Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

Our two heroes guest-star on a reboot of the 1970's hit kids TV show "Romper Room" and discuss FIFA's not-so-quiet disdain for America, and Davey's not-so-subtle disdain for dancing.  

Our two heroes discuss the cross-marketing of the new Mountain Dew/Blue Origin flavor, the 250th Concert-Turned-Rally fiasco, how FIFA gouges, and how Knicks fans might actually be worse.  

Our two heroes talk about the all-important subject of parenthood, from the point of view of their being Dads, on Mother's Day.   Public Service Announcement: don't waterboard babies.

You might be asking "aren't ALL of your episodes complete and utter bullshit?" but this one's...well, actually.   The boys talk Lizard People, The Whitey Awards, AI-invented fruit-based Soap Opera Slop (or "Fruit Slopera") quadriplegic corn hole pros committing murder, and the inconvenience of truth.  

Moon wears his best dashiki to the premiere of "Melania," Davey wonders why all Lugers look so old, everyone plans to boycott the World Cup, and there aren't too many people, but there might be too many really small, new-ish people.

Our two heroes open up the phone lines for their first-ever CALL IN SHOW!   Needless to say, absolutely nothing goes wrong. The number is up on your screen now - long distance charges apply.  

Our two heroes postpone the Roast to discuss their new oil tanker birthday present, The Shithole Country Olympics, whether or not sriracha belongs in society, office potlucks, and how every single one of us has  ****ed Bill Clinton's ****

Our two heroes discuss how to avoid catching a case for a 12" to the chest, MTG being the HBIC, the immanent exit of NYC's greatest comedic actor,  and their continued efforts to remain the Most Trusted Name in Escaped Primate News.     Oh and the date and deus are set:  The Two Angry Immigrants Roast of MoonTwoPointO and Davey P is HAPPENING.  Featuring the one and only Roast Master Megan Casada,...

Blair's back for PART 2!   That's right, we went on so long, we had to prolong... ..to discuss Bad Bunny's halftime appearance, Indigenous People's Day and its frightening lack of associated statues, and several other things that could get us canceled - if we weren't planning to make June 14th a national holiday.  

Our two heroes welcome a most coveted guest BLAIR HOTCHNER-HAYNES! She joins us to discuss putting fat generals out of a job, the lack of deported Fins, the quality of American Eagle jeans, and the importance of never, ever saying anything but nice things about the people in charge. 

Moon and Davey plan parades, ponder selling invisible statues, eagerly await for Raul to take their baby teeth away, get lost in airports like mice in a maze, enjoy boating safety tips from The Kardashians, and make a BIG SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT!   (Editor's Note: Announcement isn't really that big.)

Our heroes welcome back the very special guest MEGAN CASADA!   Moon hates on camera men at Coldplay concerts, Davey gets free racisms for life, and Megan's mom is proud of her...so the world is  clearly about to end.  

Moon explains the Diddy verdict, RIP stands for "Riding On Plane" and Davey ruins your heroes.  

Had enough of the news?  So have we.   Ever seen "Snakes On A Plane"?  Neither have we.   But, Davey hung out with his old friend Nikki Haley in line for a plane, and Moon can definitely identify good ol' fashioned racism when he sees it.   So let's talk about that sh*t instead.  

Our two heroes celebrate the emancipation of the world's most oppressed people, while acknowledging the many new members of another community, while hiding from closest thing we've seen to soccer hooliganism in the US of A.  

Our two heroes do their best not to get thrown in jail, while they discuss the happiest places on earth (Not Disneyland), the current anger toward cars (not the Disney movie), the poetry of Davey P (Disney, holler at me), Group Text Etiquette, and our collective inability to multitask - all while listening to YMCA in Finnish.  

Our two heroes celebrate the takedown of the Girl Scouts, dogs with criminal records, green and gold being different colors, white people renaming things, NYPD standing for "New York Pole Dancers" and Trump's presidential portrait.  

Moon tells more Men's Warehouse jokes than anyone else has ever thought up.  Davey takes another run at Luigi Mangione and his supporters.   And in the end, the winner is:  Google Ads.  

Our two resident idiots continue to...well, talk a lot about everything, including MIA nuclear experts, vegan humpback whales, Fidel Sanchez (definitely not his real name) and the berry pickers in Florida, how much fun we could all be having with 3D printed water guns, #MapBeefs, and how Davey's 3rd favorite person can...well,  **** outta here.  

Our two heroes return to discuss the mystery of the drones (it's solved...sort of), the Doomsday Clock continuing to tick (89 seconds to go), Harold and Kumar's trip to Guantanamo Bay (it's baaaaaack) and the plastic you find in everything (mostly in your balls). 

Our heroes kick off 2025 - the last year of all the years - by talking through who's REALLY eating cats, how Kanye has orcas looking stylish, how mass-immigration from the 51st state doesn't seem to be a problem, how old rappers are selling us everything, and how being good-looking absolves you from killing someone...FINALLY, we can start murdering.   It's about time.  

New music, new segments! Our two heroes return after a long and enjoyable birthday week, to elucidate the issues of the day:   Syria's rebel takeover, asteroids hitting the Earth at a moment's notice, Oxford University's inability to define what a "word" is, the presence of a man wearing a hoodie at every international incident,  and why Mayor Eric Adams needs to get the f*ck outta here.  

Our two heroes return!   We talk about the thing that's on everyone's mind:  those escaped monkeys in South Carolina.   Oh, and that election thing that just happened, too.  

Davey flies solo (yikes!) while Moon runs from the law (DOUBLE yikes!) and does a quick dish on women taking the rap, worms eating the brains of would-be leaders, and his vicious internal monologue (yet another yikes!).  

Our two heroes return to test out new segments, while taking note of the ticking of the doomsday clock, the en-white-lement of the free speech debate, and the all-new Joe Biden moon boots (coming to a SneakerCon near you).