Too Noobs Talking

In this week's episode of Too Noobs (with Steve out coaching hockey this week), the original hosts of John and Matt discuss recent comments made by Flyers head coach John Tortorella wondering about the current "dumb" mindset of the young NHL players. Then, adaptive driving beam headlights for cars could help improve driving at night (but why is the US government slow to react to this...

In this 176th edition of Too Noobs, the guys rightly skewer and destroy the writers of Deadspin for being racist bullies after their company is being sued for defaming a 9-year-old kid wearing Native American garb at a Kansas City Chiefs game in November. Then, the hosts talk over a bizarre story of a corporate finance worker issuing $25 million to someone deepfaking as their CFO via video-confere...

In yet another crazy and fun episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss the recent bumbling and stumbling by President Biden over the southern border, then blitz through three articles on the trials & tribulations of electric vehicles so far this winter. Then, a pigeon gets detained in India for being suspected of espionage.... (no words).... and conclude the episode on answering some Super Bowl t...

In this newly minted weekly episode of Too Noobs, Steve and Matt discuss an astonishing case involving the 9th "Circus" Court calling out the FBI over violating the 4th Amendment. Then, the horrible 2023-24 winter season continues for electric vehicles, PETA wants to ditch Groundhog Day with a giant gold coin (huh?), and finally, Steve and Matt offer some advice on how we can improve our...

In this (admittedly) downer of an episode of Too Noobs, the guys lament over a lost 2023 Philadelphia Eagles season and think over ways how the football team can bounce back in 2024. Then, electric vehicles have a devil of a time getting start in the cold this winter, the feds decide to make another dumb move getting rid of road signs that make you laugh, and conclude the episode by offering some...

In this newly minted episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss and react to the Flyers' shocking trade of Cutter Gauthier, laugh over once-proud ESPN and their pathetic attempts to win Emmy awards, seriously wonder over a very odd sighting of a 10 foot....thing....in Brazil....and then conclude by conducting a think piece on truth telling vs. lying in the culture

For the 171st episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a trio of "people being dumb and silly" stories involving a curious lawsuit lobbed at Hersheys, NYC being NYC on New Years Eve, and Michiganders memorializing a pothole. Then, an interesting story involving glow-in-the-dark road markings have the guys wondering why this hasn't been released in the US. Finally, a scientist theorizes...

Welcome to the start of a new year with Too Noobs! In this inaugural episode for 2024, the guys review the latest political insanity over the "Orange Man" and the 14th Amendment, wonder if Chick-fil-A will open on Sundays in the state of New York, worry over Californians having to resort to drinking toilet water, and finally (to save Matt's sanity) discuss changes they would make to...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Too Noobs Talking! For our final episode of the year, the guys gathered together all of the crazy stories & takes from 2023. Enjoy, and we look forward to 2024 with all of you!

Behold the final full episode of Too Noobs for 2023! In this episode, the hosts talk about UK Prime Minister Sunak's astonishing and truthful testimony, a sports themed "Jam It In There" segment on Shohei Ohtani's contract, Florida State getting booted from the College Football Playoff, and Patrick Mahomes' "heel turn". Then, the guys turn to another "weird fil...

For this "apocalypse inducing" episode of Too Noobs, the guys review an article from the NTSB calling for intelligence speed assistance technology to reduce speed in new cars along with the recent span of thefts to Canada Goose brand jackets in Washington DC. Then, hopes are raised when a judge in Parma issues a terrific sentence to a "Karen" who lost her mind at a Chipotle res...

In this week's episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the ongoing Meta lawsuit by discussing a recently unsealed court document that sheds a (wonderfully) horrible light on the company. Then, "fake news" takes on a whole new meaning at Sports Illustrated, beavers have a go at munching on DC's prized cherry trees, and does John advocate for self-checkout lines to be installed e...

Welcome to the 165th edition of Too Noobs! In this episode, the guys dive in to the "leftovers" from the Thanksgiving holiday by discussing director Christopher Nolan and Guillermo del Toro's recent comments on saving physical copies of movies, and debate if the WHO can combat loneliness (ha). Then, the gents offer practical tips on how to avoid trips to the ER during the holiday sea...

Happy Thanksgiving to all of our listeners to Too Noobs! In this episode (while John continues his "magical work tour"), Steve and Matt talk about a very bizarre story involving Volkswagen's customer service department and a kidnapping (yikes), and react over former NFL sideline reporter Charrisa Thompson's claim that she made up stories after halftime, along with Joe Burrow'...

With John out on a work-related tour in North Carolina, Steve and Matt guide you through another great episode of Too Noobs! For starters, the guys talk about the UK Parliament debating a potential ban of cigarettes by raising the legal smoking age for one year every year starting at kids aged 14 and under. Then, are the "Swifties" taking over the NFL because the NFL wants more of a mix...

In this "baseball season complete" episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a recent Live Science article about solar cycle modeling misfires (no pun intended), review over the latest trade and player controversies involving the NHL's Ottawa Senators, worry over Gritty's safety handling Wally the "emotional support" alligator (among other wild animals), and conclude debat...

For the 161st edition of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a huge lawsuit filed by 42 states against Meta for harming childrens' mental health, discuss the implications of the Federal Reserve lowering debit card swipe fees, debate over whether Roblox's CEO has it right by requiring his office staff to return to the workplace, and "Jam It In There" with 3 separate stories about the airl...

Happy Halloween from Too Noobs Talking! In this "spooky" episode, the guys talk about the NIH cutting back on gain of function research (to no one's "horror"), the state of ambition and drive in 2023 has some surprising results in a recent SoFi survey, which tourist traps to avoid, and finally do another movie draft (this time horror themed).

Happy anniversary to Too Noobs! In this awesome episode, the guys celebrate and thank our loyal fans for creating 3 years of Too Noobs episodes, then discuss the added cost of coming back into the office (think gas, lunch, breakfast, etc) and wonder if there's validity in a recent report on Zoom's affect on self-esteem. Finally, the guys talk about a recent Bigfoot sighting (much to Matt&#...

In the 158th weekly episodic edition of Too Noobs Talking, the guys discuss the NSA building an artificial intelligence security center (terminators aren't coming, remember), mourn over the loss of pandas returning to China, "Jam It In There" with 3 very different space stories, and conclude by predicting how well the Philadelphia Flyers will do in the upcoming 2023-24 season.

Welcome to another great episode of Too Noobs! For this week, the guys talk about the recent rash of thefts in major U.S. cities, the concern about China's disinformation campaigns, a 5-foot "emotional support" alligator being denied entry into Citizens Bank Park, and a special sports-themed "Jam It In There" segment.

This week's episode of Too Noobs Talking have the guys dissecting a recent "foot-in-mouth" comment from another CEO in Australia involving the economy, along with a controversial request from the Mutter museum's head in Philadelphia. After that, the guys talk about Tesla's blatant false advertising of their electric vehicles, and conclude by finding out which is the best spor...

For the 155th weekly episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss the Biden administration and the Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (....ha) being found to have likely violated the 1st amendment by attempting to manipulate social media companies with their brand of messaging. Next, the guys review Barstool Sports and their burner phone account activity. Finally, a new segment is introduced t...

In this "law & order" episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss the fiasco of Danelo Cavalcante's prison escape (good news, though: he has been captured on 9/13/23), talk about artificial intelligence being used to create foraging books with some potentially deadly consequences, wonder if it's wise to burrow a hole at the Great Wall of China to get to your workplace (spoilers: n...

The 153rd iconic edition of Too Noobs have the guys discussing a ridiculous request by the "Media & Democracy Project" to remove the FCC license from Philadelphia TV station WTXF Fox-29, talk about Biden's "alcohol czar" potentially recommending two drinks per week for men & women for 2025, laugh at a Watusi bull riding shotgun in a car near Nebraska, and humbly sub...