Trash Movie Kings

Little bit of dancin', little bit of fightin', whole lot of gettin' Hoff! It's raining magic pelvic thrusts in this super weirdly horny, teenage ninja story featuring David Hasselhoff.  WHO WAS THIS MOVIE MADE FOR?!?! Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #NINJANUARY #AMERICANNINJA TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviekings/...

We got Ho’d again! Halfway. He’s the story developer for this one, so it’s a little more visually cohesive. It’s got cool ninja tricks, lots of great action and plenty of hocus pocus! Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #NINJANUARY #AMERICANNINJA TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviekings/ FACEBOOK: https:// www.facebook.com/gro...

Another bad ninja movie from the 80s: American Style! Michael Dudikoff, who looks like every white leading man to ever exist, does his best smoldering and back kicks but we were all fairly unimpressed with this one…despite the excessive use of a butterfly knife in the first 15 minutes. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #NINJANUARY #AMERICANNINJA TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashm...

#NINJANUARY keeps rolling and we have another bad ninja movie for you.  A full house with Adam, Joey, Justin, JD, and Apocalypse trash talking the anomaly that is NEW YORK NINJA: A film that wasn't completed when it was shot in the 80s, but then was put together (WITHOUT ANY AUDIO) in 2021.  Remarkable for the technical and creative wizardry that went into this version of the film, but d...

NINJAnuary is back, baby! Adam, Joey and JD ring in the new year with some shot-on-video-in-Missouri ninja trash. This movie is so challenging that the guys were forced to create an entirely new rating system. Enjoy and happy new year! Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #NINJANUARY TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviekings/ FA...

Adam, Joey, JP and Jeremy Dick “JD” Karpicke remember picking on the boy. Seemed a harmless little… hang on, what’s this about again? Mickey Rooney chose to take the role of a toy maker named “Petto” and we’re all in on the joke. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #MADEFORTV #LIFETIMEMOVIE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviek...

Adam, Joey, JD, and Amy bear witness to the tour de force that is the Meredith Baxter performance in this made for TV garbage. Stay tuned as special guest Kanye West shows up for his thoughts on real life criminal, Betty Broderick. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #MADEFORTV #LIFETIMEMOVIE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmovi...

Adam, Joey, JP, and JD are blasting off into space for SEASON 2 with this slorpin' wet jelly baby CREATURE-FEATURE, drippin' right out of your sci-fi ALIEN nightmares!  Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co.     #TRASHMOVIE #HORRORMOVIE   TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviek... FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/groups/tr...

Winners, losers and also-rans. Listen to Adam, Joey, JP, Apocalypse and JD discuss the nominees for the 2022 edition of The Breens. We announce the winners for all 13 categories and tease a few ideas for next year! Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #HORRORMOVIE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviekings/ FACEBOOK: https://www....

WORLD CHAMPION HOUSTON ASTROS And we’re almost at one full year of podcasting! Two exciting things. We’re going to wrap up the year by looking back at our favorite films and giving out awards! What a novel concept. These are the nominees. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #HORRORMOVIE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviekings...

EPISODE 50 Y’ALL! Adam, Joey and JP watch Linda Blair and her band of idiots carefully explain how to ruin peoples’ lives through an insane level of pranking. Forging death certificates, mail fraud, Syphilis scares, you name it! A quick episode for a quick flick. Go ‘Stros. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. 3.167/5 BAGS OF TRASH WATCH THE FILM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzZiZYmIMDI #TRA...

A FULL HOUSE DIVIDED. Everyone (Adam, Joey, JP, JD, and Apocalypse) are here for the DIVISIVE EXPERIENCE of BLOOD LAKE. A movie made over a water skiing vacation in Oklahoma that is either perfect or abysmal. This episode runs long as we try to hash it out. A movie so so stupid, yet… just well crafted enough to count as a film. It’s truly special… in a variety of ways. Presented by Southern Star B...

Giles joins Adam and JD to talk about Chuck Norris’ horror (?) film SILENT RAGE. If you’ve never seen Chuck Norris in a sex scene, then you HAVE to watch this one. Complete with a bumbling deputy and a Frankenstein’s monster-esque ax murderer, SILENT RAGE is certainly a movie. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. 3/5 BAGS OF TRASH WATCH THE FILM: https://therokuchannel.roku.com/watch/86c8947bde7...

This week RecRoom Arts’ own Jonathan Fleissman joins Adam, Justin and JD to trash 1999’s WILD ZERO, an incredibly badass Japanese horror zomedy flick with flaming microphones. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. 3.125/5 BAGS OF TRASH WATCH THE FILM: https://youtu.be/NdTSjB0-5ko #TRASHMOVIE #HORRORMOVIE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviek...

Patty Duke acts her ass off in this relatively tame yet unhinged olive and rust palleted made for TV horror from 1989! The evil does in fact escape Amityville… to Dancott California where it gets to kick it with beautiful coastal views, thick pastel sweaters, many varieties of wall paper and oh so many LAMPS! Seriously though. Patty Duke rules as a recently widowed mother of three who doesn’t take...

Two Fred Olen Rays in a row?? You better believe it! Adam, Joey, Apocalypse and JD return from the week off in style with 1992’s EVIL TOONS, a thinly-veiled (and sparsely dressed) Cool World/Roger Rabbit ripoff with its sights set on Skinemax. It’s an episode chock full of puns, B’s and a totally rad drawing of a shredded demon. Enjoy! Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. 4.0/5 BAGS OF TRASH WAT...

Everyone's out on assignment, so let's do some Trailer Trash! This week is a quick check-in on NARCO SHARK, an upcoming Kickstarter project that -- frankly -- looks incredible. Watch the trailer here and back the Kickstarter while you're at it: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/musikedidiable/narco-shark-the-greatest-action-movie-never-made TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM...

Yet another ALIEN rip-off….what could possibly make this type of horror film interesting? Well, by making the alien sub five foot tall, casting a porn star in the twilight of her career, and making sure no one on set knows their lines. Trust us, it's a bold set of choices that pay dividends. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. 4.125/5 BAGS OF TRASH WATCH THE FILM: https://therokuchannel.roku.co...

Wanna play a game? Well too bad! Because someone removed the game part of Sega CD’s NIGHT TRAP and turned it into a “movie”! Vampires! Augers! Teens! SCAT! Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. 3.75/5 BAGS OF TRASH WATCH THE FILM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN9s3-FkvdE #TRASHMOVIE #HORRORMOVIE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviekings/...

Spooky season kicks off here on the Trash Movie Kings pod and we sit down for a classic piece of latex covered spaghetti zombie with BURIAL GROUND. Which, plays fine for the midnight zombie lovers, but this movie has a twist you won’t believe…really elevating it out of the zombie diarrhea blood. Warning: This one is gross! 3.25/5 BAGS OF TRASH WATCH THE FILM: https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail...

Chock full of beefcake himbo action setpieces, PM Entertainment's RAGE is one for the ages. Skyscrapers, choppers, glass breaking, Folger's commercials. What more could you ask for? 3.0/5 BAGS OF TRASH WATCH THE FILM: https://therokuchannel.roku.com/watch/8161e21ce3e254919a375ca9d497dd67 #TRASHMOVIE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviekings/...

Uncle Jesse stars opposite KISS rocker Gene F’kin Simmons in this “Young Bond” riff from 1986. Simmons chews (licks?) up every scene with his massive tongue turning what would be maybe a pretty okay enough teen action 80s piece of trash into something magical…excluding the weird intersexphobia. 4.3125/5 BAGS OF TRASH WATCH THE FILM: https://therokuchannel.roku.com/details/903c38d594ab5ec794cd92f0a...

A real-life Marine/double amputee/martial artist stars in two thirds of this movie as the titular character, Tampa’s leading drug cartel’s most middle manager. Full of blazers, bellbottoms and 1970s ‘staches. That should be enough to entice you, right? 3.5/5 BAGS OF TRASH WATCH THE FILM: You can’t! You’ll have to find a bootleg somewhere :( #TRASHMOVIE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings...

Filipino action star WENG WENG slaps and slides his way through the crime syndicate of Mr. Giant, meeting several horny women who maybe have sex with him along the way?  This is a certain type of trash for the whole family. Your kids will certainly love seeing a 2 ft 9 in man fall from a building with the aid of an umbrella parachute, or gleefully murder hundreds of men while giggling as thei...

We are all Snakey. Adam, Joey and JD deeply identify with a man who has lost everything to a gold-digging succubus. And by “lost everything,” we mean his Wednesday night ritual of getting blasted, listening to John Philip Sousa records, and watching his snake, Lucifer, perform cunnilingus on the local schoolteacher. A nearly perfect trash film for the ages. 4.33/5 BAGS OF TRASH WATCH THE FILM: htt...