Two Chunks And A Hunk

In this not-so-bite-sized not-so-Mini-Monday.....okay, look, we're not gonna sugarcoat it. You caught us. This barely qualifies as a Mini-Monday. It's more of a Maximum-Monday. In our defense, we had lots of actual, legitimate, important business to take care of in this episode, and two of our three hosts just couldn't seem to agree on anything at all. We're also like ninety percen...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Inside Out, we talk about the best raccoon you could possibly owe money to, and we discover what It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas, My Hero, and Bella Notte have in common. This episode contains spoilers for Inside Out. Obviously. NOTE: In the back half of this episode, you may hear some echoes in one of our mics. Don't be alarm...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we ride to the rescue of a ruinous Madnessless March with another installment of our equivalently enthralling bracket-based character-competition, Spring Delirium. We also introduce a new game (called Re-Role: The Derek Project) after we hear about some Stars That Got Born. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inq...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Up, we shine a spotlight on our least spotlighted team member, we can't say anything at all at the same time as each other, and we bring you all the latest science regarding the difference between valleys and canyons. I know, you're not even reading this any more because I've made it sound so good that you're already listening. Th...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we venture once more into the fray. No distance shall keep us apart. We may be confined to our homes, but the sport-shaped hole in the heart of March grows ever more ravenous. Once more, we three podwarriors stand shoulder to shoulder. We stare into the beast's great maw and brandish our bracket-based sport-like game. We charge forward, once more unto the breach...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Coco, we're weirdly fixated on all these very hard bone lips, and we attempt to determine once and for all whether a person's bones are spiritually whisked away to the Land of the Dead when they die or if it is more of a physical transmutation from earth bones to spirit bones. Strap on your science hats and dive in with us! This episode c...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we have answered the call. There was a great void at the heart of March, and it grew ever-deeper by the day. The people tried to satiate its hunger, but still it devoured endlessly, relentlessly. March Madness was no more; the NBA itself in shambles. But only one podcast was courageous enough to gaze into the void and declare it powerless. "No more shall you dev...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Jordan becomes an American hero, Carter gets a (singular) boot, and Doz offers us his most perfect impression yet. This episode contains spoilers for Terminator 2. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, you won't believe what got caught  In The News.  But that's not all!  Extra Credit is back (featuring Damien Chazelle’s   most secret smash hit), and we find out which states in this great nation are the most Mater. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Lethal Weapon, we are greeted by a good henchfriend from Nakatomi Plaza, and Carter introduces us to his good friend Chris. This episode contains spoilers for Lethal Weapon. Obviously Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's the news time on this one as we catch folks In The News . Also,  Rumpelstiltskin  is back and so is that dang creepy rhyme and giggle combo. Know that we are sincerely sorry and also know that we are not going to stop including that. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/br...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review First Blood, we have a little synopsis switcheroo, and Jordan invents a bespoke action hero for your ears only. This episode contains spoilers for First Blood. Obviously Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play Friend, Franchise, or Free with the cast of The Batman, but most importantly, A Star Is Born features the truly momentous astronomical discovery of our first ever binary solar system! Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/priva...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Die Hard, we spend a long time (most of Shoutnouncements actually) talking about birds, and Carter graces your ears with perhaps the most accurate impression in the history of our show. This episode contains spoilers for Die Hard. Obviously Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter introduces a new game. And we know what you're thinking: "Whatever the new game is, there's no way they're as bad at it as they are at Extra Credit." And, in a way, you're absolutely right. We are much, much worse. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Baby Driver, we reference Peter and The Wolf and My Fair Lady AGAIN, and we are visited by Kevin Conroy (or is it Al Pacino?). This episode contains spoilers for Baby Driver. Obviously Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the first stars of 2020 are born! We also attempt to create a national monument for our podcast and Carter introduces a brand new game! Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Martian, we present the first ever live portion of our program, and we know exactly three flowers. This episode contains spoilers for The Martian. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play Extra Credit. It is lots of fun for everyone involved and we really enjoy all the time we spend playing that very good and totally not impossible game. Special guest stars include Woody Harrelson, Sam Elliot, and the worst laugh Jordan's ever done.   Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: http...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The King's Speech, Jordan's true accent is revealed, and we draw unfathomable amounts of power from our vitamins. This episode contains spoilers for The King's Speech. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we begin our journey to Thissideup, where all cats are free! Along the way, we get caught In The News, we play some Rumpelstiltskin, and we offer some Yasses and Passes.   Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Bridesmaids, we celebrate our grandson Adam's birthday, and we discover that someone has replaced Doz with a certified, genuine Cranky Old Grouch. Listen at your own peril. This episode contains spoilers for Bridesmaids. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Jordan and Doz will play Extra Credit. They foolishly assume it will be a joaq in the park, but the truth will roaq their world. It's as if there is some sort of mental bloaq keeping them from taking stoaq of all the movies they know. Tune in for the boys' most shoaq-ing half hour of podcasting yet.   Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, f...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review A Quiet Place, we ask the big toot question about this movie that everyone is too afraid to ask, and you know we gotta make a Big Tuna joke. We just gotta. This episode contains spoilers for A Quiet Place. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we draft our teams for Season 2 of Box Office Ball, we invent a new (terrible) children's television show, and we do an atrocious French accent.   Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy