The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

Where did they go? These guys keep missing weeks, the news keeps coming and these guys are sleeping on it. Ya, we admit, life gets in the way. But, hey, suck it, we give it to ya for free and will continue until we can't or get bored of dong it. The Olympics are getting busy, Trump is all in those Epstein files, blood in the streets the town of Minnesota. The world is on fire and here are two...

Hey. We were gone, now we are back. Personal issues. So, we leave for a few weeks and all the sudden the ICE gestapo is out here killing moms in the street. Every Trump voter has blood on their hands. I can't wait to see you rotten conservatives standing at the pearly gates trying to mansplain to St. Peter how it's not murder becuase of "immigrants". Nasty gross conservatives. It...

Oh ya! Big change in the world politic! I hope Maduro has enough cash to donate to Trump's library or whatever to get that pardon. We at the Worstcase are really starting to question the integrity of that F.I.F.A. peace prize. Trump blowing up boats and ain't nobody we know wanting the flow of ski to slow down. He missed the target, it's the worstcase.....

The year is over, MAGA is falling apart, Trump is a lame duck with bad hair and the country is just looking all haggard. This year sucked pretty hard and I'm glad it's over. 2026 needs to try harder. It's the worstcase.....

yup, the year is over. good riddance

Oh, what a week. War crimes for Christmas. The dumbest dictators in history are one again shredding the constitution. Yay! I'm getting bored of how stupid this all is as we stumble into a war with Venezuela and Trump sells out everything to the highest bidder. It's the worstcase.......

MAGA is all russian bots. Hegseth did a war crime and Neom obstructed justice. These dummies are just too dumb for any of this. Trump is still all up in those Epstein files and his voters don't care because I guess they all live in Nigeria and Easter Europe according to their twitter accounts. This world sucks, it's the worstcase.......

What?!? He did what?!? To who? What?!? Donnie blew Bubba? I did not think that was a thing I would ever see flood the internet for at least a weekend so far. Damn! Donnie! What happened? Is this why he was trying to hide the files? Damn!!!!!! Not that there is anything wrong with it. I am perfectly fine with a president doing whatever he wants with his mouth in his free time. I honestly would resp...

Oh ya, JD Vance is making that move, oh ya, he's gonna pull a public upgrade. JD Vance is putting the moves on Charlie Kirk's couch. I think that's what happening, it's hard to tell. The conservatives are too busy losing elections to explain why anybody would ever need a ballroom. It's the worst.....

Ya, let's just pretend president dumbnuts won a Nobel prize and maybe he'll stop destoying the economy and finally bring down the price of groceries. Ya, that's the ticket. Also we talkin' about Bad Bunny cuz he's the most popular. singer that ever was. We love saying Bad Bunny cuz it helps the SEO and keyword stuff. Bad Bunny. Taylor Swift. Neom. 6 7

I had Grok write the description- Join us for Worstcase Scenario , a weekly podcast blending sharp-witted comedy with bold liberal perspectives. Hosted by Jerk & Strange, we dive into politics, culture, and current events with humor and heart, offering fresh takes on progressive issues. Expect lively discussions, hilarious farts, and interviews with thought-provoking nobodies. Perfect for fans...

The world is on fire and Gen Z is taking down governments and Americans are complaining about Cracker Barrel logos and Taylor Swift lyrics about dongs. We don't cover any of that this week, we aren't current and we have no desire to stoop down to the listeners level. We be bangin and ya'll can recognize or not, either way we gonna eat your lunch, this is the worstcase.......

Oh ya, Commander Bone Spurs addresses his generals with a speech about how great Obama was at walking down stairs. You know, old man type of stuff. Trump is weird and gross and we don't want no part of that mess, it's the worstcase...

Hey, it's a podcast description. It's an hour full of two old guys talking about things they can't possibly understand. Jimmy Kimmel came back because the company caved. Go fash, lose cash! We don't watch Kimmel and don't even really like him, but hey when then come for comedy it's time to prep the go bags. Get 'r done biatches, it's the worst case....

Jerk tells a fun story about a trip to a local park after we discuss how Matt Damon is gonna feel about Jimmy Kimmel or whatever. Free speech! You can't be patriotic if you hate half your neighbors. America is made of the people in it, not the dirt. So ya, a lot of the people seem kinda angry and stupid right now, and not at the price of groceries for some reason. Have you bought coffee lately...

Well, I guess Trump saved free speech! Yay! Free Speech, that thing in the constitution? Ya, you can say what you want, unless you disagree with Great Leader, but who would do that? Oh, what a grand time to be alive! When you can lose your job for your opinion! Yes, that is Free Speech, the freedom to not say some things cuz they make some people feel bad about the things they say and do. Sliding...

Blah Blah Blah, it's two old white dudes complaining about things. Yay, he says ironically. Ya, we got topics and jokes, we got an hour of entertainment for you. We got jump cuts due to bad editing and batteries running out. This is real! So ya, listen up dummies, it's the worstcase.....

Descriptions mean nothing. What's the point? Do you actually read this? Am I supposed to put keywords here like funny politics? Maybe a new keyword like Trumpstien? Broligarchy made it into the dictionary this week, which is kinda messed up. Who cares, it's the worstcase......

Oh Yes! We Back! Oh ya Bishes, we in the house, we gonna argue about Trump and Epstein and Puffy cuz every day is repeat in the damn news. Don't question the party! It's the Worstcase......

It's a placeholder. Summer vacations overlapped, hangovers happened, we missed a few weeks, this is just a joke to hold you over, we will be right back to normal programming in next week.

Another day another link between Trump and Epstein. Those guys were close friends. It's sad that Donald has to pretend to not like his good friend, especially when Donald has so few friends. He loved Jeffery so much that he drew pictures for him. This is just gross and conservatives are still the worst. Whenever I hear him say 'witch-hunt" I remember that conservatives will lie if mea...

This world is f'd. Straight up lost, like to the point of being silly. It's another dumb week and Elon made his A.I. start being as nazi as he is, trump is all caught up in Epsteingate, but they won't care maybe. It's just all so stupid. -and ya, I know, the sound quality is garbage, we know, we have fixed the problem and hopefully it's better next week. But hey, it's free,...

Oh, we're just so clever. You know it. We do have some sound issues on this episode, lot of echo and such. We know and we will try to do better. Meanwhile the Republicans started building concentration camps and dismantling the social safety net. I miss America.

Trump bombed Iran for money. That is the reason. Those bunker bombs cost more than you can imagine. The company that made them just got so rich that they now have more money to give to our conservative slave masters. Good job!

Taco fell? Kanye showed up at the Puffy trial? What? Now WW3 is starting? Nobody went to the Taco parade? Everybody protested at No Kings instead? What a bunch of douchy douche-nuggets, it's the Worst......