Two Chunks And A Hunk

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we introduce you to another beloved character in our Two Chunks menagerie, kindly grocer Crilly Bistol. We also play Extra Credit in this episode, but if you've been listening for a while, I'm sure you can guess how that goes. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Pri...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we help out our gal Gwyneth and offer her a totally great slogan, free of charge. Also in this episode, we goop you some of the juiciest celeb gossip this side of the tabloid rags, we each voice our goops about HBO Max, and we finally decide to stop letting that gooping rat Stuart Little off the gooping hook. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, f...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Mars Needs Moms and we're gonna be honest: we struggle to find even one positive thing to say. Instead, we focus on the important work of this podcast, the work that only we can do, and we chart a course to a bolder, more complete understanding of the definition of the human butt. This episode contains spoilers for Mars Needs Moms. Obviously....

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we really stick it to Quibi. I mean totally roast them. We invent the single most interesting and appealing show of all time, and then we still don't subscribe to Quibi in spite of our amazing imaginary show. We're not sure if they'll ever recover from this. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiri...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review 47 Ronin, we pine wistfully after a movie that shall never exist, and we meet Jordan's good friend, Nigel. This episode contains spoilers for 47 Ronin. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we've been slaving away in our podkitchen and we've whipped you up a batch of what we daresay might be the best potato salad you've ever downloaded. In a reference to a euphemism we're all very familiar with, we hope this potato salad is not bad, but in fact that it's actually quite good, which we all know is the most desirable type of potato sal...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Monster Trucks. Usually we write something funny here, but this time we will stick to facts. This movie stars two actors in their late twenties playing high school seniors, it's based on an idea from a four-year-old child, and it's a soft prequel to Pixar's Cars. This episode contains spoilers for Monster Trucks. Obviously. Advertisin...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we invite you to join us for our favorite after school snack. You've come home after a long day of fourth grade and you're absolutely famished. And then it hits you. That smell. The ooey, gooey goodness of a salty savory treat. It's TikTok Stars, fresh out of the oven. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertis...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Jupiter Ascending, we stare in bewildered fury at an inscrutable performance from Eddie Redmayne, we are transfixed by horrible visions of a speed skating space wolf-elf, and mostly we just take pity on all these actors that have to live with the fact that they were in this movie. This episode contains spoilers for Jupiter Ascending. Obviously. A...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter introduces a brand-new game that requires unparalleled synchronization between Jordan and Doz. They must join as two halves of one brain, united in their single-minded pursuit of the perfect synopsis. We will let you judge if they ever got there. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redci...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Monsters, Inc. but mainly we are sandwich crazy. Just absolutely nuts for those hearty, bready treats. Take a listen as we three sandwich-weavers turn mere minutes into something that feels like hours via detailed descriptions of every facet of sandwichcraft. If you somehow make it through our sandwich gauntlet, the rest of the episode is pretty...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, NINTENDO WHO!? That's what you'll be saying when you hear us play our super new game that totally  smashes  the video game it's based on, bro . We also play that scary Rumpelstiltskin clip again and we're very sorry about it. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode!   Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/b...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Incredibles, Carter anticipates gastrointestinal distress, Jordan has a strong opinion, and Doz is a big grump BUT his throat makes a funny noise so it's actually all fine. This episode contains spoilers for The Incredibles. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the boys have done it again, bringing you all the perfect breakfast bonanza to quell those quarantine qualms. With an idea so revolutionary, so clearly inspired, you'd think they'd talk about it earlier in the episode instead of right at the very end. I guess you'll just have to listen through some Stars That Got Born and a particularly contentious editi...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Toy Story, we witness the moment a young neighbor boy's perception of reality is utterly shattered, and are joined by a very sad musical guest. This episode contains spoilers for Toy Story. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we finally get some of that sweetly deserved R&R. Spring Delirium is in your hands now, so we're just gonna chill. In this one, we catch up on the News, Carter catches a bug, and we might catch our lucky break in Extra Credit (or we might not -- you know we suck at that game). Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Adve...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Finding Nemo, we behold the horrifying visage of a human designed by machines, and we make lots of great ocean puns. They're really terrific and not at all contrived. I mean seriously the best puns ever you guys. This episode contains spoilers for Finding Nemo. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out:...

In this not-so-bite-sized not-so-Mini-Monday.....okay, look, we're not gonna sugarcoat it. You caught us. This barely qualifies as a Mini-Monday. It's more of a Maximum-Monday. In our defense, we had lots of actual, legitimate, important business to take care of in this episode, and two of our three hosts just couldn't seem to agree on anything at all. We're also like ninety percen...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Inside Out, we talk about the best raccoon you could possibly owe money to, and we discover what It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas, My Hero, and Bella Notte have in common. This episode contains spoilers for Inside Out. Obviously. NOTE: In the back half of this episode, you may hear some echoes in one of our mics. Don't be alarm...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we ride to the rescue of a ruinous Madnessless March with another installment of our equivalently enthralling bracket-based character-competition, Spring Delirium. We also introduce a new game (called Re-Role: The Derek Project) after we hear about some Stars That Got Born. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inq...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Up, we shine a spotlight on our least spotlighted team member, we can't say anything at all at the same time as each other, and we bring you all the latest science regarding the difference between valleys and canyons. I know, you're not even reading this any more because I've made it sound so good that you're already listening. Th...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we venture once more into the fray. No distance shall keep us apart. We may be confined to our homes, but the sport-shaped hole in the heart of March grows ever more ravenous. Once more, we three podwarriors stand shoulder to shoulder. We stare into the beast's great maw and brandish our bracket-based sport-like game. We charge forward, once more unto the breach...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Coco, we're weirdly fixated on all these very hard bone lips, and we attempt to determine once and for all whether a person's bones are spiritually whisked away to the Land of the Dead when they die or if it is more of a physical transmutation from earth bones to spirit bones. Strap on your science hats and dive in with us! This episode c...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we have answered the call. There was a great void at the heart of March, and it grew ever-deeper by the day. The people tried to satiate its hunger, but still it devoured endlessly, relentlessly. March Madness was no more; the NBA itself in shambles. But only one podcast was courageous enough to gaze into the void and declare it powerless. "No more shall you dev...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Jordan becomes an American hero, Carter gets a (singular) boot, and Doz offers us his most perfect impression yet. This episode contains spoilers for Terminator 2. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy