The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

We are still phoning it in and we apologize in advance for sound  quality, but you know we don't care. Only Fans has decided not to show  the boobies anymore and everyone is confused. I guess MyPillow has a  safe house now? This world just gets dumber by the minute, welcome to  the worstcase......

Ok, So maybe one of us got the Rona. A little touch of the ol' Covid has  creeped into our little corner of the internet and we must now record  the show from 3 different disclosed locations. I blame the last  president. The sound is garbage and we know. Steps have been made to fix  this before the next episode and we hope you are too drunk to notice.  Go get tested brah!...

Do you think Trump could beat George Washington in a fist fight? How  about Lincoln? I'm pretty sure most of the presidents could beat up  Trump without breaking a sweat. The orange dummy thinks he could beat  Zombie Lincoln and Washington in a run for the presidency, but we think  Zombie George would probably not be interested in running for office  when he could be hunti...

What do you know about pop music? Did you know that a blimp crash mixed  with a Ponzi scheme led to the creation of the Backstreet Boys? Are  Republicans all gonna die from Covid due to all the super-spreader  events they keep throwing? Is Madison Crawfish an idiot? These questions  and more will be ignored so we can tell fart jokes on this very special  episode of Worstca...

One of Trump's puppets got indicted in NY and it seems like the whole  Trump organization is spiraling the drain. I would feel bad but they are  all such horrible people that I'll probably just pop up the popcorn and  see what happens. I really hope they get Don Jr. it's the  Worstcase.........

They try to say that heroes don't go downtown. That just don't make no  sense to nobody. Jerk has a birthday and tells us about his journey to  Colorado and some other stuff I don't remember because just talking  about Colorado gets me high. It's the Worstcase....

What do you call a bird expert? Can we change the planet's orbit? Do teenaged fast food employees spit on burgers? Why did they close down  that Slip 'n Slide show? Was there a Slip 'n Slide show? Does anyone care? Probably not, but we gotta talk about something, it's the worst......

Do you think the world is bored of Trump and his dummies? Mike Pence gave a  speech and nobody cared because why should they? Did Trump give up  zippers? Elastic business pants from Spanks? what kind of world is this?  Welcome to the worstcase......

Wuhan origin stories have media changing the narrative while Matt  Geatz says we can use guns to force facebook to let people be racist. This is why we need a Jan 6 commission. weed is still illegal, Biden is still old and Trump is still dumb and gross, welcome to the worstcase……

Ok, so ya, one of the Geatz is spelled differently, but it still plays.  This week in republican and billionaire scumbaggery is off the chain.  Cocaine at GOP rallies? -of course there is cocaine at Trump rallies.  The world is dumb and almost too tragic to make fun of, but if horses  can be junkies then we can tell jokes. It's the worstcase...   and buy  WorstCo...

Bill Gates gettin a divorce? His wife didn't take kindly to his  friendship with ol' Epstien? She taking half his stuff? Maybe there is  some meat on this bone. What do you think of when I say "Richard Gere"?  We discuss virility and what "going viral" means, how it all began, and  will an actual virus change the terminology. Let's figure it out on the  Worstcase........

We're still talking about the thirsty ghost named Gulliani and how he will never be truly happy, no matter how many cousins he makes out with. In other news there is still a bunch of that Corona going around and I guess Biden isn't doing enough to please the liberals. The only thing Biden is doing is pissing of these Republicans enough that they keep asking "Where's the Beef?", but they don't know...

The Geatz Saga rolls onward and downward. Why do Republicans seem to not care and keep supporting him? His ladies are talking and also hula-hooping naked while getting venmo payments. Oh, Congress! -You crazy! It's the Worstcase.....

GeatzGate continues on! Who will defend this turd? Where are the Q  followers during all this? Why won't they save the children from Matt  Geatz? What do hand surgeons do? Life is dumb and we are here to argue  about it. Ask Bill Gates, it's the worst!

Matt Gaetz has been paying teenagers for sex. This is what the  republicans do when they aren’t being racists, they have sex with  minors. This is the “family values” they are always talking about. We  originally planned to skip this week’s show, but these nasty old GOP  scumbags have given us way too many stories to not be out here castin’,  cuz it’s the worstcase…….