Trash Movie Kings

🚁 HELICOPTER MACHINE GUNS! 🚁 We dove into the absolute CHAOS that is American Hunter (1989) - a movie so unhinged it had to be made in Indonesia! Christopher Mitchum stars in what might be the most over-the-top action movie of the 80s, and we're here for EVERY ridiculous minute of it. This week Joey, Justin, and JD break down: Why this movie makes zero sense (and why that's PERFECT) The...

Welp we are back for 2025! It’s a real wonder why we keep doing this, and it’s an even bigger wonder how we got any clips in this episode of THE DEVIL’S HONEY as it’s basically softcorn horno about a woman finally finding someone to match her freak! …In this case it’s an old doctor that killed her terrible boyfriend during brain surgery. So, watch this at your own risk…or let us do it for you! Joi...

Witness this animals attack (okay, really just ants) 1970s made for TV garbage for your Thanksgiving. The ants in this movie are pissed and have come for your children, your hotel, and your hot construction workers. No one is safe. Not even Suzanne Somers boobs! Amy joins Joey and JD as we dive into the piles for ThANTSgiving.  #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #SuzanneSomers TWITTER/X: https://twitter.com/tr...

We stopped everything we were doing to catch the last day of Megalopolis’ torrid run at the box office and we were not disappointed. Who knew that Francis Ford Coppola could rivel our lord and savior Neil Breen with pure trash genius. Join Joey, JD, Justin and the return of Adam Edwards for our lengthy discussion of MEGALOPOLIS (2024). #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #megalopolis TWITTER/X: https://twitter....

IT'S EPISODE 100! Wahooo we did it I GUESS! Join Joey JD and Justin and we triple J our way into the good guy with a gun big time shoot em up blow em up and stab em up movie DEATH WISH 3. Have seen DEATH WISH 1? no. 2? no....but this movie rules and many things and bad guys are blown up real good. Episode 100 was well worth it!  #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #CharlesBronson TWITTER/X: https://twitter.com/...

Welcome to COW COWNT 2024! AKA Midwest Obsession AKA Beauty's Revenge...some 1995 made for TV midwest murder trash starring Courtney Thorne-Smith and a bunch of Sean's. Will we get through this episode without making a reference to CTS's infamous appearance on Conan alongside Norm?  You'll have to listen to find out. Join Joey, JD, James, and (J)Amy Anderson as we dive into a champ...

Steven Seagal is…ON DEADLY GROUND (1994) | Ep98 WE ARE BACK! After a long 4 month hiatus, we have a new episode. And it’s all for our glorious asshole Steve Seagull. Watch as Steven claims to be a native american in his action packed first (and only) directorial effort from the master of Aikido…or so he claims. #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #SteveSegal TWITTER/X: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAG...

Riki-oh punches through the prison system and into our hearts. Our first Criterion released piece of trash, which makes us question whether this is trash at all, but I think you’ll agree it hits!  Honestly, just watch this movie ASAP if you haven’t.  Join Joey, JD, and Apocalypse Howel for a complete TRASHTERPIECE of cult cinema. #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #RIKIOH TWITTER/X: https://twitter.com/trashmo...

JD gives us his extended "plot" for Riki-oh!

Mooch is a good girl (boy?) who tries to make it in what was left of Old Hollywood in 1971 and IT IS DELIGHTFUL. There is really no argument to be made but we tried our best. Watch this movie with a beer and your dog ASAP. Join Joey, JD, Apocalypse Howel and special guest Amy Anderson for some excellent (cute) trash! #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #PUPPY TWITTER/X: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTA...

We watched this movie about a cute dog trying to slut it up in Hollyweird. Episode next week!

So we watched CATS (2019). It has a lot of british people in it and Taylor Swift doing an accent. It may have broken the world. Join Joey, Justin, JD, Apocalypse Howl, and special guest Tory Lieberman who managed to procure some delights in these horrors. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #CATS TWITTER/X: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagr...

We watched CATS. New episode SOON

Yes we watched CATS. New Episode SOON.

Honey, We Blew Up The Podcast! Sike. Joey, JD and Apocalypse take us on a journey through Charles Band’s disappointing world of 1991’s DOLLMAN. Will Jackie Earle Haley save this one? Doubtful. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #BoxersOmen TWITTER/X: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviekings/ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.co...

The Kings kick off a new season of trash with this hong kong horror masterpiece of garbage. Bolo Yeung is here as we witness men regurgitate a lot of food, a woman get sewn into a crocodile corpse, and someone pooping out fuzzy dinosaurs. So STAY TUNED. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #BoxersOmen TWITTER/X: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.ins...

The Kings have voted. You get to listen. Who is honored? Who is snubbed? Who forgot to fill out their ballot? All will be revealed as Adam, Joey, JP, Apocalypse and JD determine the BEST of the year. Categories: Best Movie Best Director Best Actor Best Actress Best Unintentional Protagonist Best Special Effects Best Score Best Song Best Death Best B Best Happy Look Out Ahh!! Best Creature Best Bit...

Join the whole crew (Adam, Joseph, JP, Apocalypse and JD) as we discuss all the crap we watched this year. We will discuss each category, then whittle them down and vote off-mic. Democracy is important. The winners will be revealed in the next episode. Categories: Best Movie Best Director Best Actor Best Actress Best Unintentional Protagonist Best Special Effects Best Score Best Song Best Death Be...

At a lean 68 minutes, this ALIEN schlock horror movie titillated and delivered with the special effects and inept acting. Some fun stop motion aliens, cattle killings, weirdo diners, and, of course, alien contact…this thing is a trash movie fever dream we all ended up falling in love with in various capacities. Join as Adam, Joey, JP, and Apocalypse discover the okie/houston cross production of MU...

From the creator of DEATH WISH, PSYCHO II and CHILD’S PLAY comes a horror film full of soap opera stars, sex galore and one of the most over-the-top death sequences we’ve ever seen on film. Adam, Joey, JD and Apocalypse watch and review SCREAM FOR HELP so you don’t have to. Though you may want to. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #80s #horror TWITTER/X: https://twitter....

Adam and Apocalypse sit down with architect, musician and creative genius Gerardo Preciado! Hear about his path to filmmaking, how he created Narco Shark and the inspiration for his upcoming film TETRACTYS. Give him a follow @musikedidiable Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #80s #horror TWITTER/X: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/t...

An aerobics studio, a small business owner, and murder abound in the 1980s slasher KILLER WORKOUT and Adam, Joey, and Apocalypse are 2/3's sober to get through this actually pretty great trash movie with you. Don’t mess with small business owner, Rhonda Johnson.  Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #80s #horror TWITTER/X: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM:...

We rode into OCTOBER with WICKED WORLD, pumped up for some more of that Barry J. Gillis special sauce he slopped all over the bizarrely trashy and wonderfully indescribable 1989 debut THINGS. For better or worse, what we waded into was NOT that movie. Plenty of low-budget killing in this overly long BLOODY VHS MURDER MANIFESTO! Good Ole BARRY J had some things to get off his chest. #TRASHMOVIE #BA...

Sssssssnaketember returns and concludes with, uh, something truly vile. Thousands of snakes (actually) die horribly in one of the wildest things we’ve watched yet (yes, even wilder than ROAR). Adam, Joey, Justin and JD watch the unedited version of CALAMITY OF SNAKES so you don’t have to! Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #90s #horror #SNAKETEMBER TWITTER/X: https://twit...

This is a brand new movie, so SPOILER ALERT. We take a step away from Sssssnaketember to watch a movie we have been eagerly awaiting in Gerardo Preciado’s NARCO SHARK! Adam, Joey, JD and Apocalypse discover that this movie is in fact not a riff on COCAINE BEAR and becomes something else entirely that we are maybe not mentally ready for. Please seek out this very modern version of what trash is and...