Two Chunks And A Hunk

We did a sequel to jjjolf, and if we're being honest, our performance was pretty lackluster. Sometimes sequels just can't recapture the magic of the original. Who would have thought? We did manage to capture the magic of spontaneous sandwich creation though. Is that anything? Please let that be something. In this episode: New and Upcoming Movies and Shows (Blonde, Knives Out Sequel, Prey,...

[reuploading this one after an export error on our end!] Summer of Love V has begun! We're kicking things off with Pretty Woman, the first movie that you voted into this series! Join us as we perfect our Julia Roberts laughs, design an ideal date that's totally within all our comfort zones, and talk a lot about pickles. Hot pickles, Kool-Aid pickles, just all of them. A surprising amount o...

What's in a game name? That which we once called Feeling 22 by any other name (with any amount of J's) would smell just as sweet. In this episode: Stranger Things (spoiler free), Black Adam Trailer, The A List, jjjolf Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you get your podcasts! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Ou...

It's the FINAL WEEK of Daddurday Afternoon: Rad Daddi-2-de, and we'd just like to welcome you all to Earth. We're talking all things Independence Day in this episode, but maybe more importantly, we're also talking all things Jeff Goldblum. And (pardon the pun) we do take a moment to flex our workout knowledge and seeing as how we're three true specimens of peak physical form, y...

This Monday, we've been visited by Barter Dillis, and to be honest he sucks. He can't pronounce any words or names correctly, which is probably like one of the main jobs you want a podcast host to be good at. He does smell like jerky though. So that's a plus. In this episode: Pinocchio Trailer, The Menu Trailer, Who Am I, Feeling 22 Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every...

It's the second week of Daddurday Afternoon: Rad Daddi-2-de, and that title is still tough to type. This week, we're heisting in the sky with a questionably southern Nicolas Cage as we talk all things Con Air! We also design another dad and, honestly, it's probably the work we're proudest of. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you get...

Someone's turning ninety-two! Which is not a hundred, but it's close. It's also not who we think it is; actually we maybe couldn't have been more wrong about their identity. But we do get to hear them speak in a made up alien language this episode, so we're still coming out ahead. In this episode: A Star Was Born, Obi-Wan Kenobi Premiere Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And...

It's the first week of Daddurday Afternoon: Rad Daddi-2-de, and we're kicking things off with what is quite possibly the raddest, daddest movie of all time. Journey to the steamy jungles of Central America with us as we talk about Predator, and listen as we try our hand at the hottest new craze, Design-A-Dad. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, whereve...

Sure, it's not our most mature episode title. And yeah, the joke is pretty childish. And you're right, three grown boys shouldn't be so giggly about it. But, you've got to admit, it's pretty funny. Matt Murdonk is Dumpdevil. Come on. In this episode: Yass or Pass, She-Hulk Trailer, Prey Trailer, Whatcha Streamin', Rumpelstiltskin Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A H...

Welcome to MAXIMUM MONDAY! This is the only episode this week so we've packed it chock full of content that was definitely interesting to us when we recorded it, and we hope it's interesting to you! Enormous thanks to our Patreon supporters over on Discord for submitting the questions that provided a general roadmap for this episode! In this episode: Mini-Monday Quiz, Extremely Hot Takes,...

Grab your wizard cloak because here we go a-traipsing through the multiverse! Join us for a spoiler filled discussion of Doctor Strange In The Multiverse of Madness! Do we feel a multiverse of gladness in our hearts after watching this movie? Or are we crushed beneath a multiverse of sadness in our souls? Listen to find out! Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday,...

Say, Doctor Strange, have you seen it yet? Ooh, but it just came out B-B-B-Bennie Cumberbatch (Don't worry, we won't spoil it for you) In This Episode: Spring Delirium Championship, Moon Knight Finale, A Visitor From Another Universe Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week we're wrapping up our Video Game series with the third-place-but-last-in-our-order Uncharted! Two thirds of your Podboys are bonafide PlayStation-heads, so how do they feel about this? Is this a swing and a miss or is it certified genuine buried Magellan treasure? Only one way to find out! (And that is to listen to this episode. In case we weren't crystal clear.) Listen to new ep...

Grammar lesson for you. On your left, you have a Jessica Alba. Now, on your right, you also have yet another Jessica Alba. In this instance, however counterintuitive it may seem, it is actually proper podcasting English to say that you are in the presence of Jessicas Alba. Don't look it up. Just trust us. In This Episode: Moon Knight Episode 5, Spring Delirium, Multiverse of Madness Prediction...

It's the second-to-last week of our Vidya James series and we're talking about the WINNER of our audience poll! The first live action Pokémon movie is here, but is Detective Pikachu everything we hoped for? Or do we have to just Pik-and-choose the parts we like? For more good jokes like that please listen to our podcast. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tues...

Free tip: if you're ever hosting a podcast about movies with one of your close friends, at some point they'll probably say "I wrote a pretty good dad joke about King Tut if you wanna hear it". When this inevitably happens, just know we've been there before. We've walked this road and we can promise there is still podcast on the other side. In This Episode: Moon Knight Episo...

Our video game series presses on and...does it.....could it be....speeding up?? We gotta go fast this week because we watched Sonic The Hedgehog and boy do we have some THOUGHTS. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you get your podcasts! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Our fourth guy, the one you love the most, Jeremy (no, not pronounced like that) is not in this episode. Sorry. We know Jeremy (it's pronounced "Jeremy") is your favorite. He's ours too. But he didn't want to record this episode. And that's fine! You know how Jeremy ("Jeremy", actually) is. Jeremy (sorry, "Jeremy"), if you're listening to this episode, p...

It's week two of our video game series, and this week we're talking about Jake Gyllenhall's big regret. We discuss almost all things Prince of Persia, and honestly almost all things not Prince of Persia as well. We're not exactly all that focused in this one. Basically we're saying that this episode might just contain the sum total of all human knowledge. Only one way to find o...

Welcome to The Three Cool "J"s: The Podcast with your three cool hosts, John, Justin, and Jordan. The coolest thing about them is that their names are all "J" names. How neat is that? They hope you like this show AND that you like all the cool letter "J"s at the start of their names :-) Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you g...

We been sittin' on our butts playin' video games all day in preparation for this episode, but when you really think about it, we've been listenin' to pipes all our lives, so it should be a really good one is what we're sayin'. In spite of the fact that Nintendo has tried to bury its existence, we watched Super Mario Bros. and boy are we EXCITED about it. Listen to new episo...

Look down, look down Don't look Tom Nook in the eye Look down, look down You'll owe him 'til you die. It's week two of Spring Delirium and also week one of Moon Knight. Real big week over at Two Chunks HQ honestly. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you get your podcasts! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & O...

It's the final week of Chooser's Choice For The Soul, and this week our Chooser (Doz) has chosen Jurassic Park! Listen as Jordan repeatedly tries to steer the conversation to Sam Neill, Doz mistakenly attributes a complete record of dinosaur history to a lowly urologist, and Carter proudly insists that there are only two movies. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday...

WELCOME TO WEEK ONE OF SPRING DELIRIUM 2022! This week, (not) everybody loves Rayman as we talk through the first match-ups in a bracket that will determine the Best Video Game Character Of All Time. But honestly? We think it's gonna be easy. We predict no outrage once we arrive at our conclusion. We can't believe it's taken the world this long to finally decide to rank video game char...

It's the second week of Chooser's Choice For The Soul, and this time Jordan's bringing his comfort movie to the table. He has selected Brigsby Bear, because nothing comforts him more than an adult man experiencing the fear and trauma that comes when quite literally everything that he believes about the nature of reality is proven to be false. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A...