Trash Movie Kings

With a name like Sssssss, and the promise that ONLY REAL snakes were used through the entire film, you're kind of setting a high bar, but this 1973 SNOREFEST was all HISS and no BITE. We did get a sweet, sweet innocent college boy lured into a slithery trap, turning him into a hideous Snake-Man abomination by an evil Dr. Snake Daddy though! Fun was had, actors were bit, and shotguns were blast...

Oh yeah. It's another theme month. Adam, Joey, JP and Apocalypse take a chomp out of Ssssssseptember with 1989's Curse II The Bite! Who'd'a thought a movie about a man whose hand turns into a snake could be so... cool? Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #90s #horror #SNAKETEMBER TWITTER/X: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagra...

This one we have been looking forward to for a long time! This 90s horror(?) slasher(?) thriller(?) cop procedural(?) may have the most tasteless title in SOV film history. But is the title better left to imagination or does ol’ Jabby come through with good old fashioned AIDS jabbings all over the city of angels? Adam, Joey, and Apocalypse go deep into the veins of L.A. AIDS Jabber! Presented by S...

Adam and Apocalypse are lucky enough to sit down (virtually) with animator Emily Brixey, known for her work on the latest Neil Breen film Cade: The tortured crossing. Emily tells us all about working with Neil, how she discovered Neil, and even laughs at some of Apocalypse’s jokes. WARNING: This episode contains spoilers for Cade: The tortured crossing!! If you are sensitive to spoilers and have n...

The boys are at it again this week, chopping their way through Troma's surprisingly straight played 1989 JAWS "Badaptation", BLADES. With special guest, Chris Giles in tow, we're weeding out the mess, revealing some fun bits & gore... and BITS of GORE. We riff our way into oblivion with this one! Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #lawn #lawncare #la...

It finally happened. We finally got to see the new Neil Breen movie in theaters! Join Adam, Joey, JP, Apocalypse and JD as they relive the experience. WARNING: This episode does contain spoilers for Cade: The tortured crossing. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE #NeilBreen TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviekings/ F...

REDHEAD RAGE! We suffer through FATAL FURY(1993) | EP77 A redheaded high school girl has had enough as she rages over all the drugs and murder and R-ing that’s going on amongst the students. She and a gang of of over masked vigilantes do their best to clean things up but things get a bit a messy…like really messy. To the point that this just isn’t fun anymore. Join us as Adam, Joey, and Justin try...

Welcome to the WASTELAND! Adam, Joey, JD & Apocalypse know Fred Williamson doesn't play. He's here to pop some heads and bed some broads. The POST APOCALYPTIC world never looked so, well... kinda, confusingly normal? Some sweet rides on display and BLOODY FUN ACTION with all the beautiful 80's BIG HAIR BOYS you can handle. Let's not forget all that HOT BUBBLE ACTION! Join us as...

We're getting wet and wild this week with a special (cold)hot tub edition of the Trash Movie Kings podcast! Adam, Joey, Justin, JD, Apocalypse and special guest Daren McMillionaire tub up to discuss NIGHT OF THE DEMON, one of the better Bigfoot movies you can watch. Rub a dub dub! Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRA...

Boardinghouse brings the blood and boobs as this half-giallo half-experimental cocaine party gives us near non-stop insanity. But is it too much? Find out if the purported first ever SOV (shot on video) horror film is worth its weight in salt…or drugs... Join us as Adam, Joey, JD and Apocalypse learn telekinesis powers for tubby time in this 1980s horror gem. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co....

BLOOD SQUIBS GALORE in this one, a shot-on-video crime thriller with absolutely zero star power! Join Adam, Joey, Apocalypse and JD as they break down 1987’s DANCE OR DIE and discuss SPIDER-MAN 3, a perfectly acceptable comic book movie. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviekings/ FA...

DADDY'S AWAY and the kids get ROWDY on the internet watching a WILD & HAIRY, larger than life QUEEN as Joey guides JP, JD, Apocalypse & Amy through the jungle in search of the elusive QUEEN KONG (1976)... and she's not happy about it! Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co .#TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashm...

Fred Olen May continues with DINOSAUR ISLAND from 1994. A very zany, consistently compelling, erotic comedy from the trash master. Michelle Bauer is here along with the typical lovable losers who crash land on an island full of babes…and beasts. Will they escape? Or will they get to live happily ever after surrounded by beautiful women and their satiating fruit baskets? Take a soak in the hot tub...

Fred Olen May continues as Fred Olen Ray borrows from Fred Olen Ray in THE PHANTOM EMPIRE. Adam, Justin, Apocalypse and Joey dive deep into the bowels of the Earth on this one. Take a gander! Also, get bingo cards to Bad Movie Bingo, live at Houston's RecRoom Arts June 3, 2023.  http://themonstercloset.tv/store/1-bingo-card-dauber-bad-movie-bingo-on-june-3rd Presented by Southern Star Brewing...

All we can say is... wow. FRED takes us on a ridiculous slasher romp on the set of a SCI-FI adult film set. A killer is on the loose, attacking one buxom leading lady after another, AND THERE'S NO SHORTAGE OF THEM because the creepy, old mogul producers keep trottin' more in! This movie is PURE, UNCUT FRED OLEN RAY. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #FREDOLENMAY #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE...

Woah, boy. Steven Seagal shows up and promptly sits down for this very by the numbers military movie that has so little to say that it accidentally does? Lots of guns and explosions and coded language and hey look its Rob Van Damn doing his thumb thing. COOL Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #FREDOLENMAY #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www...

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Jeffrey Combs, Troy Donahye and Martin Landau (!!) team up with Fred Olen Ray for this Knight Rider episode of a movie about a cybercycle under the protection of a Blonde Broad. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #FREDOLENMAY #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviekings/ FACEBOO...

Cynthia shows us how a beat down is done, 1996 style. Complete with high heels and cartoon sound effects and nonsensical story!  Join Adam, Joey, Justin, and Apocalypse as they explore the Mr. Skin website for the first time and watch a decent Cythia Rothrock erotic(ish) action movie as #marchialArtsMadness comes to a close. Thank you, women of trash! You’re all masters of karate and friendship. P...

Misery loves company, so join Adam, Joey, Justin, JD and friend-of-the-show Giles as we get through this excellent (?) flick about a woman who idolizes a television karate star and decides to take justice into her own hands when her friend (?) gets kidnapped (?) by a local drug ring (?) with its fingers in local politics (?) Who knows! Let’s figure it out together. Presented by Southern Star Brewi...

We're continuing Women's History month with a HIGH-KICKING, LEATHER-CLAD Sybil Danning droppin' some hot lead on a bunch of greasy 1980's baddies. The Panther Squad are truly the mad matrons of martial (March-ial) arts and they don't take too kindly to a bunch of CLEAN FREAK planet huggers trying to take down the U.S. SPACE PROGRAM and steal all the SPACE JEEPS! It's a dirt...

It's Women's History month and we are celebrating the mad matrons of martial (March-ial) arts! Bille, a real bad B, gets revenge on a car stealing r*pe gang with her stylish track suits, argyle shirts, Arby's lunches, and her FISTS (also, on occasion, a gun). Karen Mani stars in the performance of a lifetime.  At least hers...maybe not. We hope not? Everyone is a little meh on this except for...

The title tells you all you need to know. It's kids. It's aliens. They're vs. Adam, Joey and Apocalypse break down a fun trailer PLUS we hear more about Joey's weakness to Fantastic Fest/Mondo/Alamo Drafthouse marketing. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRAILERTRASH #TRASHMOVIE #BADMOVIE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviekings/ FACEB...

This Fat Tuesday's gonna get good n' bloody with some good ol' fashioned ritual sacrifice in this in this 1978 murder-fest!    This week... Adam, Joey, JP & JD get elbow deep in some human king cake straight from the giant chalice of HELL!  Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co.   #TRASHMOVIE  #HORRORMOVIE  TWITTER:  https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings  ...

There are hookers. There are chainsaws. And this is what happens in Hollywood babeeee! Adam, Joey, and Apocalypse Howl fall in love on Valentine’s Day with potential Mt Rushmore of TRASH candidate…FRED OLEN RAY and perhaps his magnum opus of bad (perfect) filmmaking. All this glory is loosely tied to some sort of detective noir and egyptian chainsaw cults? SURE. WHATEVER. IT’S GREAT. We also talk...

Holy hell! Fred Williamson is back and he's fighting five blind dudes? Sign us up! A quick reaction/rundown of the trailer for Blind Rage. Hopefully we'll watch and trash the full movie in the future. Presented by Southern Star Brewing Co. #TRASHMOVIE #TRAILERTRASH #MARCHTIALARTS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/trashmoviekings INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/trashmoviekings/ FACEBOOK: https://ww...