Two Chunks And A Hunk

You may have already heard this, but it's been a big time for our boy Ash. After 25 years trapped in the body of a ten year old, he's finally the very best. To celebrate, Carter has prepared a metaphor so convoluted that it will take each of us 25 years to unravel it. In this episode: Way To Go Gray's Anatomy, Way To Go Ash, Way To Go Jonathan Majors, jjjolf Advertising Inquiries: http...

It's the final week of Chunktober III, and we're bringing it home with our boy Diego Del Gorbo and let us just say — the creatures featured in this creature feature might just be the creaturest creatures we've featured yet! Check out new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privac...

Breaking news: James Gunn and his pals over at DC tossed a bunch of coins to our The Witcher and now he's a Superman again. And now a Thor's brother is going to be a The Witcher from now on. We know. It's shocking. We just wanted you to hear it from us first. In this episode: Witcher/Superman Shake-Up, A Star Was Born, Rank You Very Much Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk ever...

It's the penultimate week of Chunktober III and our Featured Creature is none other than The Thing! Join us (your Podboys (definitely all three humans (yep for real one hundred percent people, each one of us))) for a discussion of Kurt Russell's stupid hat, the frankly optimistic view of computing power in the early eighties, and a mustache-less diabetes man. Catch new episodes of Two Chun...

On this Mini-Monday it is Halloween. And you'd think we'd make a bigger deal of it, right? Wrong! We're keeping you guessing. Maybe your own preconceived notions that we'd do a themed-out Halloween episode were the real monster all along. Or maybe, just maybe, it was early in the morning when we recorded this. In This Episode: (Half of the) Big Henry Cavill News, Rumpelstiltskin, C...

Our series Chunktober III marches bravely onward, but like super quiet so as not to vibrate the ground. We're talking about (nay, gushing over) Tremors this week and honestly it's such a great time. How do you think we feel about Tremors? You're probably right. Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts! Advertising Inquiries: h...

You know how on your birthday, you get to make your friends do something they hate? Like, since you were born on this day however many years ago, you can hurt them? Well Carter does that in this episode. In this episode: Rings Of Power Spoiler-Filled Discussion, Extra Credit Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts! Advertising Inquiries:...

Chunktober III: Creature Threeture continues with the slippery and slimy thrills, chills, and gills of Bong Joon-ho's The Host, a creature feature featuring a creature whose anatomy we tried (and failed) to comprehend. Things get political, things get viral, things get digital, and weirdly enough, a little Muppety at the very end. Check out new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday an...

A lot of people might be wondering how we spent the first Mini-Monday of our fifth year of podcasting. Did we announce something new? Make some major changes to our format? Unveil some new multi-media brand partnerships? Did we hear a word or phrase and think: "Man, that sure sounds like it could be the name of a pop punk record with a lot of songs about a disappointing father"? Tune in to...

It's week two of Chunktober III and we're dipping our soggy fingers into a little bit of body horror with The Fly! It's not every week that we get to watch one of our favorite actors transform into a grotesque fly man so we really tried to savor this one. Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts. Advertising Inquiries: https:/...

We should probably warn you before you listen. This episode contains graphic audio reenactments of a very specific biological process. You probably shouldn't listen if you are sensitive to the sound of boisterous barfs, powerful pukes, volatile vomits, or dudes just like really yarfing it out. In This Episode: Mario Trailer, A Star Was Born, jjjolf Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk e...

BOO! It's the first week of Chunktober III and this week's Featured Creature Feature is The Descent, so why don't you slip into something a little more bite-proof and spelunk down to your doom with us? Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redci...

It's officially Chunktober (or "October" for those of you who refuse to celebrate with us) and we're celebrating with a costume contest specifically for the consenting grown adults. And you'll never guess who wins first place. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense. In This Episode: Rumpelstiltskin, Sexy Costume Contest, jjjolf Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk ev...

Listeners we have horrible news. And we hate that we even have to say this. But we were specifically asked not to worry. The expectation was clearly set and our responsibility was clearly communicated. But honestly? We're worrying, darling. Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands P...

Welp, we got bazinga-d. We forgot every John in Hollywood. Don't you just hate when that happens? In this episode: Fightin' Tom Hardy, Horrible Happenings At Hallmark, Rank You Very Much, Avatar II Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's the final installment of our Five For Fighting series, and we're going out with a bang (as long as you've got one of Valentine's implants in your neck)! We're talking Kingsman: The Secret Service. Is it a young adult film for big boys? Or is it actually one of the best action movies of this century? Is it both?? Find new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and T...

In this week's thrilling Mini-Monday, we catch up on the glitz and glam of television's biggest night as we recap the Emmys, we hit the Links in the most horrifying game of jjjolf ever played, and we discover our true calling as denizens of Middle-Earth. In this episode: (we literally just told you but here it is again) Emmys Recap, Whatcha Streamin', jjjolf, Rings of Power Catch new e...

It's the penultimate episode of Five For Fighting, and Ip Man is here to show you all his wonderful kicks and hits. Jordan is a (self-described) hero. Doz still has (a touch of) Covid. Carter finds himself in the midst of a (religious?) flash mob. There's something for everyone! Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts. Advertisin...

You thought we would jutht let you have the diamondth Mithter Bond? Think again! You've thtumbled head firtht into thith trap, and you will be both shaken and thtirred until you are detheathed. The whole world will know that I, Francesca Ridiculous, out-thmarted thuper thpy Double-Oh Theven. Any latht wordth? In this episode: Rank You Very Much (Royal Edition), Rings Of Power, Top Gun Maverick...

We've reached the halfway point of our series Five For Fighting (no relation), but to be honest with you the Fighting is really only just beginning. We're talking The Raid 2 this week and boy is it *b r u t a l*. Nobody's knees are safe. Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/bra...

Don't adjust that dial — it's still Mini-Monday, but this time we're reviewing a movie on this one too. We watched both Raids this week and there's just too much punchin' and kickin' to fit exclusively in our Tuesday episode. So join us as we fight our way to the top of the tower in The Raid: Redemption. Watch your head on that doorframe. In This Episode: Box Office Ball Up...

WE HAVE A PODCAST EPISODE! PERFECT IN EVERY WAY! Buckle your seatbelt. Try and relax. Grab a nice warm glass of mother's milk and a nice crunchy handful of two-headed lizard. We're journeying through the wasteland with Max, Furiosa, and all their Mad friends in this week's episode! Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts. Adv...

G'DAY CHUNKIES! In anticipation of Mad Max Fury Road tomorrow, we're talking you to the Land Down Undah for a very special Mini-Monday! We've got more Aussie-themed games than the number of shrimps you could fit on the world's largest barbie. But don't get it twisted. Russell Crowe is not invited. In this episode: House Of The Drago(n't), jjjolf Down Undah, Aussie Aussie Au...

We're kicking off our new series (pun intended) with RRR. Nothing on this entire planet could have prepared us for this movie. We usually write some little jokey things here but honestly? For this one? Just watch RRR please. It's impossible to overstate how important it is for you to allow yourself to be changed by this film. Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tue...

Look, we're probably not the first ones to make this joke. We honestly might even be the last ones. But we're still gonna giggle at it. Because no matter how hard we try we just can't stop the morb. In this episode: Streaming News, A Star Was Born, Yass or Pass, Whatcha Streamin', What's In The Box Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever yo...