The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

I recorded this episode after calling 911 for what I thought was gunshots but turns out, it was a manhole exploding on the street. My punch card is FULL! Congrats on not killing yourselves

The sun is shining and we're all going a little nuts but we're here and congratulations on that. On today's episode: Bhad Bhabie's bheginnings The woes of a flea market kid Fuckboi Theater: Lost In Translation A new view of time Do you have a go-to song that makes you horny? Do you have a story about a past life or a visit from a loved one? How about screen shots of your most atrocious dating app...

Ya girl's been anxious as hell while whispering sweet nothings into the mirror (it helps!). After talking it out, I realize it's because I'm procrastinating on finishing my Patreon because deep, deep, DEEP down, part of me wonders if I'm a dumb piece of shit (I'm not!). Ya really got me where it hurts, Patreon (coming out April 2). Also on today's episode: fuckboi wants a back shot fart factory pi...

Oh, happy day and congrats on not killing yourself! My time has been split between saying nice things in the mirror like a pre-schooler and learning more about racism, past and present. Did you know the US Government added the "J" to Marihuana to make it sound more Mexican?!?! Also on today's episode: Fuckboi Theater: Harry Anslinger edition Periods, Firefighters, Butterflies - hot damn Wise words...

It's back to freezing in New York and I've been inside staring at my reflection, repeating positive affirmations like my life depended on it. Also on today's episode: Three out of four of my grandparents thought my name was "Christine" and we never corrected them. You can't lay in the ditch Edgar Allen Poe almost died in :'( Expecting a haircut to make your face hotter. Lessons from How To Heal Yo...

Spring is in the air, NYC is coming back to life and ya girl's got a pep in her step. Woof, I am WAY less sad than last week. On today's episode: Caterpillars that will survive this time Fuckboi Theater: Bio Edition WE NEED TO LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER BETTER Being a twat to a friend Listener emails detailing more mystical magical experiences about how death isn't real! Neither is time! You're in fo...

Hello and happy day! You're alive - give yourself a goddamn pat on the back for that. I have a case of the sads but this too shall pass #LeSigh. Today's episode is a brief re-cap of catching a stranger in my arms in need of immediate medical attention, a magical weekend of snow and wilderness with Donna and, speaking of magic, I read several listener emails detailing encounters with loved ones who...

Happy Pisces Season and a congratulations on making it through another seven days of life on earth. On today's episode, you'll find: Things Men Can't Say A Fuckboi Named Nathan Nightmare Puppet Offers Discount Furniture Earth's Hottest Nightclub IS: Past Life Regression Therapy An excerpt from Chapter 3 of Only Love Is Real by my new fav, Dr. Brian Weiss --> Text 'ABC13' to 41444 to get a link to...

Hello world, this is meeeee, on zero hours of sleeeeep. Congrats on not killing yourselves, gang! On today's episode: Too sensitive to work at Hooters :( Sage gone wild and the toe-thumb that resulted A quick stroll through my (hopefully) only bender A reading of the letter to my parents in case you need a template And a summary of the acclaimed book, Many Lives, Many Masters by Dr, Brian Weiss th...

Another week, another opportunity for me to convince you to be unafraid of death and, as a result, have more fun in life. Tall order - I know! On today's episode: Is that Throat Coat tea or are you just happy to see me? Buy a ticket to see DID THAT HELP?: Live t his Saturday! Being impressed by fruit MY BDAY IS FEB 19 THNX Note Cute: Kim Jong-Il Edition! and finally, stories from listeners about c...

Happy Hump Day and congrats on surviving another week of life! Today's episode is a goofy one that includes, but is not limited to, hot topics like: A heartfelt tribute to heated blankets An Adderall fueled dick drawing of regret Not Cute!: Kim Jung Un Edition MY THERAPIST SAID I DID A GOOD JOB! a call for any and all listener stories related to communicating with diseased loved ones or experienci...

Oh, happy day! I'm so glad you're alive and I hope you enjoy the final Feel Your Feelings January themed episode which includes but is not limited to: The shock and dismay of an unflattering camera angle Why you should never have a volunteer restore your painting or sculpture What weed means to me Finally feeling calm and patient enough to write a compassionate letter to your estranged parents and...

The fart machine is back AND we have a new president, I'm glad we survived to see it! Today's episode entails: a cooking class (Thurs) a tiny film premiere (Sun) & a LIVE Did That Help? on 2/13 a single man's dating app profile that will deliver zero surprises the My Pillow Guy's worst days since crack cocaine a reading of Chapter 8 from The Tao of Fully Feeling by Pete Walker all about verbal and...

So America is in the middle of a reckoning with racism, extremism, violence and the spread of misinformation during a global pandemic? That don't impress me much! Oh, oh, ohhhh. Hey, pat yourself on the back for being here. Life!: It's not for the feeble hearted. On today's episode: MAJOR props to Latosha Brown, Stacey Abrams and the democrats who showed up in Georgia. Somber words from Michelle O...

Happy Feel Your Feelings January, gang! How ya doing, are you ok? Me neither, but we're going to get through this together and emerge from the ashes as beautiful butterflies. On today's episode: A fancy few fuckbois Kettlebells for girls?! Meow. Turns out when I don't smoke weed, I cry, cry cry. A stuck step-daughter and a reading of Chapter One from the book that punches me in the soul every time...

Oh my christ, it's the last week of 2020! I congratulate you on staying alive. Today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads includes stories about plumbing pains, a fuckboi who don't have time for no feminist, being in-the-closet about Soho House, a wrap-up of Feeling Great by David "Daddy" Burns about shoulda-coulda-woulda's and a preview of the book for Feel Your Feelings January 2021 - The Tao of...

Oh, Happy Day! I'm going a little nuts. How 'bout you? You ok? Congrats on still being here. On today's episode: Why don't stores for grown-ups have slides? A night with Cuba Gooding Jr. A failed attempt to find a dead body :( GEORGIA - you can help save the country (again) by voting on Jan. 5th! A deep dive into chapter 17 of David Burn's book, Feeling Great, all about anxiety induced by fortune...

Congrats on not killing yourselves, it's rough out there! On today's episode: - Fuckboi Theater: Feet Edition - Thoughts on staying still - When you're an independent ass woman and you throw yourSELF down the stairs - Powerful stories from  Feeling Great  by David Burns on two clients who were able to get a spinal adjustment for their depression For all the resources mentioned in this episode, as...

--> Click  HERE  to donate to Funny For Fido  Hello friends, happy hump day, congrats on surviving another sixty-eight hours of life! On today's episode: - Donna and I are having a Thanksgiving ZOOM show! Click  HERE  to buy tickets - I have some very personal  new merch  available - Three cheers for NED STAEBLER! - A deep dive into Chapter 4 of FEELING GREAT by David Burns all about Karen and the...

I'm glad you made it another 10,080 minutes! Today's episode is sprinkled with many interruptions courtesy of your fav ween, Kevin. Also on today's episode: - WHAT SAY YOU, BARK BOX?????????? (jk, tho) - Try an ice cold shower in the AM, it's disturbing  - Kev's affair w/ a Bed Bath & Beyond holiday blanket [ the DAY I bought it :( ]  - An atomic combo of getting punched in the face with needles p...

Pat yourself on the back for not killing yourself! On today's episode, you can expect to enjoy concepts such as: - PREP FOR FEEL YOUR FEELINGS JANUARY - Jingle Farts!!! - Fuck you still, Bark Box - Mellissa Carone and her fallen lawyer - A reading of the 15th chapter of David Burns' Feeling Great all about Mind Reading and how it fucks us.  Click  HERE  for the Spotify Playlist, Feel Your Feelings...

Oh happy day, congrats on staying alive and making it through another week of this fart machine called life. On today's episode: - Fuckboi Theater: Jon Voight/Fart Edition - THANK YOU, Native Americans of AZ - An Eighth-Assed Restoration - And a deep dive into Chapter 3 of David Burn's book, Feeling Great all about how and why we get stuck in our own swamp of mental hell that includes depression,...

Oh, happy day! On today's episode: - Remembering a graceful loser - Snow White mimicking a blow job - Chapelle - And the introduction to our next book: Feeling Great by David Burns. I can't buy the book for a ton of people this time around (trying to buy my building, duh) but if you're broke, the for first five people to email me (w/ full name, address, phone #), I'll get you a copy.  One more thi...

I'm so glad you survived the week, pat your right shoulder a few times for me, but not in a condescending way. On today's episode: - A Fuckboi and a FuckGIRL!! #equality - A child with a bank account (me) - The ups and downs of the positive affirmation sticky notes you leave around your apartment - Ten Twisted Thoughts - Being forced to slay an old emotional dragon - A Halloween Dream come to life...

Congrats on surviving another week of this life, I hope you're doing okay. On today's episode: - Investigating on a whim turned JUICY - Elementary survival instincts - Flying into hurricanes for money?! - Diary entries from the mind and heart of 14 year old Krystyna - I got MERCH! Follow @KrystynaPresents on instagram  email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com website [ with merch! ] | www. Kry...