Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

Our two heroes say a quick goodbye to 2023 with a run-down of some of the year's notables...and maybe a bit of T-Swift gossip.  

Our two heroes explain their recent absence, but ask our dear listeners to look to the future.... We'll be back before y'all can say "y'all are old."    

Our two heroes discuss suicide prevention travel agencies, crash test dummy virtue signaling, surgin' at the border and Chris Rock's ability to take a hit and bounce back, a year later. 

Our two heroes get serious for a second about mass shootings...then they get boring and uncool about blowin' shit up in the sky, clumsy at the thought of deporting MTG, and bold - you might even call them risk-takers - with their unenlightened interpretation of Stanford University's "Elimination Of Harmful Language Initiative."

Our two heroes discuss their pending Yerba Mate sponsorship, which batteries the atomic scientists are using in the Doomsday Clock, justifiable reasons to steal monkeys from zoos, how many classified documents Tom Brady has stashed at his house, and how The Egg Man is the new Weed Man.  

Our two heroes send off 2022 in style, reminiscing on their year's finest moments, lauding the naming of the James Earl Jones Theater, cursing the bomb cyclone, puzzling over Alex Stine's happenstance, boasting about being WAY out in front of Title 42, hating on the eyewear choices of US senators, and priding the people of Trinidad for their unwillingness to miss Carnival next year.  

Our two heroes are finally across the table from each other!   They share Johnnie Walker Blue to celebrate December Babies, tell the abridged story of the Merchant Of Venice, lament the pending employment struggles facing the Merchant Of Death, highlight the proper methods for tipping to avoid being judged, and get in a Twitter war with nobody 'cause that's just a waste of everybody's time.  

Our two heroes are thankful for the number 42, stowaway cats in luggage, stowaway marital aids in luggage, the truly rigged election (of a World Cup winner), and biases toward most things. 

Our two heroes return to celebrate Veteran's Day, elucidate the Midterm election results, emancipate Chinese lottery winners, and ameliorate Florida's abusive relationship.

We're back!!     Our two heroes discuss TV shows being the real podcasts, how Casa Migos will receive a public apology from Moon, how cable news networks can save everyone a lot of time, how Liz Truss is a fighter (until she isn't), how the FBI is the new cleaning service for the next season of Hoarders, how the Pentagon is racking up these Air Miles, how illegal immigrants are racking up these Ai...

A repost of our show from June 27, 2021 with our special guest and dear friend Carly Vena, who passed away suddenly last week.  It won't be the same without you.   https://www.pflegerfuneralhome.com/obituaries/Carly--Anne-Vena?obId=26009383&fbclid=IwAR1Jkt8LgdwPBw60-HpV8XpGnYoEbwzEwj5oGxY63mM1aybfmPbkJZnWAJQ#/obituaryInfo  

These two mentally underdeveloped men announce the release of their new book "101 Dead Queen Jokes", discuss the proper way to do laundry, their pending Ken Burns documentary, his pending FarmersOnly.com dating profile, and identify the endless myriad issues surrounding modern relationships.  

Our two heroes discuss Labour Day labor, Davey's idea for an animated series about an existentialist sea cow, Grand Theft Auto Life, why laws don't matter when you say they don't matter, and why every disgruntled employee will take everything that isn't tied down when they leave the job. 

Our two heroes discuss polling, holes to fill, what goes on in Moon's aunt's basement, how Ireland is not known for its chocolate, how immigrants are being hired to dig the trenches between America's political factions, how Afghanistan desperately needs help, how we need to ignore angry old white men, which Britney Spears song is Davey's favorite, and how Moon is an angry old black man who wants a...

We're back!   Our two heroes discuss Coronas with lemons, making lanes on New York streets for tourists, breaking world records out of sheer boredom, a one-time Kevin Spacey impression, swapping Brittney Griner for Kyrie, and they issue a Public Service Announcement to keep everyone safe from monkey violence.  

These two deviants discuss angry cousins, the amount of moonwalking that still takes place today, R. Kelly's request for Girl Scout Cookies, Dunkin' Donuts and their unfortunate free coffee giveaway (white people only), America's greatest current attribute, China's interaction with aliens, and the raging debate about that one thing that makes everyone mad as hell.  You know the thing. Yes, that th...

These two emotionally-challenged individuals discuss the final days of Covid restrictions, winning lawsuits again insurance companies over STDs, why things are so expensive, and how the rent is still too damn high.  

These two reckless individuals discuss the day's biggest issues, such as unicycle accidents, 10 million dollar accidents, human carnage accidents, accident prone accidents, delusional reality accidents, media influence accidents, Encyclopedia Brittanica accidents, and Stephen A. Smith censorship accidents.  

Our two heroes discuss monkeypox as a solution for abortion, Ted Cruz's intense jealousy of Pete Davidson, whether or not it's safe to go outside yet, why flags are signs of a sick mind, and Amazon's $60 milk crate racket.  

Our two heroes dish on the debate about that...uhhh...y'know...thing where women can't...yeah. And then we discuss Elon Musk letting...uhh...you know who...back on Twitter. And then we talk about mass migration to...uhh...y'know...that place.   And then we talk about...ummm...that thing...where people get killed by those...things.   Y'know...jokes.  

These two motherless sons of b*tches are back!   With a lot to catch up on, we discuss: KBJ on the bench, Amazon as the new Company Store, Geneva Convention handbags and why they're so fashionable, and dolphin teenagers doing drugs like the punks of the ocean that they are.   

Our "unsound" heroes welcome their first MYSTERY guest, MR. KIGAMI! While obsequiously fawning over our guest, we discuss: - A conveyor of conversation (so deep) - Moringa - The excellence of America's service members - Moringa - NYC's subway violence woes  - A bit more about moringa - Moon's 9AM trips to the liquor store, and why this can be his true happiness  - More moringa - A JetBlue pilot's...

These two deviants discuss: - not getting nuked yet - Ukraine - how Daisy Fuentes feels about Majorie Taylor Greene - Ukraine - what words mean, and how to use them - Ukraine - How the term is now "Being Spade-ish" - Ukraine - how gas prices actually work - Ukraine - How we should all carry around sunflower seeds to thwart our enemies - and maybe some more Ukraine 🇺🇦 

Our two heroes get lots of math wrong this week as they discuss: - The country that finished just ahead of the U.S. at the Olympics - Shout-out our brothers on the Trinidad & Tobago bobsled team - Raise awareness for Pride Flag theft in New Jersey - Ponder why Elton John's private plane can't handle wind, and - Wonder why people who invent countries overnight get praised for it.  

Black History Month/Super Bowl Sunday/Valentine's Day combo episode! This week, our two heroes share a few lesser-known contributors to Black History, debate the pending Super Bowl Champs (turns out - one of them was right), issue a Public Service Announcement for those who flush things down their toilets, discuss the pros and cons of attending a Sip & Paint, pull back the veil on the Canadian tru...