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Technical "issues" can not stop another great weekly episode of Too Noobs Talking! In the 127th edition, the guys discuss the U.S. government requesting all of its workers to remove TikTok on their phones within 30 days (why not now?), review a disturbing mitigation effort that was under consideration by the UK government involving domesticated cats and COVID, talk about whether the Ford Motor Com...

Another great episode of Too Noobs Talking is on tap as the guys discuss about whether "the daily grind" involving commuting to and from work is truly being missed, talk how horribly ChatGPT and AI is doing so far, openly wonder if a mystery sphere found at a beach in Japan is Mothra's egg or something else, and conclude the episode by helping NBA commissioner Adam Silver resolve "load management"...

With Steve on another hockey tournament trip, the "OGs" (original guys) Matt and John come at you with another great episode of Too Noobs Talking! In this week's episode, the dynamic duo talk about "Barely Minimum Mondays" and why that's a bad thing to consider, review the Department of Transportation's investigation of Neuralink (while looking the other way at East Palestine, Ohio), laugh at Oreo...

Another great episode of Too Noobs Talking has the guys talking (maybe lamenting?) over the Eagles' Super Bowl loss to the Chiefs but giving praise to Jalen Hurts for his remarkable performance, as well as discussing ideas to address credit card debt in the USA, laugh over some funny stories involving "Marty" and other tech "gone wild", and conclude the episode with giving out "Oscars" awards to t...

Another great episode of Too Noobs Talking is on tap with the guys giving their thoughts on the Eagles matchup against the Chiefs in Super Bowl 57, the fiasco of a Chinese "weather balloon" invading U.S. airspace with the Biden administration asleep at the switch, an experimental brain implant that allows people to use social media with their minds (yikes), and a "Seinfeld"-like bill in New Jersey...

The guys return for another great episode of Too Noobs, in which they talk about the recent mishandling practices of classified documents by U.S. government officials, discuss actor Alec Baldwin facing involuntary manslaughter charges over a gun accident, whether it's ethical or not (spoilers: it's the latter) on science's attempts to try and bring extinct animals back from the dead, and close the...

Another great Too Noobs Talking episode is on tap, as Steve returns from his son's tournament in Hershey from last week and promptly hacks up a hairball! After checking up on him, the guys talk about an amazing (and yes, a real) story involving a hacker explaining how easy it is to hack and broadcast through a decommissioned satellite, rant on how meteorologists talk about the weather (spoilers: i...

Another episode of "Two" Noobs Talking comes to your listening and viewing pleasure (well, maybe not viewing)! With Steve experiencing technical issues in "Pennsyl-tukcy" (aka Hershey, PA with his son's hockey tournament), the OGs (Matt and John) chat about the Biden administration mulling over banning gas stoves from the marketplace (?), John Tortorella's decision to remove iPads from the Philade...

Welcome to another impactful and thoughtful episode of Too Noobs Talking, where this week, the guys reflect and give love and respect to Buffalo Bills safety Damar Hamlin for suffering through (and ultimately, through miraculous intervention, survived) a cardiac arrest in Cincinnati during Monday Night Football. In addition, the guys conduct a thought experiment (from Steve) on whether or not the...

Welcome to another year of Too Noobs Talking! To kick off 2023, the guys talk about billionaire Charlie Munger lamenting over everybody's complaints over how difficult life is compared to the Great Depression, review a rare act of sportsmanship on the NHL rink (but wonder if this would be repeated in the Stanley Cup Final), discuss a highly controversial science experiment involving weather balloo...

To close out 2022, Too Noobs presents a "Best Of Show", highlighting all of their favorite topics discussed during this past year. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, everyone!

Another installment of Too Noobs comes at you with, as always, an interesting potpourri of topics! In this episode, John, Matt and Steve talk about the rise and crashing fall of FTX with the arrest of Sam Bankman-Fried, discuss a major scientific breakthrough in the field of nuclear fusion, review the NBA's latest changes to their annual player awards, and finish the episode by doing a Christmas m...

Another wild and crazy....well, maybe not THAT crazy....episode of Too Noobs Talking comes at you as we wind down 2022. In this episode, the guys poke fun at those now realizing that there are other viruses out there instead of COVID and the flu, provide a quite stunning defense of Facebook (more to be explained in the episode, trust us), talk about the dangers of young enthusiastic workers gettin...

The 114th edition of Too Noobs comes at you fast and furious like the Batmobile! In this episode, the guys talk about the government in China's (and rather stupid) "zero-COVID policy" that backfired with a tragic apartment fire, whether or not to make a purchase of the 1989 Batmobile (worth $1.5 million), discuss whether or not a $5 million lawsuit against Kraft mac & cheese is worth it (it's not)...

Another Too Noobs episode is on tap, and this one promises to be quite full, bizarre, weird and interesting (aren't they always?)! In this episode, the guys do a "after action review" of their Thanksgiving holiday while sharing some amazing caloric stats about the dinner itself, review a very strange news story involving a Colombian judge who found herself suspended, talk about some weird parasite...

Another Too Noobs Talking episode is on tap, but not without some controversy! In this episode, Matt "returns" from a "community guidelines violation" from the TikTok overloads and issues an "apology"...kinda. With that nonsense out of the way, the guys dive into the Artemis launch, a Starbucks strike that took place in more than 100 of their stores, discuss whether lab grown meat (yes, that is a...

Welcome to the 111th episode of Too Noobs! In this installment, the guys give their overall reactions and thoughts to the 2022 U.S. midterm election results, give practical and good advice on how to dispose of electronic waste, get creeped out over a world-first clinical trial involving blood grown in a laboratory, and create an all-time Phillies roster based on players from 1983 onwards.

The 110th edition of Too Noobs Talking, along with their terrific trio of hosts, bring another interesting potpourri of topics. In this episode, the guys talk about some Philly restaurants turning away catering orders for the Houston Astros during the World Series, Elon Musk's completed acquisition of Twitter and its fallout, the latest booster dose and a report stating its lowered immune protecti...

Get ready for another spook-tacular episode of Too Noobs Talking! In the 109th edition, the intrepid hosts take a look at the recent success of the 2022 MLB playoffs and the improbable Phillies run (while giving love to John Middleton for his terrific ownership), review a recent ruling by the New York Supreme Court ordering New York City to rehire and repay unvaccinated city workers, talk about co...

The terrific trio of John, Matt and Steve bring you another great episode (108th edition) of Too Noobs Talking! In this episode, the guys talk about Pfizer raising the price of their COVID vaccine after the US government's contract expires, discuss awful travel experiences with airlines, lament over the stupid political yard signs that pop up like the plague every year (as well as a disturbing cas...

We are Too Noobs Talking, and we approve of this message! In this 107th edition, the guys talk about NASA's successful DART test, a really creepy interview done between Steve Jobs (deceased) and Joe Rogan (alive) using artificial intelligence, a review over so-called "passive aggressive" emails and emojis, and conclude the episode with a quick NFL update.

John, Matt and Steve of Too Noobs Talking bring the 106th episodic edition to your viewing and listening pleasure! In this episode, the guys lament over the current state of the National.....Football League's product on the field after the Colts-Broncos Thursday night "game" from last week, discuss the recent (and alarming) electric car fires that have happened in Florida post-hurricane Ian, discu...

The terrific and talented trio of Too Noobs Talking come with another great episode! For the 105th edition, the guys talk about a secret 20 million user research project done by LinkedIn on the social media giant's "people you may know" algorithm, conduct a thought experiment on how to divide up a hypothetical 36-team NHL, give their 2022-23 season preview of the Philadelphia Flyers (spoilers: no...

The guys at Too Noobs come at you with the 104th episode, in which they chat about Oregon's student section's ridiculous reactions and speech against BYU, review the Lancet Commission's report on world governments' response to COVID, talk about the amazing science of doppelgängers, discuss the latest regarding solar panels catching on fire at Amazon's fulfillment centers, and conclude the episode...

Another wild, wacky and weird episode is on tab with Too Noobs Talking! In this episode, the guys discuss a recent Congressional hearing involving Twitter (what a shock!), the City of Philadelphia screwing up royally and harming a local brewery (no surprise), the Soviets planting a microwave emitter in the US Great Seal inside of the American Embassy in Moscow, review 5 wacky lawsuits filed agains...