The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

Ya, there was a Scientology deep state that got busted back in the day. We're pretty sure their plan was just about not paying taxes. We barely talk about it during this particular episode, but If you find that interesting then stick around and listen two guys going broke from being woke. It's the worstcase....

Boomer privilege is insanely thick. They just can not believe somebody has the utter gall to call them out on their crusty old stupid sauce. For years the republicans have screamed "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime!", and now when it's time for live-streaming some hot sweet justice we get tears from the peanut gallery. I'm making popcorn for the day Georgia br...

Mugshots for Trumpy and that bald Wagner guy's plane went down. Strange week for history, may as well hear two old white guys complain about it all while not offering any viable solutions! Homeless people? We say purge some billionaires! Will it help? Maybe? Sounds more effective than making it illegal to give a poor person food. Desantis got booed cuz he's the worst, not this kind of wors...

Mahala Mullins made the best moonshine in East Tennessee. The police knew where she was and what she was doin', but as she was over 500 pounds, they had no way to get her out of the house much less off the mountain. Somehow this is a metaphor for modern politics. Like maybe the moonshine is racism, Mahala represents Trump, and the dummies who think he won 2020 are the 500 pounds. I don't g...

Another stupid week in dumb dumb land. A lady in texas was mowing her yard when out of nowhere, a snake fell from the sky and landed on her arm. It starts to attack her. It's biting at her and spitting venom. Then the hawk that dropped it swings down and tries to retrieve it's dinner. She lived, but damn!!!! This is a perfect metaphor for American Politics. Welcome to the Worstcase.....

Special guest, more dumb trump charges (he did it), Lizzo did some things maybe, Kevin Spacey got free and a long story about how MLM cults got rich selling tapes to dummies and used the money to prop up the conservative GOP losers that continue to ruin our world. Welcome to the worstcase......

Meatball Ron pulls a reset cuz nobody likes his un-woke nonsense, but who cares? That racist Florida school stuff ain't gonna fly. He'll lose it all. You can't fight the wokeness. The government told me UFOs are real, so now I doubt aliens are real. Nothing makes me doubt a thing like congress saying it's true. We insult all the Hollywood executives that need to pay the writers. Je...

We be talking. Blah blah blah from two dummies that don't know nothin' bout nothin'. We discuss alternative music from the 90s and homeless people on LSD. Homeless orgies? Sure, but what will they eat? Is Desantis killing the woke ideology? Will Florida solve racism by glorifying slavery? Is the south just really dumb? Let's find out on the Worstcase......

It was the worst of times, it was the silliest of times. The elected leaders of America are both stupid and corrupt and still less then 40% of people vote while 90% of them complain about everything. Nobody can name 2 electable Democrats that don't seem completely lame while most Republicans just seem like horrid grifters. You only get so many years on this planet and dammit I never in my wild...

It's another week and another dime of blow in the White House. Biden needs to legalize ganja and shut the f up. All the conservatives scream about religious freedom to be bigots while they don't bat an eye when Rastaman gets locked up for weed. We need some new ideas in DC. We need some houses for all these homeless peoples. We need modern solutions for modern podcasts! More money for thes...

Happy 'Merica day!!! Woooo!!!!! It's the best place to make great again!!! Land of the Free to complain about everything! Woooo! it's the worstcase. Clarence Thomas still gets money for nothing and Alito is a corrupt grifter. Suck it Alito, Suck it twice.

The shortest Russian revolution yet, and that wasn't even the most interesting thing that happened this week. Orca pods are taking out yachts, submarines are taking out billionaires, and Putin's chef is trying to take out Putin. By the time this podcast comes out the story will have gone cold for a minute while the bald murder guy tries to sneak away. I'm hoping he escapes on a yacht a...

Somewhere between Clerks and Endgame lies an incredible movie that nobody will watch because nobody cares or has time for the cinema. The only reason you'll even listen to this is because you can do something else with your eyes. One day when robots do all our jobs we'll have time to lounge around and binge watch carp. What I'm saying is go write a story and film it with your phone and...

Ok, so Jerk is suffering from a fugal hangover and Mr. Strange just spent a day at a children's festival. It's a rough one. It was the best of podcasts, it was the worst of podcasts, it's basically just two very tired straight white men attempting to talk about Trump getting indicted without falling asleep or falling off topic. We failed on the former. We talk about things, but who car...

What a week! News is dumb, war is dumb, people are dumb. Racist bigots don't like target becuase they sold a shirt that said it was ok to be gay or something. It's like Bud Light all over again, but now they have rap songs. Redneck meme culture is super cringe yo. Also we dive into allergies and the whole "tree jizz vs quality of life" debate, as any good podcast would do. Shower...

You wanna stay safe in the ocean? Tired of being eaten by sharks? We got you. Our new line of oceanic safety products will keep you shark free all summer! Orca been attacking your yacht? No problem! We got solutions! Just press play on this podcast and stop reading! It's the worstcase.....

Rudy Giuliani is having a horrible terrible awful stupid broken life. He could have rode off into the sunset after 9/11 and been remembered fondly. Nope! First he had to fail at running for president and we then got to learn how he married his cousin. Then he was gone. Then he came back for Trump and started farting and dripping on TV. Now he's getting caught with his pants down again, like in...

So we start in on old Clarence Thomas and his wife making all that money, just livin' that life on super yachts and what not. we try to stay focused but somehow got sidetracked and ended up arguing about if Journey outsold Aerosmith. Not a current topic of discussion on most podcasts, but we gotta stay ahead of the curve to make it in these tough podcasting times. Trump is still up on those ra...

People out there listen to Kid Rock? Do they? It's hard to wrap my head around that one. They just don't seem like the type of people that would listen to that type of music. Whatever they are there aren't enough of them to matter to the corporate board that makes Bud Light. The Bud Light money people had a meeting with lots of fancy talking and numbers. They had power points with grap...

If Trump gets arrested, and still runs for president and wins, do you think he would have to wear an ankle monitor in the White House? Would that alone be enough for a sitcom? We say yes, and it would be hilarious. Honestly, Trump is hard to look at, so I would replace him with Will Ferrel or Maybe Andy Sandberg? Who knows? Let's get this thing made, call hollywood, call Netflix and get this t...

So, we start with Clarence Thomas and his Sugar daddy money and somehow get into comparing the Fox dynasty to the plot of Succession (no spoilers, just comparing). That slides us right into the Big Fox vs Dominion lawsuit that is on hold but wasn't when we talked. This just gets us talking about politics until we finally land on the "Great Philly Dime Heist". The crime of the century...

Ya, Thor is cool, Apollo is cool, but do kids get candy and chocolate eggs for Thor? Nope! Apollo don't hide no eggs! Only one religion has bunny costumes and jelly beans! Only one savior can get these Americans one single day off work by dying. Separation of Church and State doesn't count when it comes to Christian holiday, but every other religion can suck it! You go to work! They only c...

Yup, they indicted him. The Orange One will be doing the perp walk. GOPers are freakin the f out about how unfair it is when somebody on their side has to actually pay for their crimes. It's all "Law & Order" out one side of the mouth and crybaby wah wah out the other. Now we live in a world where 'conservative' people can't find a person good enough to lead them besi...

What a week! Trump gets wacko in Waco, Tekashi 69er gets beat up at the gym, and Kanye forgives the jewish people!! Kanye was so moved by the acting ability of Jonah Hill that he has changed his mind about the Jewish people. I don't even know how to process this one. I'm not gonna say which movie, cuz if you don't know yet, I'm not gonna be the one to spoil it. Trump is still waiti...

Where do I even begin? Meatball Ron. We talk about many things of great importance. Meatball Ron. There are actual problems in the actual world. Meatball Ron. Banks are collapsing again? Meatball Ron. No matter what other pressing matter you have to discuss will now be converted to Meatball Ron and how freakin' horrible he is. That's all we got. This Meatball eats pudding with his fingers...