The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

We got words, you got ears! Let's do this thing. Strange has a story about a new crime involving the dark web and exit scams mixed with blackmail and snitching. Trump probably did something dumb for us to make fun of. All that and more on another dumb episode of worstcase!!!!!!!

Ya, it's a remake episode. It's a special guest episode. It's a Roadhouse episode. They made a remake, some of us watched it, now we gonna talk. Oh ya, it's Dalton time!

Does it matter? We talk, we laugh, we do stuff. This is a podcast. If you don'twant to hear vulgar talking about nonsense you are in the wrong place. Worstcase!!!

Geopolotics is mostly just about arms dealers and gun runners. This is the world we live in. Lots of news, but we ignore a lot of it and just talk about TV and stuff. So, we believe that Boeing definitely killed that dude. No whistleblower offs themselves right before they finish blowing the whistle. It's basically not a good news week except the part that Trump is broke. Ha! Broke boi! it&#39...

The Episode from hell. R.I.P. to Richard Lewis. This episode is just like all the others. The hosts tell jokes that may or may not land and that's about it. We got current events, we got sports, we got Puff Diddy gettin' busy in all the wrong way, you know, makin' love in the thugs and what not. It's been a hell of a week, let's do this, it's the worstcase........

We go away for a month because Mr Strange got the covid and now Trump shoes exist? Tis' the age of the grift yo. People are dumb enough to pay $400 for gold shoes just to virtue signal to other dummies? This is the world we live in now? Dammit. I still blame lead poisoning for making all these boomers crazy. There are just way too many fools being taken in by silly idiots. What happened to com...

Woo! Vince McMahon is going down! The justice system is gonna treat him like he treated every female employee the WWE ever had! What a turd! Actually, there are turds involved in the allegations against him! Wresting is finally being purged of it's worst part. I know, we don't usually cover wrestling, but hey, Vince is a villain and he deserves this a lot, so we plan to savor it. Welcome t...

Oh no! Meatball Ron went anti-woke and his campaign broke! Oh No! It just doesn't make sense! Nah, we're kidding, everybody saw that flop coming. It's sad, but being a bigot just ain't hot in these streets anymore. The people have spoken and pudding finger Ronny just wasn't presidential material. Sorry Florida, but you can keep him, it's the Worst case

Two white guys talking. Woo-hoo! Just the thing to help heal the great American divide! Two pseudo-woke old white dudes that used to be 'cool' talking about current events? What? I didn't even know I wanted that until I heard it described so deliciously. I'm only saying all this crap becuase I totally forgot what we talked about this week. I know it was good or funny or tolerable o...

Name says it all. We talk about who crossed the river styx in our year of 2023. Bada-bing bada-boom, it's a parade of dead celebrities. So ya, listen in and give respect to the dead. Also, some news. It's the worst........

Ok, there is an old rumor about a certain celebrity and what they do in the shower. It's not nice. This rumore is now know as the S squared, but you gotta listen cuz I an't gonna type it. Well, that turd of a year is over and let's all hope 2024 finds a way to suck a bit less. It's the worstcase......

What? You think we miss an episode for a religious holiday? I mean, ya, we would miss a week for no reason at all and holidays are as good as a reason to skip a show as any, but no! Not these podcasters! We deliver on Christmas, or the next day, or whatever. Here is a bonus xmas episode that is in no way about xmas. To all a worstcase, and to all a worst night!

Oh Rudy! He can't possibly have any money left. But hey, don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine. We spend the rest of the show talking about that Barbie movie and how pretty Ryan Goose-man is. I think we meant to meantion that new Doritos flavored liquor but I don't really remember. Good times yo, it's the Worstcase.....

Oh ya! Hey woke folks! Don't forget to start the war on Christmas back up! Don't forget to say Happy Holidays as an insult! Actually I don't what the war on Christmas is about. When I look around my neighboorhood I see enough twinkling colorful lights to tell me the Christmas is winning. Even as an athiest I still like having a week off work and a nice bonus. So ya, this is a podcast a...

So we kick around Kissinger's corpse for a bit, you know with how the Republicans destroyed a lot of Central and South America and now they complain about immigration when they should be complaining about how tax dollars are used to prop up fascists. Just saying. Jerk has some more details about that murdering cop that got shanked up. I mean, ya, we do have some jokes and stuff, it's not a...

Henry Kissinger can kiss my ass. He was an evil turd of a human and a mass murderer. I hope his soul burns forever in a horrible pit of fire and pain. That said, it's been an alright week. We missed our regular Monday upload because one of us kept falling asleep the first time we tried to record. I won't say who kept falling asleep, but I think we all knew which one of us it was. Welcome t...

Remember when Sammy the Bull got busted throwing raves and selling E after he was put into witness protection? That is the perfect story for today's world. Crime is always gonna do crime. No criminal really comes clean, some just stop getting caught. Crime is what keeps the economy running. That and other stories may or may not be covered this week, cuz you know, worstcase!!!

What? We talk about things, we poke fun, we make points, we curse. You know what you're getting. On this episode we discuss that new Beatles song and how the used the A.I. to make it happen. This is how Skynet begins, welcome to the Wrostcase.

It's totally fine. Nobody is gonna call it X. It's Twitter, it always will be. I mean, it's over, it's not there anymore. It can only exist now as memory or parody, but it is over and it will never "really" be called X. I think we may spend about 10 seconds during this episode talking about that, but hey, I just did so, there ya go. Elon is dumb now. Happy Halloween, it&#...

They all snitchin' now. All that clown car of crazy is gonna snitch on Trumpy. All the Trumpettes are blowin' their horns about how they planned those fake electors and tried to do a treason. Sha-na-na-na hey hey-ey to the orange man. Sidney Powell and Kenny Cheesburgers have takin the plea deal and we speculate heavy on the outcome. Also, somebody got a horrendous wedgie and is suing Disn...

Ya, we decide maybe we should try celebrity gossip. We could be one of those tea spillin' podcasts that actually make money. They be gettin' clicks while we just keep gettin nothing for crying about how conservatives shouldn't give out public hand jobs or grab people by their genitals at all while they call us perverts. WW3 is still coming along slowly so we don't mention it and ju...

It seems like the far right crowd is busy driving itself off a cliff while WW3 is busy getting started. This week has been a doozy and this year is just looking historically stupid in so many ways. This year will be in the history books with a long explainer chapter about how stupid we all had to get to let it get this bad to begin with. We live in a house of cards made of matchbooks built on top...

Ok, no more talking about Boebert and hand stuff, it's time to move on to bigger things. We heard about dongs being drawn on cows, and Canada trying to give props to some old racist stormtrooper. I'm not gonna use the real word in this description cuz I ain't fittin' to taint the algorithm with no banned words. We also discuss privacy and TV shows I think, who knows? It's a gra...

We got some more news about Clarence Thomas being rented out by a chemical baron to trick dumb rich people into helping them destroy democracy. This is the world we live in now. This somehow leads to an explanation of the national debt followed by the history of musicians selling their souls to the devil. You want talking? we got your talking right here, it's the worstcase......

If you say Boebert three times a cloud of vape smoke will appear and a bigot in a tight dress will appear and insist that you know who she is. She will then proceed to tell you to shut up and then attempt to impeach you. Nobody ever talks about how her ex got a job with an energy company after she got elected and was paid the same amount old Hunter B was paid by an energy company. Politics are stu...