Two Chunks And A Hunk

It's the end of the line for our series Choo Chwo Chunks, and we're finishing things off with Bullet Train! We're just gonna say it right here, right now: movies like this are why the world needs Two Chunks. So you're welcome. This episode contains full spoilers for Bullet Train. Obviously. Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to...

The flavors of this podcast episode are powerful. Masculine. Sometimes a little aggressive. They explode on your tongue with unapologetic coolness. They are a flaming electric guitar. They are action in the center of the frame. They are also, somehow, the Hunger Games. They are Udadi. In This Episode: DC's Very Bad Time Lately, Rank You Very Much, jjjolf Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A...

It's week two of Choo Chwo Chunks and things are getting a little emotional on the Train To Busan. But that's not all! Tune in as Doz reinvents a drink from the distant past, Carter experiences profound emotional train-related healing, and Jordan confidently predicts our roles in the inevitable apocalypse. Find new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you lis...

Graduates, first of all, it's such an honor to be invited to speak here tonight, to a room full of the bright young leaders of tomorrow. The dictionary defines "gamy" as " having the flavor or odor of game or other meat kept uncooked until slightly tainted". It also defines "gamy" as "plucky; spirited" and as "lewd or suggestive; risqué". So my charge to...

All abooooaaaard! It's week one of Choo Chwo Chunks and we're piercing the snows aboard the mighty Snowpiercer. If you listen closely, you'll notice that we're experts on train geometry, metaphors, and being able to tell what is cool. It's honestly so impressive and we're very proud of us. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever yo...

Welcome, folks, to whatever the podcast equivalent of printing a retraction is. Our assertion last week that "Marvel really doesn't have much cooking right now" was pretty quickly challenged by a slew of Comic-Con Hall H announcements. So we spent this episode breaking down the big MCU reveals from Comic-Con, even though those announcements did hurt our feelings and make us look like s...

This week on Two Chunks And A Hunk, we're talking Nope! If you watched it and you were all like, "Yep!", then this is the episode for you. Similarly, if you went like this: "Nope!" — you should also listen! If you saw it and you were like "Meh", guess what. Also listen. In conclusion, those are just some of the many sounds you could have made, and no matter which one yo...

Pop quiz: If one assassin on one train leaves one train station at one time, and then four other assassins on four other trains leave four other train stations at four other times, which of the five assassins (and their various aforementioned trains) will be left standing after their inevitable showdown? We don't know the answer, but we do know that the winning assassin is straight up thriving...

It's been said that friendship is built on respect and trust. Luckily for you, this is not just a friendship. It's a podcast. And Jordan and Doz tricked Carter into watching Gigli (a 2003 film more than one critic described as "the worst of the century") by himself. Now they must solve Carter's Gigli puzzle. Can they escape with their sanity intact? Or will it be Giglis all the...

We're fancasting the X-Men this week on Mini-Monday! If you've watched the last episode of a certain superhero show, you know why. And if you haven't, well, no reason. We just thought it would be fun. We did check with the judges and this does technically count as podcasting. In This Episode: Ms. Marvel Episode 6, That Darn M Word Find new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday...

In this week's episode, we're reviewing Thor: Love And Thunder, and things get 🌶️SPICY🌶️. We also struggle to keep things from getting a little Super Mario, but we're totally fine with things getting a little Giggly (starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez). Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you get your podcasts! Advertising Inquiries:...

We've cracked the code. It seems these Fantastic Beasts movies are following a particular titling formula. And wouldn't you know it, that cipher has been de-ciphered by little old us. And if that's not enough for you, Carter doesn't set a timer. Jordan gets a hole in one. Doz can't Brosna-handle successful young stars. So much content in under an hour! And all of it is definite...

And now, the moment has finally come to discuss the winner of Summer of Love V! We're talking Titanic, and our hearts just go on and on about it. Does Jordan believe in bad omens? Is Doz being obtuse? What French words made Carter cry? The answers to all these questions and more await you on our big cool boat. So hop on board! It probably won't sink! Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks An...

Don't adjust that dial (in fact, crank it to ELEVEN) because we've turned our whole Monday UPSIDE DOWN in order to talk about Stranger Things Season 4! We're bringing you our spoiler-filled thoughts on the last two episodes as well as the season as a whole, and we're dropping some predictions for where we're headed in Season 5! In this episode: Stranger Things 4, What's In...

It's the penultimate week of Summer of Love V, and we're talking about all 27 Dresses, each in more detail than the last. Are we charmed by James Marsden? How's our FICO situation looking at the moment? How do we feel about Bennie and the various and sundry Jets that accompany them? Better listen to the ep to find out. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tu...

You heard it here first, folks. The secret to successful super-heroing is to find a way to punch your inside problems. Why waste your time trying to solve those problems when you could just punch them instead? Low self esteem? Punch it. Afraid of failure? Punch it. Deeply terrified of the passage of time? Intimately aware, deep in your bones, that no matter how intensely you try to resist time&#39...

Summer of Love V continues with A Cinderella Story! Travel back to the early aughts with us! Make us breakfast, Diner Girl! Fall in love with Chad Michael Murray's rapidly clenching jaw! Wear a wedding dress to a high school dance! There are no rules! Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you get your podcasts! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcirc...

We did a sequel to jjjolf, and if we're being honest, our performance was pretty lackluster. Sometimes sequels just can't recapture the magic of the original. Who would have thought? We did manage to capture the magic of spontaneous sandwich creation though. Is that anything? Please let that be something. In this episode: New and Upcoming Movies and Shows (Blonde, Knives Out Sequel, Prey,...

[reuploading this one after an export error on our end!] Summer of Love V has begun! We're kicking things off with Pretty Woman, the first movie that you voted into this series! Join us as we perfect our Julia Roberts laughs, design an ideal date that's totally within all our comfort zones, and talk a lot about pickles. Hot pickles, Kool-Aid pickles, just all of them. A surprising amount o...

What's in a game name? That which we once called Feeling 22 by any other name (with any amount of J's) would smell just as sweet. In this episode: Stranger Things (spoiler free), Black Adam Trailer, The A List, jjjolf Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you get your podcasts! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Ou...

It's the FINAL WEEK of Daddurday Afternoon: Rad Daddi-2-de, and we'd just like to welcome you all to Earth. We're talking all things Independence Day in this episode, but maybe more importantly, we're also talking all things Jeff Goldblum. And (pardon the pun) we do take a moment to flex our workout knowledge and seeing as how we're three true specimens of peak physical form, y...

This Monday, we've been visited by Barter Dillis, and to be honest he sucks. He can't pronounce any words or names correctly, which is probably like one of the main jobs you want a podcast host to be good at. He does smell like jerky though. So that's a plus. In this episode: Pinocchio Trailer, The Menu Trailer, Who Am I, Feeling 22 Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every...

It's the second week of Daddurday Afternoon: Rad Daddi-2-de, and that title is still tough to type. This week, we're heisting in the sky with a questionably southern Nicolas Cage as we talk all things Con Air! We also design another dad and, honestly, it's probably the work we're proudest of. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you get...

Someone's turning ninety-two! Which is not a hundred, but it's close. It's also not who we think it is; actually we maybe couldn't have been more wrong about their identity. But we do get to hear them speak in a made up alien language this episode, so we're still coming out ahead. In this episode: A Star Was Born, Obi-Wan Kenobi Premiere Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And...

It's the first week of Daddurday Afternoon: Rad Daddi-2-de, and we're kicking things off with what is quite possibly the raddest, daddest movie of all time. Journey to the steamy jungles of Central America with us as we talk about Predator, and listen as we try our hand at the hottest new craze, Design-A-Dad. Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, whereve...