The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

The Queen is dead, long live the king. We lived through some history! It was boring useless history, but it happened while we were alive. That's about it for news this week. Trump is still out in these streets looking for a special master to go through his stolen documents. Is that important? We stopped understanding what's going on with Trumpgate weeks ago. All I know is he did that stuff, whatev...

Dark Brandon is out here offending these insurectionist fascists. They got their feelings hurt when he told it like it was. I guess they don't really like people "saying it like it is" as much when the person isn't saying racist stuff. Slow news week otherwise. Just not a lot of funny stuff going on. We got a guest host this week who is less than half our age, you know, so we can get an understand...

Oh, these republicans mad that old Brandon slid in and paid off my college loans. Just like that and my whole world debt just got like cut in half. I'm over here celebrating that I might be able to afford some dental work one day and old Ted Cruz actin' like this is the thing that will crash the economy. The same old crabs that took those huge Covid loans and never paid back a dime are now freakin...

OK, so the G.O.P. continues to burn itself down while the Dems stumble over mistaken successes like Mr. Magoo walking through a minefield. Trump world doesn't understand how giving Liz Chenney free time during the next presidential run maybe wasn't the best idea so we will try to explain it using very small words. The whole world is really just getting increasingly more stupid and it's just not as...

I guess turnaround is fair-play? I don't understand politics, but I really never thought the law and order party would call for defunding law enforcement just because their dear leader can't stop breaking the law. Is it really so hard to believe that an ex casino owner that built buildings in the Mafia capitol of America may have broken a law or two? Did one of his inner circle snitch? Maybe an un...

"I guess this is your Perry Mason Moment?" The sweaty defendant squawked as he relaized all his lies had come back to bite him in his wallet. O h yes, Alex Jones had his ego punctured in public simply because he was too cheap to hire a good lawyer. As court room drama goes it was all pretty spectacular. IT would definitely make a quality piece of television if they ever make a docudrama about it....

Ok, so maybe Ivana didn't have an entourage, but Josh Hawley had a big one, they just couldn't keep up with him. Don Trump didn't understand the lingo of the Godfather movie and publicly embarrassed himself, or rather would have if he was capable of feeling shame. Weird week in the news as the economy continues to fall off a cliff and politics are just as dumb as usual. It's hard to make comedy om...

We begin the episode attempting to discuss the Jan 6th hearings and the burning clown car of Trump friends snitching on him but somehow spiral into talking about Ivana Trump. We couldn't come to an agreement on whether or not she had a proper entourage. Spoiler alert, she died by falling down stairs, and nobody noticed for a couple days. Some of us thought she would have a group of young muscular...

Wait, did he just call Britney Spears dumb? Get him!! Ya, so maybe I do think she probably isn't great with handling business accounts or math in genral, but that shouldn't take away from her artistic achievements. I'm sure she has some after all this time. I'm more of a fan of Sophie and Charlie XCX when it comes to pop, so the girls from the late 90s have never really been my cup of tea (check o...

OK, so we're all still pretty angry with the Supreme Court and all the idiot insurrectionists and all the religious fascists we have to deal with on a daily basis but we still somehow manage to squeeze out a few jokes. You know the drill, first we joke around about current events and then we follow it with an argument about something we barely understand. Now I got some keywords to spit so I can t...

F the Supreme Court. F them all. They lied under oath talkin bout "established law". Time has come to pack the courts. Add like 12 new members at least. Then give DC statehood, and give Puerto Rico full statehood and Senators. American laws shouldn't be based on rules that came from your imaginary friend. We are supposed to have rules keeping the church out of the state but that ship sailed long a...

We really thought the January 6th hearings would be more than enough to keep us busy talking, you know with Trump being behind a criminal conspiracy to commit treason and whatnot. We just kept getting distracted by other dumb news and everything kept coming back to Arizona. Also I want to try to put keyword tags in this paragraph like news, current events, comedy and funny. I'm not sure it will he...

Did you know that Johnson & Johnson used to have a different NSFW name? They sold a whole lot of dope, I do know that for sure. We talk about the people that fell in the vat of chocolate and may even do a bit of victim blaming. Veruca Salt also comes up. Tell your mom we said hi, it's the worscase.......

Ok, so I'm drunk. It's my birthday and I went out and drank. I don't remember what we f'n talked about last week. I'm old and I just don't care enough about this block of text to tell you anything about the show. We talked, we recorded, I guess we had an error cuz it cuts off about 3/4 of the way in. Does anybody care? Do I? Well, no. No, I just can't care. I can't believe I'm still typing into th...

So, Mr. Pelosi caught a DUI and Jerk suggests that old people should get free rides everywhere. Not Mr. Pelosi though, he gotta pay for his rides cuz he's loaded with that congressional husband money. After that we discuss the Constitution at length and deep dive on every Amendment. Good times, good times, it's the Worstcase.......

Imagine Trumpy with laser eyes riding an evil unicorn through a ocean of fascist idiots waving flags and praising Elon Musk. That's what they want. They want their big dumb leader to shoot lasers out of his eyes and burn all the woke people to punish them for having empathy. This is the world we live in now. Your Welcome, it's the worstcase.......

The answering of questions continues! Listener questions part 3, or 2 1/2 or something. How do we continue to have hope for a better tomorrow filled with flowers and social justice while we keep getting dunked on by a class of billionaires that can do anything they want and a self serving political class that will sell out our basic rights to enrich themselves? How do we fit so many words into a s...

We noticed how similar fashion and fascist are as words and go on a bit of a dive. This episode is pretty political by default. This is part 2 of our "Listener Question" trilogy. This would be a great time to send us another question or two and we can keep this ball rolling. This is probably the only way to get us to stay on topic for more than 5 minutes. Good times! Welcome to the worstcase.

We do our first listener questions! Oh ya, and we long-wind this thing so far out that we only fit one question into this episode, making this adventure into a 3-part journey. This is part one, where we discuss how to find trustworthy news, or rather how to distinguish the good from the bad. Send your questions in and we can keep this thing going, it's the Worstcase.......

Alex Jones is broke. We start with that and dive right into hate crimes and mass shootings, you know, stuff that goes over great on comedy shows. With Alex Jones slowing down it seems like there could be a hole in the conspiracy industry. Maybe Worstcase should start putting out some crazy theories and see if we can't get that weirdo gravy train kick down money going? I don't see why not?, it's th...

Oh ya, here comes the news! What you need? Current events? We got those? Unfounded Speculation? Sure! Stories about Madison Crawford? Why not? Covid back in China? Of course it is. We got all that hot talk you've been craving, we got all the words you need to waste just over an hour of your precious time. It's the Worstcase.....

Madison Crawfish said he got invited to sex parties and saw his fellow congress-people doing keybumps all while Ginni Thomas is texting the White House during the insurection but instead of that we gonna talk about Hunter Biden getting a footjob. It's the worst........

The war rages on in Europe and here in the USA we are bringing back the firing squad! #SquadGoals has a new meaning I guess? If we really are living in a simulation I think it might be time to pull out the cartridge and blow in it. Maybe unplug the whole thing and do a hard restart? Either that or we get to do a sequel to the New World Order expirement cuz it's the Worstcase.........

Oh Jussie! Oh no! Do you think you Epstien? Do you think somebody is gonna suicide you over a failed attempt on yourself? Over a publicity stunt? Nobody came after Morton Downey Jr when he attacked himself for publicity. Poor Jussie thinks he still matters, but no, he does not. Also, some new Gislaine news. Over in Europe it would seem that Putin still sucks and Ukraine is fighting back against th...

So, Russia is still killing Ukrainians and everybody still hates them. Their money is worthless and their culture is blood. Does the world need a russia? Are they gonna force the world to go green simply by being A-holes? The World doth bid thy farewell to thine maiden Felicia. We discuss how "Everybody wants to rule the world" is more than just a catchy 80s song cuz this is the Worstcase............