Too Noobs Talking

With John on a well deserved vacation, Matt and Steve present a tech heavy episode of Too Noobs Talking! In this week's episode, Google gets judged (rightly) for violating anti-trust laws and setting up a monopoly as the default search engine by a US District judge, Logitech may push for a "forever" mouse billed by subscription (yikes) and AI might be coming to a dentist's chair...

In this weekly episode of Too Noobs Talking, the guys have an encouraging piece of news involving Navy SEAL officers getting their day in court over the "Fauci-ouchie". Then, Ford Motor attempts another curious patent involving cameras and catching speeding motorists on American roadways, a teenager causes and films a train derailment for....reasons...and finally, the guys talk about som...

It's the "bicentennial" episode of Too Noobs Talking! For this momental episode, the guys talk about the current state of the Democratic party after President Biden stepped down from running for re-election. Then, a "Jam It In There" segment involving the airline industry, food shortages at the Olympic Games in Paris, and the guys digitally fight each other in a triple thre...

In this 200th episode-eve of Too Noobs, the guys talk about Elon Musk's decision to move the HQ offices of both X and SpaceX from California to Texas in lieu of Governor Newsom's controversial school bill involving "gender affirming care". Then, a wind turbine blade breaks off near the Nantucket coast, NASA considers space suits for its astronauts that may recycle urine into pota...

In the 198th edition of Too Noobs, the hosts give a great big pat on the back and complement the leadership of WURD radio station in Philadelphia for standing on First Amendment principles regarding a recent interview with President Biden. Then, general foolishness and bewwwwwbery is a foot, as the guys "Jam It In There" with 3 administrative state tomfoolery. Finally, Matt presents &quo...

In the 197th episode of Too Noobs, Michael Rooker and Morgan Freeman rail against TikTok for causing cinema audiences to have short attention spans and for allowing an AI-deepfake impersonation video to be posted, respectively. Then, the guys debate whether or not cyclists should follow all traffic laws in Pennsylvania instead of rolling through stop signs, and it's Matt against Steve once aga...

With Steve on vacation, John and Matt bring the 196th edition of Too Noobs by talking about the darkness of social media and how to avoid the pitfalls using it. Then, the FDA slaps Bimbo Bakeries with a warning to the company to correct its allergy labels, and 40% of electric vehicles owners now want to switch back to gas-powered cars. Finally, John and Matt tag team to talk about the pro wrestlin...

In this week's episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk over U.S. Surgeon General Vivek Murthy's suggestion to put warning labels on social media to help improve the mental health of kids and youth adults. Then, Stonehenge in the UK gets defaced by morons, the guys wonder if they feel 10 years older than they actually are (?), and conclude the episode by looking back and remembering some of the...

In the 194th edition of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a bizarre request from the Paris Olympic Committee involving units with 12,000 BTUs of raw cooling power! Then, more silliness in the world of business as Coldstone Creamery faces a class action law suit and Wells Fargo fires 12 "mouse jigglers" and Harvard goes all "National Enquirer" involving aliens. Finally, the guys put t...

In this weekly episodic video of Too Noobs, the guys laugh over the state government of California's recent attempt to tax electric vehicle owners after cutting off internal combustion engine revenue streams. Then, retailers TJ Maxx & Marshall's have their workers wear body cameras to help catch shoplifters, Steve shares some hot dog cooking tips with July 4th around the corner, and fi...

In this weekly episode of Too Noobs, the guys tackle a few "law and order" themed stories - first, two unlikely allies in the NRA & ACLU score a unanimous Supreme Court decision! Then, New Jersey shore city mayors declare state of emergencies from the Memorial Day holiday due to unruly teenagers, and a curious Louisiana state law that arbitrarily sets a 25 foot gap between cops and o...

In the 191st edition of Too Noobs, the guys review a recent Illinois state House bill that reclassifies offenders of the law as "justice impacted individuals" (and wonder why Illinois legislatures have lost their minds). Then, millennials might be taking "quiet vacations" by not telling their bosses (?), Live Nation gets sued by the DOJ (much to John's delight), and it'...

In this episode of Too Noobs, the guys find yet another article on electric vehicle problems, as some passengers are being diagnosed with motion sickness. Then, McDonalds attempts to lower prices due to inflation but only "for a limited time", an artificial intelligence robot gives a commencement speech, and finally the guys complete a tournament to determine who was the worst Philadelph...

In the 189th edition of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a recent article that highlights a troubling trend of kids skipping schools on Friday for "mental health days" in the UK. Then, the "Jam It In There" segment returns highlighting some weird trials & tribulations in the airline industry, a brutal review of the Philadelphia 76ers season (yet again), and misery loves company...

In this wild and wooly episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the recent chaos over the protests happening at many of the Ivy League colleges and universities of "higher learning" over the Israel & Hamas conflict. Then, Wally the alligator has gone missing in Georgia, a Pennsylvania state resident gets socked with a $34 billion state tax bill, and John determines if Steve & Ma...

In this episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about Donald Trump's legal team giving oral arguments at the U.S. Supreme Court on whether a president has absolute legal immunity (yikes!). Then, the U.S. airline industry gets gut-punched as the Department of Transportation requires automatic refunds for cancelled flights, San Francisco's light rail system uses 1980s floppy disks to run their s...

In this episode of Too Noobs, the terrific trio of hosts discuss the not so shocking story of NPR having a lack of "diverse opinions" in their newsroom, Jontay Porter gets banned for life from the NBA and the "supposed controversy" over Caitlin Clark's new annual salary for the WNBA. Then, the Flyers 2023-24 season gets reviewed, and another tournament is worked through as...

In this weekly episode of Too Noobs, the guys reminisce on O.J. Simpson's bizarre and tragic life, including his murder and civil trials, and how the U.S. media changed its reporting after the trials were over. Then, a little baseball talk - is the pitch clock at fault for so many pitcher injuries, or is something else causing these injuries to happen? Finally, the "jam it in there"...

In this episode of Too Noobs, a former surgeon general gets a dose (no pun intended) of reality after an overnight stay in the hospital and the state California be dummin' with a preposterous and artificial cost of living increase to their minimum wage. Then, the "Jam it in There" segment returns with 3 space-related stories, and Matt and Steve continue their rivalry by playing &quot...

In the 183rd weekly edition of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the troubling aspect of sports gambling involving NCAA athletes. Then, the Pennsylvania State House votes on Hershey's Kisses to be the first state candy in the nation, the NFL owners pass two new rules for the 2024 season, and John provides a fun surprise to Steve and Matt in the form of a single elimination tournament to determine...

In this newly minted episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk over the Justice Department's lawsuit against Apple for illegally attempting to monopolize the smartphone market. Then, tragedy from the NHL world as former enforcer Chris Simon commits suicide with CTE likely the cause. On a lighter note to close the episode, the hosts attempt to predict the 2024 Philadelphia Phillies season, and Matt l...

In this scandalous episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the U.S. House's efforts to ban TikTok nationwide due to ongoing security and data privacy concerns. Then, Boeing airplanes: What the hell?, an AI robot in Saudi Arabia commits sexual harassment to a female reporter at a convention, and Steve's brain teasers confuse and confound Matt and John (in a good way!).

In the 180th iteration of Too Noobs, the guys discuss the recent propositions listed on the ballot in San Francisco to help the city recover from its excrement epidemic - some hope on the horizon? Then, the guys question the NFL's decision making in not moving the Dolphins-Chiefs playoff game as some KC fans are still suffering frostbite, give thanks and remember Chris Mortensen and Jason Kelc...

In this week's episode of Too Noobs, the guys review and discuss a recent poll that showed 33% of Americans thinking that the 1st Amendment goes "too far" and that certain speech should be stopped. Then, a mom loses her disability claim after participating in a Christmas tree tossing competition, the Phillies toss out their beloved "Dollar Dog Night" promotion, and the guys...

In this feature length episode of Too Noobs, the guys laugh over Google Gemini's trials & tribulations of displaying "woke" tendencies with its image search engine. Then, a teen prankster in Australia gets justice served to him (not before he cries foul), the all-star games in the 4 major American sports leagues all get the "Too Noobs fixed!" treatment, and the NHL Stad...