Too Noobs Talking

Another great episode of Too Noobs Talking comes at you like a DeLorean driving at 88 mph with a flux capacitor! In this episode, the guys discuss another electrical grid issue in Colorado with 22,000 customers having their smart thermostats shut off to "conserve power" during a heat wave, celebrate the MTA in New York display a "You Do You" promotional ad involving masks, talk about Nirvana winni...

Class is in session for episode 101 of Too Noobs! In this episode, your "professors", aka John, Matt and Steve, chat about the state of California's ridiculous and arbitrary mandate on the auto industry for only selling electric cars by 2035, as well as a bizarre and weird story of a guy stealing home run balls from fans, Elon Musk & T-Mobile partnering to improve cell phone service in traditional...

John, Matt and Steve come at you with the 100th edition of Too Noobs Talking! In this episode, the guys complete the "Wells Fargo Center" region of the Too Noobs Best Philadelphia Tournament, then work their way through the Elite 8 and Final 4 to crown the Best Philadelphia Athlete in the last 40 years. Most importantly, thank you to all of our fans - listeners and watchers - who have supported us...

Like the "Great One", Too Noobs isn't afraid to take 100% of their shots! With Steve returning from his well deserved vacation, the guys focus on the current student loan mess in the United States, heap rare praise on Rob Manfred (well, not really) and the MLB for their upcoming 2023 regular season schedule, discuss why the Tanzanian government in Africa have lost their minds placing wifi on Mount...

With Steve on a well-deserved vacation, the original Two Noobs’ hosts come at you like a blistering ace serve! In this episode, John and Matt talk about John McEnroe’s comments about Novak Djokovic being potentially barred from participating in the 2022 US Open men’s tennis tournament due to COVID restrictions, express some optimism about the CDC (ha) attempting to reform itself post-COVID, discus...

The guys return for the 97th rendition of Too Noobs talking about a hilarious bot created by Facebook that....bashes Facebook....but also talk about a recent trend by some companies that require its workers to take vacations, along with sharing a public service announcements about the wild, a return of the infamous (?) "Fab 5 Update", and finish with a short tournament on weird sounding flavored c...

Like a spicy chicken sandwich, the 96th edition of Too Noobs is coming in hot! In this episode, the guys talk about the possible start of a third political party in the American experiment, discuss the pros and cons about the future of nuclear power, offer sage advice to Google and Facebook to address slackers at their workplaces, and continue the Too Noobs Best Philadelphia Athlete tournament wit...

Brace yourselves for another great episode of Too Noobs! In the 95th installment, the guys discuss a current lawsuit between Penn State University and Vintage Sports over trademark infringement, talk about whether or not workdays could go from 8 hours to 6 hours to improve workforce morale (spoilers: it won't), review a recent AAA motor study in which nearly 50% of drivers admit to using impairmen...

Another fantastic episode of Too Noobs Talking is ready to take off...literally! While avoiding micrometeoroids, the guys talk about the media's childish insinuations in attempting to guilt sports athletes into taking the vax, discuss the return of Toys 'R' Us (you read right!), share some science news on the James Webb space telescope, and conclude the episode with the 6th regional bracket of the...

Brace yourselves for an explosive, yet lighthearted, episode of Too Noobs! The 93rd edition has the guys ranting over the so-called "aggressive re-tool" moves made by the Flyers during the 2022 offseason, but then also chat about the Elon Musk/Twitter deal going south, the possibility of "space bubbles" to combat global warming on Earth, whether or not a store can take you to court over stealing i...

The guys come at you with another great episode of Too Noobs that has a sports-related theme in it....but not what you might think! In this episode, Steve, John and Matt talk about Phil Mushnick's silly argument about the NHL playoffs and the Blue Jays celebrating a meaningless home run, Rob Manfred's foolish decision to put Father's Day baseball games on streaming services, Flyers goalie Ivan Fed...

The guys return for another great episode of Too Noobs by reviewing another Franklin & Marshall College poll taken before the PA primary elections in May 2022, talk about who will come to replace Seth Joyner's chair from Eagles Pre and Post Game Live shows on NBC Philly, discuss a terrific example of media misinformation (while trying to bring Steve back from the ledge at the same time), and shake...

Matt returns from vacation and joins Steve and John for the 90th edition of Too Noobs, in which the guys tackle and discuss ways to lower gas prices, review the new Eagles wordmark (spoilers: it doesn't go over well), talk about how science news sucks due to misinformation, figure out who comes out of the "PCOM" bracket of the Too Noobs Best Philly Athlete tournament, and end with an awe-inspiring...

With Matt on vacation, John and Steve rev up Episode 89 by discussing a New York Ranger fan's abhorrent sucker punch of a Tampa Bay Lightning fan, how the new boss at CNN is making positive changes at the network, a sighting of a wolf-man near the Amarillo Zoo, and Google putting an employee on leave for reporting that one of its AI programs has become sentient. Plus, they give you a bonus segment...

Matt, John and Steve return for the 88th edition of Too Noobs with a look back on Eric Lindros' career in Philadelphia, talk about whether or not the new "Defy" fast food system will work (or not), review the Flyers recent head coaching search, and continue the Best Philadelphia Athlete tournament with a look at the Flyers bracket and the "Spectrum" region.

Steve, John and Matt return for the 82nd rendition of Too Noobs and discuss Elon Musk's recent order to his employees to return to full time work in their office locations, Rebekah Jones' failed attempts at claims of COVID data manipulation in the state of Florida, a review of the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial, and finish with a fun random-based tournament on the Philadelphia Flyers uniforms over...

The guys return for another great episode of Too Noobs Talking, with a discussion on Florida's social media law (originally banishing social media companies) being overturned due to First Amendment violations, talk about the Milky Way galaxy growing further way from other galaxies in the universe, laugh over two crazy stories involving Oreo & Ritz coming together (literally) along with the launch...

The guys return for the 85th episode of Too Noobs by discussing Florida governor Ron DeSantis's curious signing of a bill that bans protests outside private homes, whether pets should be allowed back into the office as a way to entice workers to return to the office, review the implications of Americans spending $125 billion in sports wagering in the last 4 years, and talk (ok, laugh) about two em...

John, Matt and Steve return for the 84th edition of Too Noobs by providing Philly love to Ray Didinger's sports writing and broadcasting career, review recent news of Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter due to spam account findings (along with Snoop Dogg's "attempt" to buy the tech giant?), look at and comment on the photos of the black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy, and officially kic...

John, Matt and Steve return for another episode of Too Noobs where they discuss the CDC practicing more corruption and creepiness on tracking people's whereabouts on cell phones during the pandemic, talk about the impact the "Great Resignation" has had on the business world, do a quick Godzilla tournament hosted by super-fan Steve, share an announcement about an upcoming tournament, review the Eag...

In the 82nd installment of Too Noobs, the guys talk about Elon Musk's $43 billion purchase of Twitter, share and agree with the NBA on TNT greats regarding Ben Simmons quitting on the Nets in the playoffs, give awards to great hockey players in the movies, and talk about what's trending on Twitter.

Back on its regular schedule (somewhat), John, Matt and Steve return with another great episode of Too Noobs. In this episode, the guys talk about the Trump-appointed Florida judge who overturned the CDC mask mandate for the U.S. transportation industry, a warning issued from Oxford University to NASA to stop broadcasting into space where Earth is, Netflix and CNN+ crashing and burning spectacular...

After experiencing some technical difficulties over the past week, the guys return for another great episode of Too Noobs by discussing a recent Axios poll in which Americans no longer consider COVID a huge issue, play the role of the NHL department of player safety by offering their take on recent hits, talk about some recent tech advancements in the USFL and MLB, review Alec Bohm's recent apolog...

John, Matt and Steve return for another weekly episode of Too Noobs, in which they discuss the latest pathetic attempt from the CDC to "reform" itself in the wake of multiple mishandles of the pandemic, talk about some really weird tech news, chat about Elon Musk becoming a majority shareholder at Twitter, react to Dwayne Haskins' tragic passing yet end with another excellent happy segment.

The guys return for another great episode, in which they talk about the "work" that took place between Will Smith and Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars, discuss the NFL requiring its teams to hire either a minority or female offensive coach starting in 2022, provide a humble prognostication of the 2022 season for the Phillies, conclude the 4 week Too Noobs Tournament and offer an inspirational "Happy...