The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

One day! play it now! Today is the day. Either it's Trump's last time running, or it's the end of Democracy. Hold on! Now yes, this show is being posted on the day people are voting and will only have a brief 16-20 span of being relevant before it spends a week being old news abouta thing that already happened. One day we will go live for the election. That day has not arrived, it's the worstcase!...

Asheville is still messed up. We bought a new device for recording and Sir Strange-a-lot may have had the levels too hot ans made the voices sound kinda weird. It won't happen again. Asheville still ain't got water, Halloween is coming, and it's only just over a week and the election is done with for 4 years or whatever, it's the worstcase.......

Golfer Schlong is all we got this week so hold on tight while we all watch the decline of the entire body politic. Politics now involve billionaires giving out millions to vote while Georgia will put you in jail for giving a voter a sip of water. I would say we deserve better but we don't, it's the worstcase.....

Holy Crap-tastrophy! It all washed away! That river kicked our collective a**es all over these mountains. Jobs went underwater or just got washed away. It's horrible and we live right the F in the middle of it all. Welcome to the real live actual Worstcase Scenario........

So, Mark Robinson is the very best Republican in the state! He's the one they decided to run for Governor. I guess nobody checked his internet history because he is just as bad as everybody damn well said he was a year ago. To make matters even worse we learn about 'Rule 34', which somehow predicts that fan art of Trump, J.D. Vance and a sectional couch has to exist. All this and old s...

Damn! Skypager stock took a hit this week! So did Bad Boy Records I'm guessing. Diddy's nasty lube supply and horrible behavior is now front page again as Jane's Addiction throws fists onstage in Boston. What a f'n week for sex and violence! Come sing along with your favorite hosts, it's the Worstcase......

What!? These Russians are paying conservatives podcasters $100,000 per episode to talk up Trump and say civil war is coming? Damn!!! Why can't the left get money like that? We been harpin' this woke propaganda for years and still can't even afford chairs! I knew that most of the maga crowd was bots but I didn't think Russia was paying for it, I thought it was fracking money. Damn!...

We got True Crime! oh ya we ride the trend once it's over and here comes some sexy weird love triangle shooting crimes with a burglar and an au paire, whatever the hall that is. Also that RFK jr dude is suing NC to get off the ballot that he just sued to get on. These dummies just live to give lawyers money. This is why lawyers are so rich, cuz rich people have dumb kids, it's the worstcas...

What?!? These guys are talking about the Ghostbuster sequels again? Will the franchise survive? Will Jerk forgive them for Ghostbusters 2? All the while slime was under the buildings? And now Winston Zeddemore got rich off ghosts? All this and we can't stop thinking about RFK jr's poor wife and how her 'enthusiasm' is being questioned by the press. Boom boom pow, it's the worst...

Trump talks race with black journalists. Holy crap! It went exactly as expected! wow! So ya, the weirdos got weird and the cat ladies fought back. The bigots got real mad at the olympics for all the wrong reasons. It's the worstcase.....

You got that poptimism? Feeling poptastic? We droppin that pop talk all damn day. Pop all them thangs for this long discussion about how 'pop' influenced the Drake/Kendrick battle and how rap is and isn't pop while ruling the pop world. It's wild weird stuff, it's the worst......

Kamala, Ye faithful!, joyful and triumphant! Woo! No more old man battle! Now we might have a fun election season instead of a bunch of boring old white man speeches about blah blah blah. Also we probably talk about rap music and tv shows, it's the worstcase....

I don't wanna talk about it. I just don't. This country needs education and maybe a little time off. Ya! That's what we all need, it's just a long vacation. A month off with pay. That is what every single American needs right now. Just turn everything off and lay on the beach or next to a pool or a creek. Dammit, it's the worst....

Ok, so now old Trumpy is backing up from the gestapo his buddies built for him as Biden blindy stumbles through a haze of falsely inflated self worth. Get ready for President Harris, cuz it's either her or the end of the free world. It's actually the Worstcase this time, good luck.

Ya, childhood memories and pop culture and memory loss and misunderstood lyrics. This is better than talking about that crap debate that shouldn't have happened. Happy Birthday America! I hope you live to see another one, cuz it's the worstcase.....

I'm bored of writing these descriptions. Just play the episode and see what happens. I'm sure we made some funny jokes and some relevant hot takes on current events and what not, but hey, unless you push play it never happened now did it? It's the worst.......

I don't remember what we talked about, we mostly tried to avoid talking about Trump because he's just boring now. It's all just very very boring all over the news. We mostly remember old movies and rappers and just make jokes that are probably inappropriate. It's the Worstcase!

Ha! You know he did it. F him. He deserves worse. Don't get mad at me, ya'll done spent years and years screaming "can't do the time, don't do the crime" and now that the dog bites it's own tail ya'll start crying. Ha! I hope he gets real time. welcome to the worstcase.....

Nobody ever believed that any gay couple anywhere ever asked a bigot baker to bake a cake. That baker was a liar, and so was the graphic artist. They are just pawns of rich bigots that hate how cool young people are nowadays. They long for the days when rich people could be total a-holes in public and still get praise. Nowadays the rich people have to get cancelled when they beat up a person on vi...

We somehow connect that Butt-ker guy to the Puffy video somehow. What a week! Luckily we had 90s rapper Cam'ron get booked on CNN and he saved our dumb news world. We somehow wander into a sitcom origin and a long story about how the "Gay Raiders" did a "zap" on the news and changed up the whole conversation. What do we know? we're just some dummies and it's the Wor...

The rap battle fizzled out and drake lost. Looks like Biden is trying to legalize the weed on the low and every college blew up with anti-war protests and nobody wants to vote anymore for a minute. This is all some blah blah blah and none of it matters so join us as we make fun of Trump's tiny whinny weenie getting grilled by old Stormy as America enters it's "caligula" era. It&#...

OK, there's a rap battle goin on. Yup. New rap has become interesting again. In one corner we have an actual MC that has a f'n Pulitzer prize for being an actual rhyme writing genius and in the other corner we have an actor that makes popular music. It's mostly dumb, but this rap battle has been escalating faster than most. In the past it would take days or weeks for rappers to dis and...

We got guests and stories, we got jokes and old man farts. we got people talking for an hour or so. Things come up, things go down, blah blah blah, we talk about a North Korean TV show about basketball. We got podcast gold being spun straight up your barndoor. We got this and more on another strangely entertaining episode of Worstcase. Seriously though, we are but unfinished sentences in a bland s...

Woooo! it's 420! Woooo! we gettin all Johnny Blaze up in this biaaaaatch!!! Ya, I talk like that in front of my kids friends. Wooo! Let's get cringe! It's your boys, Jerk & Strange, and they get high while trying to make jokes that they don't remember now tat two days have passed and I'm writing this description. Woo!

OJ is dead. He is no more. Was he ever on a box of Wheaties? If he was, we gotta get one of those boxes. Micheal Vick? He on a box? That's where we go this week. We also discuss how a porno lady is gonna be on TV talking about the ex-pres dong from a witness box. This is America now, it's the worstcase......