Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

Our two heroes welcome our very special guest NEFERTARIA! In our post-Groundhog Day episode, we get loose with the English language and 'postulate': The existence of whistlepigs and their unfortunate first names, the pending remake of The Sopranos using groundhogs in bowling shirts, Moon's "Lemon Guy" status, politically-correct smoothies, using the military to abscond with voting machines, wrestl...

This week, our two heroes discuss the prospective Washington Football Team name, the breaking of the World's Records for juggling, all of the ways the Long Island fake vaccine card scammers got it wrong, the UK's updated Covid travel restrictions, the pile of garbage that is "The Book of Boba Fett", and Carnival Light (aka "The Taste Of Carnival").  

Our two heroes chat between our NEW musical interludes to discuss the week's hot topics:   Putin's pending invasion of Yugoslavia, Tucker Carlson's strange attraction to M&Ms, the perfect combination of maple syrup and hot sauce, the reboot of "The Fugitive" using monkeys as actors in Pennsylvania, Shaquille O'Neal's ability to sell literally everything, and Miss World T&T's word missteps. 

New episode, new musical interludes!    Our two heroes discuss our friends stealing our best jokes, Moon's Dad jokes, our pending Yerba Mate sponsorship, how genetically modified pigs will both save and enslave us, Fauci's hot mic moment, how billionaires are dead behind the eyes, why Aaron Rogers will never play Aussie Rules Football, our biannual Two Angry Immigrant's Celebrity Tennis Tournament...

For our 2021 Sendoff Show, our two heroes welcome back our very special guest MEGAN BROTMAN!   We get out all of our rage toward the past year, as Davey suffers through his 2nd bout of Covid-19, Moon equally feels like trash, and Megan is happy to avoid venturing outdoors to begin with.   Otherwise, we discuss the CDC's next guideline update (eucalyptus and do whatever you want), how the New Year...

Holiday Episode!  Our two heroes scheme to steal Mariah Carey's gig, debate which day is actually Kwanzaa, discuss the Wars On Everything, write letters to Santa asking "What's a Podcast?", ponder the contents of the mystery flask that Moon found in last year's winter jacket, disparage the middle-seat passengers on airplanes, hate on white people crying in court, and expound upon all of the Christ...

We're back - after a very necessary hiatus - and it's our BIRTHDAY WEEK!   Our two heroes discuss the emergence of the Obi-Wan Kenobi variant, their fondness for Saturday morning cartoons, their Birthday Week plans (spoilers: Moon goes to bed, Davey goes to Scotland), Davey's recent health woes (and his Tight-Five in the Post-Op), Ron DeSantis's homemade Floridian militias, their pending Shark Tan...

Our two heroes reminisce on where they were on September 11th, 2001, solve the world's problems understanding vaccinations (with the exception of the heebie-jeebie vaccine), address the irony of Texas's banning both abortions and masks for schools, discuss the benefits and drawbacks to being drunk on airplanes, and perform their new sketch comedy bit of an elderly couple enjoying the 24-hour news...

Our TRINIDAD & TOBAGO INDEPENDENCE DAY SHOW!   Our two heroes discuss radicalized endorsement deals, Pete Davidson's levels of hydration, their oboe player listenership, and the ills and merits of social media from all kinds of tangential, somewhat nonsensical angles.  

Our two heroes dish on their love for Barry Manilow, their concern for what happens to Barry Manilow when he gets rained on, how online vaccine experts have quickly become foreign policy experts, how Moon is giving Hugh Jackman a run for his money with his pending musical "Coconuts In The Moonlight," how life begins at conception...and Pro-Choice is permanently applicable, and Davey takes a full h...

Our two heroes celebrate their 50TH EPISODE!!!    They celebrate by cursing their Sound Effects guy for not showing up to work (again), by enjoying a day without constant news coverage of Andrew Cuomo, by dubbing America "The Dr. Phil of Countries," by killin' it with the Dog/Cat analogies, by agreeing that waving to someone four times is annoying, by saying a prayer for Haiti, by wondering why Bo...

Our two heroes discuss shameless celebrity endorsements, the Spirit Airlines Variant,  Cuomo's hot mess, and why the internet is a scary place...without acknowledging that they're talking about the internet on the internet.  

WE'RE BACK!   Davey fights through a terrible cold (not Covid, promise) and Moon pulls himself away from his TV for up-to-date Olympics coverage to discuss the Russian Federation, Simone Biles and the thirsty media coverage of her mental health, the USA's dominance at sports where their dominance should really just be a foregone conclusion, Dwayne Johnson's burgeoning political career, and why Dav...

Our two heroes dig deep into the Billionaire Boys "space" travels (it's really not space), how weird their "spaceships" look, how male egos gone wild might actually be good for humanity, how Davey needs to go to Mars and how Moon isn't convinced aliens haven't already visited us and quickly decided we weren't worth the effort.  

Our two heroes celebrate AMERICA with our FIRST ALL-SPORTS SHOW!  They discuss the Tokyo Olympic woes, why Sportscenter needs to chill the f*ck out with the Human Interest stories, the recent changes to NCAA rules, why the Hot Dog Eating Challenge also needs to f*ck off, and why Charles Barkley deserves a ring if the Phoenix Suns prevail in the NBA Finals.  

Our two heroes welcome our very special guest, Carly Vena!   We discuss the Derek Chauvin verdict, Critical Race Theory, why tall buildings are terrifying (our hearts go out to you, Miami), and how whales don't care for the taste of humans.  

Our two heroes discuss Amish Podcasts, Irish Hot Chocolate, a maskless society, the NYC Mayoral Race and its rampant (Davey can't say that word) recklessness, and Texas and its new no-permit carry law.  Moon also advises on why you should never name your child "Jeffrey" and Davey advises us to anticipate the future Hallmark holiday "F*cker's Day."  

Our two heroes discuss the finer points of French culture, as Davey P checks in from Paris (and Moon from BK).  They also touch on 12 year olds in shootouts with cops, free Budweiser for a shot in the arm, and getting locked out of your hotel room in a bathrobe at 3AM.  

Our two heroes discuss their new vaccination card swag hustle, John Mulaney's latest stand-up show and his outward hatred for podcasts, canceling Father's Day, why you shouldn't punch flight attendants, biting people's fingers for $250,000, working too hard to make Davey a black iced coffee, repping cultures properly, and global travels during an ongoing pandemic. 

Our two heroes discuss sex-crazed zombie cicadas, the Middle East crisis, and sports fans returning to in-person games. Also, Davey apologizes everything being his fault, and Moon tells the tale of his (alleged) very first arrest.  

Our two heroes talk about the mask mandate, Davey's bee keeping anthem (FIRST LIVE SONG) and we tell stories of our youth...Moon gets his ass kicked by a chick, full-disclosure.  

Our two heroes discuss the Chinese spacecraft crashing back into Earth, smashing ice with fully-disinfected hammers for adult beverages/stress relief, Davey’s new table-making side-hustle, sufferers of the condition known as “FOXITIS” and how it holds up in a court of law,  Moon’s Nobel Prize-winning potentials, and trashing a Range Rover in LA (allegedly).  

Our two heroes discuss the new CDC mask-wearing guidelines, why they call it "Specific Coast Time" in California, the poor quality of LA coffee (again),  why masks are helpful if you're The Elephant Man, the articles Moon has been reading, the J&J vaccine's reemergence, why brick salespeople are going to be the world's new billionaires, and how Davey's been carrying around an Oscar trophy all week...

Our two heroes discuss coffee in Los Angeles, Florida State's drink of choice, George W. and his new BFF Michelle Obama, thanking Michelle Obama, Cindy-Lou-Who Google searches, driving Range Rovers around Beverly Hills, Davey's short jog in the middle of the show, Moon's new show "Karaoke-O'Clock! With Moon 2.0" and the profitability of getting your ass life-insured in a world rife with gun violen...

Our two heroes welcome another illustrious special guest, Megan Brotman!   The three dish on gun violence, 3 penis babies, penis-motivated grown-ups, being scarred by pictures of multiple penises, angry birds, exploding volcanoes, Smart Water hate-speech, and all of the people Davey can piss off in a single show.