Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

Our two heroes discuss the Millennial Game Show of Podcasts (when Moon can finally pronounce it), Davey's Similac Disease and his new deeply offensive smoothie, two days without a mass shooting in America, Georgia Republicans and their hatred for old ladies waiting in voting lines, 17,000 babies in cages, the galvanizing of kindness in the mean streets of NYC, shipping containers full of guns for...

Our two heroes discuss Moon's lack of sleep, what "Having A Bad Day" looks like and what we can collectively do about it, deadly erections, and Davey apologizes for all of those hurt by the smoothie he drank on last week's show.  

Our two heroes discuss vaccinations, Lysoling your insides, smoothie cultural appropriation, low blood sugar-motivated racism, bodily functions during the National Anthem, and how privacy ain't a thing.  

Our two heroes welcome our first ever special guest, the illustrious Hiram Quesada!   We regale our 14.3 listeners with the potentials doing the show in Braille/sign language, Moon's new reading hobby, top-shelf Covid vaccines and J&J's "No More Tears" lawsuits, our new business venture into Viagra Cider Distribution Apothecaries, And the running joke about everyone's grandmas courtesy of 23andme...

Our two heroes combat errant doorbells and barking dogs, contemplate dying in a fiery plane crash, ruminate over the angry letter from our one loyal listener in Idaho, enjoy room-temperature brandy and black iced coffee, indulge Tiger Woods’ promotional car crash, discuss Supreme Court foibles, eulogize Lady Gaga’s dog-walker, and extrapolate on Davey P’s brief adventure in online dating.  

Our two heroes discuss the wild winter weather, disaster preparedness, overtly gesticulating with one's hands, the ongoing pandemic, and the passing on one of the great love of Davey's life, Jessica Stewart.

Our two heroes discuss sloths, the expensive Trump Insurrection, the proper Lex Luthor hairstyle, our NEW CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP, the future of live events and the people employed by this industry, and of course...that big football match of today.  

Our two heroes discuss the epic nature of the Stock Market hack, the ongoing pandemic and its future potentials, Moon's ability to never read anything, and his budding hand-model career prospects. 

Our two heroes discuss the weight that already feels lifted in 2021, the future hope for humanity, our painful lack of corporate sponsorship, the need to give Trump back his socials for five minutes total, and the wish for everyone to have a healthy mind in the New Year.   

Our two heroes discuss the onset of 2021 and all of its splendor, including riots, additional potential corporate sponsorships, the Brooklyn Nets, The New York Knicks, 70 year old white dudes, white dudes in general (spoiler: one of us is white), and the general confusion and mind-melting nonsense that is our current existence.  

Our two heroes non-sequitor through the New Year, Charles Barkley, goats, beets, more Charles Barkley, Beats Headphones (our other new potential sponsor), curried goats, The GOATs, our Presidential goat, pictures of goats, more Charles Barkley, Corona beer, gun violence, curried goats, the benefits of keeping bottles of Patron in your mailbox, oil portraits of goats, even more Charles Barkley, ang...

Our two heroes reminisce on the happenings of their collective Birth Month (December Babies, say word!), the final throes of madness from the Trump Administration, the lack of news coverage for ICE's atrocities, all while working the Smart Water corporate sponsorship angle.  

Our two heroes discuss all of the things for which they're thankful on American Thanksgiving. 

Our two heroes discuss the non-results of the US Presidential Election, as well as Davey's harrowing Election Day experience.  (Disclaimer: no rogue delivery guys appear in the Tall Tale.) 

Our two heroes discuss our current propensity to block traffic, cut people, and run buses into ditches, all while slandering famous celebrities and wishing our modern-day Trini Robin Hoods well.  

Our two heroes discuss Davey's enduring crush on the near-abducted governor of Michigan, Moon's drink-inventing abilities, the identity of envelopes full of cash, and their now-defunct ultra-violent improv comedy duo. 

Our two heroes discuss the unmitigated irony of the week's events, Davey's impacted self after being called the "N-word", Moon's homage to the late Trini comic legend Sprangalang, and how drinking Moscato from a tumbler is still a form of therapy.  Oh, and how we all need therapy.    

This week, our two heroes discuss the passing of the Legend that is RGB - and what was missing from her funeral - as well as the Cultish Trumpers, Trini Ponze Schemes and the existence of (smelly) life on other planets. We even throw in a subway defecation story, for good measure.

We're back again after a lengthy absence!   Our two heroes discuss the various cures (or lack thereof), how everythang's corrupt, and badass kids, while never losing sight of the fact that they both have no idea what a "Podcast" is.  

Despite the massive audio and connection problems caused by our first storm of the season, our two heroes catch up on most things...namely, all the things they can't remember.

Our two heroes discuss expansive tribalism, Kanye's presidential run, and Staples's Dress Code policy.  

Our two heroes are back, after a lengthy June and all of its...details. 

Our two heroes discuss the protests, policing and policy, and the Kardashians.  Y'know...keeping it light.

Our two heroes watch the peaceful protestors in DC get tear-gassed for the President's photo-op "together."

Our two heroes try to watch the SpaceX launch.