Two Chunks And A Hunk

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we celebrate the birth of some Stars (and Carter has a Seyfreudian Slip), we play another round of Rumpelstiltskin, and Doz lies about a Disney song.   Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: The Force Awakens, we fall into a deep Dave hole, and we learn our Star Wars names. This episode contains spoilers for all of Star Wars. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are joined by the talented Two Chunks House Band for our intro, we introduce a scandalous new segment, and we discover a truly startling facial connection the weight of which we are not equipped to bear.   Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://re...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, Jar Jar's presence in this film is hotly debated, and we raise unanswerable questions about The Emperor's facial anatomy. This episode contains spoilers for all of Star Wars. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we get a quick Box Office Ball update (as well as some news about Season 2), some Stars are Born with a Funky New Twist, and we attempt to unravel the mystery of the cinematic home of Schrödingers Irishman.   NOTE: There is an audio glitch right at the beginning of this episode. You missed Carter saying the word "of". To be fair, he doesn't really sound...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones, you can rest assured we do some Anakin impressions, and we run some ads that we don't get paid for. This episode contains spoilers for all of Star Wars. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we touch our heads, shoulders, Neeson toes; we play some Star Wars Prequel Trilogy themed Extra Credit; and we take a deep dive into some of Ewan McGregor's lesser known films. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode!   Additional music from https://filmmusic.io "Discovery Hit" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.co...

In this accidentally-longer-than-usual episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Carter does the best impression on our show so far, and we take our Star Wars spiciness to the next level. This episode contains spoilers for all of Star Wars. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this not so mini Mini-Monday, we are joined by our Famous, Mike Trozzo! We review Sky High, we play a famous edition of Rank You Very Much, and we are regaled by Mike's stories of stunts and wrap books! Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi, we have some (potentially??) very spicy opinions, and Carter sings "Jedi Rocks" several times. This episode contains spoilers for all of Star Wars. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized, SPOOKY Mini-Monday, we celebrate Chunkoween (spookily), we play a spooky edition of Rank You Very Much, and we tell the spooky stories of our spookiest movie experiences. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, we catch a glimpse of those elusive Muppet feet, and Doz almost beefs his Super Pump. This episode contains spoilers for all of Star Wars. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we move our bodies and our souls to the Al Gore Rhythm, we play some Star Wars Original Trilogy themed Extra Credit, and Yass or Pass introduces us to the greatest movie of all time. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: A New Hope (henceforth known as "Intergalactic Hootenanny"), we make some startling connections between a certain Jedi Master and a certain Microsoft Word paperclip, and we can't stop calling things iconic. This episode contains spoilers for all of Star Wars. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Pr...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, some Stars are finally Born again and Martin Corscese faces off against Samuel L. Jackson! Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Joker (with some potentially spicy opinions), we find out what DC actually stands for, and we make big promises about Zimbabwe-related merch. This episode contains spoilers for Joker. Obviously.     Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we compare Disney+ and Apple TV+, we give some recommendations in Yass Or Pass, and Carter brings us a new game called In This Corner! Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

THIS BE THE FINAL WEEK OF OUR SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- PLEASE REMAIN SEATED UNTIL THE SHIP IS FULLY DOCKED!  In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Cutthroat Island; we join pirates Bean-Knifer, Chain Hand, and Wesley Willy Billy Shaw on a high-seas adventure; and we find out where boatbugs come from. This episode contains spoilers for Cutthroat Island, but this movie...

In Mini-Monday, Carter make new game with long name that use all our words. None left for episode description. We also say Whatcha Streamin' and talk about Emmys.   Tune in Monday for Chunk! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

THIS BE WEEK THREE OF OUR NEW SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- KEEP SCRUBBIN' THE DECK!  In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, we briefly check in with Area 51, and we can't hide our pirate eyes. This episode contains spoilers for Pirates of the Caribbean, but us pirates don't care if the movie is ruined for...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are finally free of the Curse of Paradise, but we don't leave the island without being reintroduced to the most vanilla boy ever. We also play Extra Credit, and you already know how it goes.   This is the last episode of Chunks in Paradise, but you can still tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: h...

THIS BE WEEK TWO OF OUR NEW SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- HOPE YE GOT YER SEA LEGS.  In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Hook, Captain Cotillion does away with the previously adhered to social structures inherent in the introduction to our podcast episodes, and we do the Pirate Swish. This episode contains spoilers for Hook, but us pirates don't care if the movie is...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's the same game-song and second game-verse on Paradise Island. Jordan and Doz continue to fail Extra Credit while some of our most beloved Paradisians fail at falling in love.   This is the seventh part of Chunks In Paradise. Seven weeks? Really? Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redci...

THIS BE OUR NEW SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- WELCOME ABOARD, YE SCALLYWAGS.  In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Muppet Treasure Island, we receive our pirate names, and we struggle to remember the names of both Muppets and classic literary characters. This episode contains spoilers for Muppet Treasure Island, but us pirates don't care if the movie is ruined for you...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are still stranded on Paradise, but honestly we hardly even mention it. JPJ catches a fish, Derek leaves, and we forget to set a timer for a game that we are bad at.   Is this even still the sixth part of Chunks In Paradise? Regardless, tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brand...