Two Chunks And A Hunk

Oh so you didn't want to be moved to tears by your podcast's intro today? Well we guess you should have listened to a DIFFERENT AND PROBABLY LESS GOOD podcast then. It's the prelude to Two Chunks Day and we're coming at you with some serious energy and excitement. This one's also got an Extra Credit in it but you know how that usually goes. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks...

This week, Batman begins to Batman in Batman Begins! And Doz Begins to wish he could walk back some Clooney-related statements from last week, Carter Begins to spread the good news of a beautiful calzony gospel, and Jordan Begins to eat baked fish like a big boy. It's a week of new beginnings is what we're saying. We're watching one Batman movie a week until the March release of The Ba...

We may be down a Podboy for the first half of this episode, but that sure doesn't stop us from discussing the Boba Fett finale in grumpy detail. And once we're together again, Doz discovers the horrible truth about one of our most beloved podcast icons. Apparently, he had no idea we've been publicly endorsing a for real, legitimate baby-snatcher. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks An...

How ICE of you to download this episode! We hope you have a really COOL time CHILLING with us. This week, we're talking Batman & Robin, and things get a little FROSTY between two of your Podboys. Will they ever see ICE to ICE again? Or are they doomed to live out their days in ICE-OLATION from each other?? We're watching one Batman movie a week until the March release of The Batman, an...

QUIZ: Who's your favorite little guy with magic chain mail? Who's small in stature but large in heart, thrust into the middle of a complicated power struggle he is ill-equipped to handle? Who must choose between a loving familial relationship and dutiful service to the entire world? Who is perhaps best known as "The Guy" from Spy Kids 3-D? (Answer: Both Frodo and Grogu, minus the &...

We just cannot sanction this buffoonery. This week, we're talking Batman Forever and the many toyetic memories we associate with it, but also, and perhaps more importantly, we're trawling the depths of your 90s baby brain, bringing the detritus of yesteryear up from the briny depths into the light of the sun once more (we make a passing reference to Butt-Ugly Martians and to Swat Kats and...

Just a pretty big "oops" vibe all around on this one, folks. First, Disney accidentally aired a Mandalorian episode as part of their Boba Fett show. How silly! Then, when it came time for us to record about it, Jordan and Doz were on completely different pages for the majority of the game they played, but that's not really all that new. Here's the real kicker and the final straw: o...

It's the second week of Batmen, and Batman returns in Batman Returns! If you choose to listen to this episode, we can absolutely guarantee pitch-perfect Penguin impressions. Everybody takes a crack at it and, honestly? Everybody nails it. We're watching one Batman movie a week until the March release of The Batman, and we'd love it if you watched with us! Listen to new episodes of Two...

Dim the lights. Curl up under those covers. Close your eyes and drift off to a world of endless impossibilities with us. A world where Christopher Walken is a prolific voice actor. A world where Doz is excited about the new Lord of the Rings show. A world where we're enjoying The Book Of Boba Fett. Now open your eyes. You feel that? You were Night Dreaming. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks...

It's the first (official) week of our Batmen series, and we're kicking things off by dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight with 1989's Batman! We're talking Michael Keaton's perm, his very smoochy lips, Danny Elfman's iconic score, and the intense early-nineties Bat-mania that gripped us all. We're watching one Batman movie a week until the March release of The B...

Have you been feeling like The Book Of Boba Fett was seriously lacking in the Cyberpunk-Gang-Of-Space-Vespa-Riding-Street-Youths department? Have you been feeling like car chases are just too fast, or maybe like Wookiee fights are just too cool? If so, we've got good news! They made a Boba Fett just for you! Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you...

Lots of podcasts might have tried to start 2022 off strong. Like, maybe with a huge pop culture hit, or maybe a cult classic, or maybe something sort of Oscar-y. Well, we've found the only film that fits all three categories and we're excited to present it to you now. We had the immense privilege of watching the stunning tour-de-feline-force that is Halle Berry's Catwoman and we honest...

Used all our words in long title. Not have many left. In episode, we talk Boba and also Box Office Ball Season 2. Happy 2022! Not every title be this long probably this year. Hope you enjoy episode! Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you get your podcasts! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/pr...

In this much-anticipated, extra-stuffed, shockingly-late episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk, we're the last ones in the world to tell you what we think about the Hawkeye finale! We're also inviting you to just sit with us a moment. Breathe in and out. Watch the sun of 2021 dip below the podcast-horizon and reflect on the year with us. And then be thankful that our New Year's resolution i...

It's finally here! Our Spider-Men series concludes with the release of Marvel's Spider-Man: No Way Home! This record-breaking flick also broke all of our expectations in the best possible way. We had no idea when we planned our journey through the live action Spider-Mans (Spiders-Man? Spider-Men?) just how much No Way Home would serve as a sort of conclusion to each of those films. So go a...

It's the penultimate episode of Hawkeye, and our favorite big boy is back, baby! We're spending the last of our joy celebrating a great performance by Via Farmaga/Vanna Familia/Vera Farmiga, and then it is cruelly ripped away from us by Extra Credit. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you get your podcasts! Advertising Inquiries: https://redc...

And thus, we conclude our journey through the cinematic Spider-Men not with a bang, but with a whimper. This week, we're talking about the decidedly not amazing The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and the cinematic crossovers that never were. But, for the first time in four years, we do get some Giamatti on the show. And that makes it all worth it. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Mo...

Welcome back! It's the fourth episode of Hawkeye this week. We're talking cliff hangers. We're talking Uncles. We're talking FloPugh. You're gonna love it. Promise. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you get your podcasts! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Garf is here. This week, we're discussing the presumptuously named The Amazing Spider-Man and, if we're being totally honest, radioactive spiders aren't the only thing spitting venom this week. We're coming into this one with some major spicy heat and some opinions that we're honestly not sure if we share with anyone else. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk eve...

It's the third episode of Hawkeye, and we've reached deep into our quiver to deliver you this podcast arrow. We're talking about all your favorite moments from "Echoes": the mysterious Uncle, the Lethal Weapon-ness of our two leads, and the Imagine Dragons concert that we wish we could go to. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you...

Now dig on this! It's the moment we all knew would come and the one we all hoped to avoid. We're talking about Spider-Man 3 this week and it's...certainly a podcast episode. To call this movie a mess would be charitable. But to call this a fun episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk would be accurate! So slip on your gooiest black suit and slide your finger right over to that play button, hot...

Hawkeye is finally here, and this week your Podboys are taking a look at the series premiere! We're talking about the first two episodes of Hawkeye, dropping in a tasteful sprinkle of comic book trivia. and garnishing with a generous helping of wild speculation. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you get your podcasts! Advertising Inquiries: http...

It's week two of Spider-Men and we're talking about a certified classic this week! Take a listen as we talk Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 2. This episode's got everything you could want -- an analysis of Tobey Maguire's particularly emotive face, insights into our individual psyches as a result of months (sometimes years) of therapy, and detailed explanations of all the times superher...

It's the last regular Mini-Monday of the year, so you KNOW we're playing Extra Credit. We're guessing credits for the cast of the Amazing Spider-Man franchise...with one notable exception. He's been waiting in the wings for his moment to shine, and he just might be this game's saving Grace. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you g...

Slip into your spandex and spin some webs, because it's time for our new series, Spider-Men! This week we're taking a look at the first of the cinematic Spider-Men to ever begin Spider-Manning, and we're talking all about 2002's Spider-Man starring Tobey Maguire. We've got all the cheese, all the camp, all the weirdly heartfelt reflections on the impact of this movie, and all t...