Two Chunks And A Hunk

There's a lot of podcasts with the gift of gab. Honestly, when you think about it, most of them are just talking for like, the whole time. And we've had enough of that. We're leaving talking behind, and we're going to finally start solving. So grab your lab coats, because we're heading to the Laboratory (pronounced "laboratory"). In this episode: Has Pixar Lost Its Spar...

It's the sequel to one of our favorite Spider-Movies of all time, but does it deliver? Can Across The Spider-Verse hit the Spider-Mark once again, or it it a Spider-Swing and a Spider-Miss? And just so you know, we, like, definitely were not surprised that this is part one of a two part story. We absolutely knew that going in. You said you heard somebody got surprised by that? Must be thinking...

It's finale season, bay-beeeee. To celebrate, we recorded our last ever* Mini-Monday. Listen as we play Rank You Very Much for the last time ever* and then hang up our microphones for good*. This is definitely, for sure, one hundred percent the last time you'll ever hear us podcast* so join us for a tear-soaked final* episode entirely devoted to series finales. *Not really, but Mrs. Maisel...

The family is together once again. If you've been listening for a while, you know that these movies are almost a spiritual experience for us. If you're new, that's not as weird as it sounds, we promise. Join us as the NOS flows through our veins and the exhaust fills our nostrils. It's family time. The first bit of this episode is spoiler-free, but the back half will ruin your expe...

Vin Diesel, our beautiful peach turtle, has brought us great joy this week. Yes, he's in a little flick you may have heard of called Fast X. But more importantly, he is our certified, genuine, good luck charm, and we're so honored that he chose to bless us with this gift. In this episode: Movie News, Extra Credit, Whatcha Streamin' ——— The following music was used for this media projec...

It's MCU time again, bay-bee! What did we think of James Gunn's latest (and final) entry into the ever-expanding Marvel Cinematic Universe? Were we excited to see Chris Pratt again after only hearing him in Mario? Are we back on board with Marvel again? And most importantly, did hearing Vin Diesel in this movie make us more excited for Fast X? The first bit of this episode is spoiler-free,...

We thought we'd branch out and try something new this week, so in this episode we we sing strangely, talk in weird made-up accents, and play some imaginary games. So in light of all this change, we've just got one question for you: are we seeuxy? In This Episode: Anticipation Station, Rumpelstiltskin, jjjolf Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you...

You're podcasting with the big boys now, and they're talking about The Prince Of Egypt! Does this movie truly rank among the greatest 2D animated films of all time (or at least crack the top ten)? Is the music legitimately good or only nostalgia good? Does Ralph Fiennes give us a sneak preview of a Voldemort scream, over a decade early? Only one way to find out. Check out new episodes of T...

If you've ever wondered how Carter would fare if he competed in his own games, this episode is for you! And if, like most people throughout most of history, you've never wondered that at all, well, you'll probably still like it. In this episode: CinemaCon News, Spring Delirium, Synops-Us and Synops-Them Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you l...

We watched The Iron Giant, and you'll never guess which one of us cried. Spoiler Alert: it was all of us. Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Carter introduced a segment in which the other Podboys couldn't help but say the Word Of The Day, sending them into Extra Credit, which (by all legal definitions of the term) is legitimate entrapment. He also sent them a picture of his feet (well, foot) while recording. Someone call the authorities. In this episode: A Star Was Born, Extra Credit, Spring Delirium Catch new episodes of Two Chunk...

Join us ON THE TRAIL WE BLAZE as we journey down The Road To El Dorado! And let us just go ahead and preface this episode — it's a spicy one!! So row your horse across the ocean and turn up Elton John's worst songs — it's time to BLAZE a TRAIL! Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle....

We're talking about everything today. It's a big ol' content buffet, so pull up a chair. You want to hear a conversation about the Harry Potter reboot (featuring a surprise musical guest)? Boom, we got that. Want to hear somebody talk about Spring Delirium? Got that too. Are you dying to know if Superman could win the Hunger Games? Well you've come to the right place. In this episo...

It's a-time for us to a-go to the Mushroom a-Kingdom for the Super Mario Bros. Movie! The gang's all here — Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Donkey Kong, Toad, and of course Bowser. No John Leguizamo though, which feels like a weird oversight. Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/bran...

We're continuing Spring Delirium with the next round of match-ups on our bracket, and hoo boy do we really agree on these. We also play a very high stakes game of Mario-themed jjjolf. Fun fact: If you've never listened before, both of those sentences are total nonsense! Merry Mini-Monday! In this episode: jjjolf, Spring Delirium Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and...

It's the first week of our new series and we're giving it a HA! and a HI-YA! and then a OOH-WAH! as we kick things off with Anastasia! Join us as we discuss everything from the horrors of rotoscoping to the (mis)casting of Meg Ryan. And who knows? You might even just discover that, quite conveniently, you're the long lost Russian princess you were pretending to be this whole time. Catc...

Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. Temps are rising. Spring is here, and that can only mean one thing. It's time (again) to empirically determine the best cartoon character of all time. Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts! In This Episode: A Bit O' News, Spring Delirium Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brand...

Our John Wick journey draws to a close with the release of John Wick: Chapter 4 — which critics have been calling the best action movie of the last decade! Do we think they're right? Does anyone do any violence with a pencil? Does the franchise continue to be unashamedly pro-dog? Stop wonderin' and start listenin' friend. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Op...

This is just a straight up standard, right over the plate kind of Mini-Monday. Exactly what you'd expect from one of these from the three of us. Jordan decides to keep being an Pouty Boy. Carter pronounces every name correctly. And Doz correctly predicts the exact outcome of round one of Extra Credit. You know. The regular Mini-Monday kind of stuff. In This Episode: jjjolf, Rumpelstiltskin, Ex...

Over the last few weeks, people keep askin' us if we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 3 — Parabellum after talkin' about John Wick: Chapter 2 last week and John Wick the week before and we haven't really had an answer. But yeah, we're thinkin' we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 3 — Parabellum after talkin' about John Wick: Chapter 2 last week and Jo...

There once was a boy who hosted a podcast And much to his cohosts’ shame, He made it his mission Never to listen When someone pronounced their name. The friends of the boy who hosted a podcast Always had to explain: “No it’s not Sillian Nor Magonnahay And you must know it’s not Chalamane.” Until one fateful day on the podcast The boy botched an Irish name His friends said “It’s Saoirse Just like i...

Over the last week, people keep askin' us if we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 2 after talkin' about John Wick last week and we haven't really had an answer. But yeah, we're thinkin' we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 2 after talkin' about John Wick last week. Join us as we go on a John Journey (for Carter's first time) leading up to the relea...

We've been podcasting for over half a decade now. We've been proudly reading our synopses into the cold and uncaring void, not even daring to hope for an answer, and indeed not even needing one. We grew accustomed to the silence. The quiet became as an old friend, comfortable in its familiarity. Constant. Enduring. Until last week, unexpectedly, an answer came. Out of the ether has emerged...

People keep askin' us if we're talkin' about John Wick and we haven't really had an answer. But yeah, we're thinkin' we're talkin' about John Wick. Join us as we go on a John Journey (for Carter's first time) leading up to the release of John Wick 4! Remember to vote for The Hunkies at http://www.twochunksandahunk.com/vote Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A...

You look out across the plains ahead of you, and what you see chills you to your bones. An endless onslaught of MInions thunders towards you, incalculable in number. A violent yellow storm will soon break upon your head. They are a horde of uncaring one-or-two-eyed violent beasts, uninhibited by human language and unhindered by human ethics, and they will stop at nothing until you are destroyed. Y...