Too Noobs Talking

The 152nd episode of Too Noobs have the guys talking about the crazy developments in the Michael Oher/Tuohy family conservatorship case, happily report on a resolution to the James Coates saga in Alberta, laugh over some tourism craziness, and wonder if the New York Knicks need to tighten their internal security protocols.

Another great episode of Too Noobs is on tap as the guys discuss the advent of price increases now hitting television streaming services, whether or not Hollywood is "getting it wrong" when it comes to popular movies like "Barbie", laugh at people engaging in....relations....in automated cars in San Francisco, and end the episode by voting on the best movie that was involved in...

Welcome to another milestone episode (the 150th edition) of Too Noobs Talking! This week, the guys talk about retail stores and airlines cutting back on offering perks and rewards (must be "Bidenomics" in action!), a New York woman who was recently fired from her job due to her lack of keyboard strokes and activity, whether or not American schools are going to do a 4 day school week, and...

In the 149th edition of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the Biden administration obsession with setting arbitrary figures, this time involving cars and miles per gallon (how about 58 MPG in 9 years?). In addition, John, Steve and Matt review a weird story about an underage alcohol server controversy in rural America, whether or not China is pulling another fast one with a bear resembling a man (or...

The 148th episode of Too Noobs Talking welcomes John back and talks about the potential science of room temperature superconductors, whether or not Elon Musk's plan to rebrand Twitter to "X" will work in the marketplace, discuss if biometric age verification is that necessary in bars, and conclude the episode with one of the more bizarre social media stories in recent memory involvin...

Welcome to the 147th episode of Too Noobs! With John on a training mission at work, Steve and Matt discuss three amazing stories - first, the guys talk about the French government's overreach of power when it comes to securing its people, wonder if the SAG and writers' strike in Hollywood will end "Big Entertainment" as we know it, laugh at a stupid TikTok trend involving continu...

Welcome to the 146th consecutive episode of Too Noobs, as the guys discuss whether or not the "passive aggressive" "thumbs-up" emoji is really a contract in a recent case in Canada. Later, the guys shake their heads over a foolish CEO praising AI while eliminating 90% of his workforce, whether the "Stop Except Right Turn" is truly annoying while driving, and review th...

In the 140...5th episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the recent coke found at the White House (forgetting the whole "cola" part) and discuss a particular issue with the new "Threads" app that is a little screwy to your own data (thanks Zuckerberg). In the latter part, the guys debate if they really want to take out a 3rd mortgage to purchase a recently FAA-approved flying...

With Steve on a well deserved vacation, Matt and John bring the 144th episode of Too Noobs with critiques of Eric Adams (re: the city's department of "environmental protection" new order for pizzerias to ditch wood and coal pizzerias) and CDC's Dr. Rochelle Walensky's warning for the U.S. health system to upgrade from outdated fax machines (we kid you not). Then, the guys tal...

The 143rd episode of Too Noobs Talking takes a look at a controversial "takeout fee" that is being experimented at Buffalo Wild Wings (for the summer only....), discusses the lack of officials at youth and amateur sports games in the Philly area, wonder if life back in the 80s and 90s is better than being in the internet age, and "Flash" back to see what movie character they wo...

In the 142nd episode of Too Noobs Talking, John and Steve perform a "state of the union address" of all of the Philadelphia sports teams...well, the 4 major ones...not the Union. The good, bad, and ugly are all talked about - we hope you enjoy! Go Birds !!!!

In this illustrative episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a recent lawsuit filed by one neighbor against another for overusing medical weed, whether or not "passkeys" will replace passwords on the internet, debate whether or not a recent government whistleblower has credibility over supposedly recent UFO sightings, and wonder if a "double-decker" seating arrangement in an air...

In the 140th (a big number indeed) lighthearted episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about their dining experiences so far post-pandemic, laugh at yet another lawyer making horrendous mistakes with ChatGPT, wonder if a New Zealand airline company conducting a "survey" by weighing its passengers (hidden fees, anyone?), and conclude the episode by nominating its first foreign government off...

In this weekly episodic episode of Too Noobs Talking, the guys debate whether or not it's ethical to have the "manifesto" of a lunatic mass shooter released to the public (spoilers: the hosts don't think it's a good idea), laugh at Ford Motor's mis-step over removing AM radios from their 2023 fleet of cars, openly wonder why a doctor wants to actively disprove the mystery...

Like "Taco Tuesday", you can't turn down another great episode of Too Noobs Talking! In this episode, the guys do an appropriate "post mortem" (yeah, it's that bad) about the Philadelphia 76ers' season and their difficult hurdle of getting past the second round of the playoffs. The guys also discuss a recent Supreme Court decision involving social media's impact...

In this latest weekly episode of Too Noobs, the guys react to the surprising (yet fantastic) news of Keith Jones and Danny Briere becoming the president of hockey ops and the new GM of the Flyers (respectively), laugh over the demise of the "Metaverse", wonder whether or not AI will be fully implemented at Wendy's, and offer career advice on how to deal with a toxic boss.

Unlike the Boston Bruins choking away a 3-1 series lead, you can always count on Too Noobs Talking to deliver in the clutch! In this episode, the guys welcome John back from his bye week and talk about a rare (yet skeptical) bi-partisan bill put forth by AOC and Matt Gaetz to eliminate insider trading in Congress, praise Snoop Dogg as part of an investment group looking to purchase the Ottawa Sena...

With John on a much needed vacation, the 135th edition of Too Noobs makes history as Steve and Matt meet up in the same studio! In this episode, the guys talk about the recent firings of Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon and try to figure out where the media goes from here, review a recent North Carolina state senate bill that bans participation trophies, talk about if spending $132,000 to have lunch i...

Another weekly episode of Too Noobs Talking comes at you like a square wheeled bicycle - odd, strange and genuinely awesome! In this episode, the guys talk about the lack of leadership (along with not "reading the room" rightly) exhibited by a CEO in Utah, whether or not leaf-blowers should now be banned in favor of electric ones, amaze over a square-wheeled bicycle, and conclude the epi...

The terrific trio of John, Steve and Matt return to definitely put the "odd" (?) back into podcasting with the 133rd weekly edition of Too Noobs! In this episode, the guys think back on Steve's rant in November 2022 about car headlights being too bright and find an article where the headlights are being petitioned! In other musings, the guys discuss Phillies pitcher Matt Strahm's...

The guys return with another great episode of Too Noobs Talking, in which they discuss the startling decline of Americans not going on vacation in the last few years, review and (shockingly) agree with the Biden administration taking on hidden/"junk" fees in the airline industry, discuss (and shudder) over a major data breach at Samsung involving ChatGPT, and conclude the episode with a...

The 131st weekly edition of Too Noobs Talking has the guys talking about who actually owns the moon (seriously, have you ever thought about it?), openly asks why U.S. cities don't seem to have an adequate supply of restrooms, secretly pine (and maybe root) for the return of Blockbuster video rental stores to return, and close out the episode with a sports movie fantasy draft.

The 130th episode of Too Noobs comes in blazing like a hotdog fired out of a cannon by the Phillie Phanatic (per Steve)! In this episode, the guys talk about the success of the World Baseball Classic (and do a proper SMH on Keith Olbermann's "hot take" on the tournament), discuss remote work's impact post pandemic and suggest ways to combat loneliness, openly wonder if there is a...

The guys return for another great episode of Too Noobs with Steve (!) taking the reigns as host! In this episode, the guys discuss more COVID fallout by discussing two separate articles involving "corruption behind the virus" (John's awesome quote), one dealing with scientists worrying that "gain of function" research would be banned if the COVID "lab leak" theory...

Another great weekly episode of Too Noobs Talking is on tap this week, as the guys talk about WWE's attempt to legalize gambling on its high profile matches, praise Charles Barkley for correctly diagnosing Kendrick Perkins' foolish comments as having "ESPN disease", wonder if the asteroid "2046 DW" will arrive at Earth on Valentine's Day, 2046, and conclude the episode on a slightly down note lame...