The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

Putin on the fritz? World War 3 to top off the virus? Is this the world we gotta live in? If we have learned anything this week it is that the Ukrainian people are hardcore and they are not to be f*cked with. Heroiam slava! Not a lot of other news, so you can assume this is a Ukraine heavy show. Vida Ukraina! We have taken a side, it's the Worstcase........

OK, so that Andrew guy definitely did it, right? The royal people don't cough up cheddar for nothing, so he did what she said, right? Then the french dude dies the same way as old ringleader right after him? I'm honestly afraid to describe anything we talk about anymore after all the Rogan stuff and Spotify rule changes going on. Let's just say we talk about some dumb funny stuff cuz it's the wors...

There is a person somewhere near Washington DC in an unmarked warehouse wearing a lab coat and googles while looking over a table covered in ripped up pieces of paper mixed with Donald Trump's poop. This person is being paid to jigsaw back together government documents that Mr. Trump tore up and flushed down the toilet in the Oval Office. He also pooped there. This person has to separate these two...

Joe Rogan had a bad week. I'm still gonna say Joe Rogan loves Neil Young just to get this to appear in more searches. I could also say Russia Ukraine Trump Covid Beiber Spiderman. These are popular things that get tagged and talked about. Will we talk about that stuff on this show? No, we will not, but you are already here so just listen and give us a good rating, it's the Worstcase.....

Tucker Carlson is mad that M&Ms won't slide into his DMs. He wanna bang the green one, or rather, he did before she switched her high heel boots into comfortable shoes. Trump admitted to insurrection and Madison Crawfish has to prove he didn't. These republicans may be crazy fascists, but they are still people, so let's hope they get better, it's the Worstcase.....

So, it's a new year and Russia is acting up on the Ukraine's border. I'm not sure how this effects us but maybe it will make the algorithm think we're up on current events. You hear about those fake electors? Those folks better get real jail time on that, and bring old Rudy with 'em. Trump lost, that was the Bestcase.......

It's a new season! The 300th Episode! and speaking of seasons, winter is coming. It came all over our yards and roads and so we're doing a zoom show again. The sound is crap but we're pushin through. This week we learn how covid can makes your penis smaller. Ya, like you could lose up to like an inch and a half of your man-stuff. Welcome to 2022 people, it's the worstcase.....

OK, it's a brand new year! 2022 has begun! the double-duece! Don't feel much different yet. We spend the first chunk of this show discussing Jizzleane Maxwell and her future. If I say Maxwell's silver Hammer will a Beatle's fan find this podcast by mistake and become a fan? Is society to blame? Does anybody care? Will we find new stuff to talk about this year? Is the the finale episode of season 2...

The year is almost over. We have lived through 2 years of covid and 4 years of Trump. Things aren't getting better as far as any of us can tell. The world just hasn't been very funny and our job is to tell jokes about it. Ya ya, I know, first world problems right? White people complaining about how the pandemic isn't funny enough. This is the world we now share. Let's make fun of it together, it's...

So, yes, this is an episode. There is talking sandwiched in between an intro and an outro. It exists. Otherwise I don't got a lot to say about it. Is it funny? I guess that would depend on how your sense of humor works now wouldn't it? Ya, we got jokes and anecdotes and stuff, but are they entertaining? There is only one way to find out, it's the worstcase........

Ok, so lets start with me apologizing for getting a bit heated during the podcast. I may have raised my voice. I could have said some things that maybe I shouldn't have said. I perhaps went up a few octaves here and there. It wasn't my best moment, and we may have forgotten to cover many of the stories we researched. There was one story about a British man that got a WWII era munition lodged in hi...

There's a new covid! Run! Winter is coming!!!!!! The Christmas music is jingling down the road to fill our ears with holiday joy. What do you think Malcom X's mutant power was? Is he related to Professor X? Where there 9 other Malcoms that went before him? Is it racial appropriation if a white guy is good at beatboxing? Who is winning the war on Christmas? Who is this wonderful special guest? Let'...

Are you too dumb to drain pasta? Do you have troublesome stains? Do you need a robe that you wear backwards? Do people buy these things they see advertised on late night cable? Do people still have cable tv? Do people in Afghanistan watch TV dramas and will they watch them without ladies? What is going on ith this stupid world? We don't know, but we will make fun of it. It's the worstcase.....

Steve Bannon got indicted. That is a fun sentence to say. I'm sure he won't do hard time, but it's still a win. Ted Cruz is trying to cancel Big Bird, but there is not an actual human that will take his side in this one. Gizlean Maxwell is still in jail and apparently she don't like 'dem apples. Is she gonna get a suicide visit? Who knows? It's the Worstcase........

So, Astroworld. That happened. In an era where you should be avoiding gathering in crowds, many people in Texas decided to be a crowd and look what happened. Was it a satanic sacrifice for music industry cult peoples? Probably not, but the internet will say it was anyways. Was it some kind of opioid false flag? A glitch in the matrix? Was it just dummies rushing to see a Canadian rapper? Is it too...

Facebook is going Meta and wants to turn you into the Lawnmower Man. Egyptian authorities have detained an A.I. that makes art so that they could question it. To be perfectly honest I think the simulation is starting to make fun of us. Rich people don't want to pay taxes and pretty sure they won't have to. Welcome to the matrix, it's the Worstcase.... (music after episode by Orwell Crossword)

Hey man, you still got those "green shirts" for sale? You know, the "green" ones? I need a big one, can I come through? The 1990s gave us many transparent code phrases when it came to procuring drugs. We really thought we could outsmart these feds. Now they got stores selling weed and every phone call is recorded. Is this the world we built? Do you know where I can get some green shirts? It's the...

Do you think Junkies appreciate the Sackler family? Do they hang photos of them in their crack houses? Most everybody hates these particular drug dealers and wants the government to take all their money. Since the government is for sale they probably will just pay some judge and slide away with all the loot. Does this sound like a fun jumping board for comedy? It really isn't, but we'll give it a...

There is a man named dog looking for man named laundry in Florida. This is where our news has landed after the last few years. Five mass shootings in a week during a pandemic, but news is gonna talk about a washed up cable star searching for a killer in the country's stepchild version of a state. It's pretty hard to even find a "worst case" in our modern news as our culture just nosedives into a s...

So we basically forget about current events and just talk about the Beastie Boys for a half hour. Trump had a talk with Boris Johnson about a certain awesome animal. Cory Lewandowski gets in hot water for being a slimy perv while the Governor of South Dakota is denying she was banging him. Great week for news to ignore! It's the Worstcase.....

Rudy Gulliani can't go on Fox News?!? What is this world coming to? If  he can't sit in their green room all day he won't have any where else to  go. We do a deep dive on why Asheville police are jackasses and wonder  why so many of the did the rage quit thing. Was it because of that  coffin full of poops? Could have been, or maybe they just wanted real  jobs? let's talk,...

Rage quitting has given way to "Ghost Coasting" and all I know is don't nobody wanna work these crap jobs for no money. If I'm gonna be broke I'm at least gonna be well rested. I guess you gotta pay people a decent wage if you want them to do horrible things all day. Who knew? Power to the dishwashers! I know we talked about other stuff, but I don't remember what it was, I guess you'll have to lis...

Harvey Weinerstien dips his hotdogs in butter. That is a literal worst case scenario. Will him going to jail make movies get better? Will somebody that hates him make a movie about him dipping his hot dogs in butter? I'd probably watch it. Welcome to worstcase......

Texas is once again going back to the 1800s. It's Labor Day and we are remembering some great moments in labor, like when Jack Black's mom went into labor and went all superhuman with the math skills and just may have saved Tom Hanks. It might have been Tom Hanks, but I never saw that movie so I'm not sure who she saved, stay tuned and find out. It's the Worstcase........

Why aren't there any old beater Transformers? Like an old Gremlin with one grey door? A Chevette with duct tape over a back window? I think we may have just invented a new franchise. Will it be as popular as the Bearenstain Bears? Is this the real world? Who cares, it's the worstcase....