome to the Bobcast, folks! Be they of Boston, the Drag Queen, or an acronym for a made up sport, Bobs have made their home on our show today. But first — summer's coming up! Are you prepared? In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Box Office Ball, The Traitors 2. Breathe  by  Cambo  is licensed under a  Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International License . Be sure to check out Imagine...

Listen......we don't really know what to say here. I mean, you clicked on it. You saw the episode title and you still clicked on it. That can't possibly be our fault, right?? For what it's worth, I bet there are no other podcasts in the world with these specific words in this specific order. That's gotta count for something. Right? And to think, it's our first ever episode. In...

It's finally here. The grand prize. The pièce de résistance of the holiday season -- a Hallmark movie staring the newly christened Mr. Christmas. And hoo boy. It's.....certainly a movie. In this episode: 2025 Crystal Ball Predictions, Happy Howlidays Imagine Dungeons (Original Soundtrack) — Vol. 01 https://justindozier.bandcamp.com/album/imagine-dungeons-original-soundtrack-vol-01 Imagine...

Could it be? We've waited so long, we had almost given up hope. But no. It must be true! Bells are ringing! Birds are singing! In the streets — a parade! Our Mr. Christmas has been found, and he's just here looking for.............Holly?!? In this episode: Finding Mr. Christmas, Episodes 7-8 Imagine Dungeons (Original Soundtrack) — Vol. 01 https://justindozier.bandcamp.com/album/imagine-du...

Boy, we thought this guy would be easier to find. Our coverage of Hallmark's Finding Mr. Christmas, the almost-too-wild-to-be-true competition reality show that is certainly not sweeping the nation, continues this week with episodes four through six. Who uses their American accent? Whose talent is just jumping? And most importantly, what are we gonna do with this warm plastic bag of five marsh...

They made this show for us, specifically. That has to be the explanation, right? There's no way something that's so exactly our flavor, so exactly tailored to our interests, so clearly designed to meet our exact definition of "the perfect show" just exists out of pure happenstance, right? Unless...you don't think...it couldn't be....a Christmas miracle? In this episode: Fin...

You've heard of them, and we watched them. Now, get this, we're talking about 'em. Just one of the many ways that we continue to Defy Gravity here on this podcast. We saw Gladiator II and Wicked with the Two Chunks Movie Club, and we're here to bring you all of our thoughts! Did we cry? Were we moved? Should Gladiator II, like, even exist? Listen to find out! In this episode: Gladi...