The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Southern California, I love you! On today’s episode, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following very important topics: Put face serum on your feet! The unfortunate environmental impact of chatGPT The fourth comedy crowd I’ve hated in 12 years (Follow Mike Britt! @Only1MikeBritt) Chipping away at your confidence via YouTube ads, you old fat bitch! You OK, Gurl? And a heartfelt farewell ...

Happy 2025, you survived! On today’s episode, stand-up comedian and current Voice Inside Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, touches on the following vital topics of our time: Deathly dry radiators  Fat Animals have one root cause   Nosferatu, take me out to dinner first! Tesla Truck Explosion  Nosy Apples And channeled predictions for 2025 See Krystyna headlining in Tulsa, Oklahoma (Jan. 10th + 11th)...

Today's episode was recorded live in Krystyna's car! A great way to end 2024. Your girl covers the following topics: - Don't see Gladiator 2! - The Merriest Krysmas a girl could ask for - Therapy terms we are misusing, oopsie poopsie - Aliens and Orbs and Drones, Okay! - Jay-Z allegations - Anything for animals - The magical power of writing down the reality you want to bring forth (and real life...

On today's episode, stand-up comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, interviews her good friend, creative director and fellow afterlife enthusiast, ANI MOUSH. The pair discuss the value meditating with a friend, the otherworldly experiences under Ani's belt including a photo of a ghost girl (no joke), the death of a parent, the study of grief and the importance of giving yourself room to create.    To check...

On today’s episode, comedian and E.T. Enthusiast, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following important topics of our time: Aliens, Orbs, UAPs Download the ENIGMA app while it’s still free! Luigi Mangione  Ireland’s state of personal pride Greeting from another realm A pole-shifty-theory on the “Three Days of Darkness” ***TOUR DATES**** TULSA, OK - Jan. 10th + 11th TORONTO - Jan. 17th and 18th F...

I'm so glad you survived another week on planet earth because the usual voice inside your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, is joined by former stand-up comedian turned professional clairvoyant (and medium), THOMAS DALE! How did he discover he was psychic? What's the point of being a person? What have dead people taught him about life? All these questions and more are covered in today's episode. PLUS: Kr...

Happy Monday, Honey. On today’s episode, stand-up comedian, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, is joined by her go-to tarot witch and Art-of-self expert, DONNA GUERREROS. Krystyna regales us with an energy update for the rest of the year, courtesy of Matt and Joy Kahn. Spoiler alert: sh*t’s gonna go down. Nothing we can’t handle! Donna whips out her tarot decks and gives eerily accurate readings to Krystyna, Mi...

Congrats on surviving another week on planet earth! On today’s episode, the voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following pivotal topics of today: Getting a witness protection haircut  Come to my window, squirrel  Big Bill Morgan Energy Malibu Oopsie Babie British toilets flush different  Barron Trump’s Maternal Accent    Follow KRYSTYNA @ KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna'...

On today's episode, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, discusses the following hot button issues of our time: - Feeling rage when your belt loop gets caught on a door knob - Street fights with female drivers - YOU OK, GIRL?: Derlyn Roberts   - Death to pop-up notifications - And a detailed overview of the recent government hearing on UAPs which seem to be coming in and out of the ocean in droves! How e...

Extra good job not offing yourselves this week, friends! Sometimes things go in a direction that feels terrible, but guess what? We’re in charge of our own inner peace, so let’s have fun. On today’s space, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, touches on: Manhattan Alien Abduction The new nickname Tump Fckboi Theater: Angry Internet Man Edition What’s wrong with Nick Fuentes and the respect dogs get in Ba...

Today's episode was recorded live at Slickback Studios featuring our favorite, and eerily accurate, tarot card reader, curator and life coach, DONNA GUERREROS. Krystyna addresses her recent education on  The Mothman before Donna uses her cards on herself, Mikey and K. We then open the phone lines to help out listeners with issues involving their careers, secret creative passions, and romance.    F...

On today’s episode, your alien-adoring host, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, welcomes a leading other-worldly explorer in the extraterrestrial field, ALAN STEINFELD, to the studio. They discuss Alan’s personal abduction experience that left implant marks on the back of his leg, the various physical forms E.T.s can take, quantum physics and the importance of marrying your left and right brain hemispheres, con...

You’re alive! Wow, huh?! On today’s episode, the voice inside your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, expands on the following important topics and of our time: Getting off on extreme weather event coverage  Attending a rally of folks on The Other Side (not dead) Trying to connect after someone you love dearly passes away suddenly  The Urgent Care trip that should have been made by a child  Kathy Bates DI...

Oh boy, you're in for a real treat, kids! On today's episode, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON welcomes one of her favorite spiritual teachers, CARLA MORA, to the studio. Carla helped Krystyna through some tough times and has spiritual abilities that are quite impressive. Together, the duo talk about releasing trauma from the body, exploring other realms in the jungle with shamans, having an epic encounter wit...

Hey, survivors! Glad you made it another week on Planet AHHEARTH. On today’s episode, your girl KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON dives into the following topics and segments: Reframing drivers who cut in line to exit  Las Vegas is spooky Being triggered by moving  2024 Channeled Predictions  Dying on the same day as your dog You Ok, Girl? FckBoi Theater! Eric Adams, you Ok?   If you’re in NYC, come to my month...

You did it, you survived another week! On today’s episode, the voice inside your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, makes Michael open his birthday present on air for that sweet, sweet tax write-off before welcoming back JORDAN BLIZZARD PLANIT to the studio to tackle some life advice questions posed by viewers like you. If you love how Jordan’s brain works, you’ll love her substack, her self-friendship po...

Greetings and salutations and congrats on not offing yourself! On Today's episode, Krystyna is joined by her fellow witch woman, DONNA GUERREROS. The duo talks about how discombobulated everyone feels lately and the seemingly ominous messages the channelers of YouTube have been giving about the rest of 2024. We then turn to Donna's Tarot deck to ask important questions like: Will Mikey ever find l...

Happy Monday and a much deserved congratulations on surviving another week in this planet! On today’s episode, I talk with found of Planit Butter, host of the Self-Friendship Podcast and voice I want in everyone’s head, JORDAN PLANIT! This woman is one of the most magical beings I have the fortune to know. On Part 1 of her episode, we discuss real life examples of the power of manifesting, the imp...

We survived another week on earth, good for us! On today’s episode, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON discusses Mikey’s birthday bash, the many sexual fantasies that arise at an Incubus concert, and our first “You Ok, Girl?” girl. Then she welcomes Renaissance man, JEFFREY GURIAN, to talk about healing with his hands, laughing through your trauma and the often unnoticed power each of us have. click HERE to get...

On today’s episode, stand-up comedian and current Voice Inside Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following high-hanging topics: Wish you were here, Brandon Boyd  A blank iPhone screen turned 911 call turned even worse than that  FCKBOI THEATER: Never Ending Story The ghost of Roy Irish boyfriends  A reading from Nathaniel Brandon’s The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about living purpo...

NYC got a taste of "Fake Fall" and Krystyna and Mike are high off the crisp air. On today's episode, we touch on the following indispensable topics of today: - The Chocolate Cobbler demons - Wanting to get engaged so you have an excuse to as your girls to come to Sedona and hunt for aliens - The DNC + You don't need to yell into a microphone (I know, I know...) - How to spot an American in any cou...

Give yourself a pat on the back for surviving another week, ya warrior. On today's episode, stand-up comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON takes you on a journey through the following important topics: - Britney's back (on IG), b*tch.  - A better car horn - Chasing the high of a sick discount - Pissing off Donald Trump Jr. :) - Hugging Amma - Filming aliens - A reading from Nathaniel Branden's The Six Pill...

You survived another week! Mazel Tov, baby. On today’s episode, the Voice Inside Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, explores the following subject matters: Rats with balls Celine Dione as a loan officer  Britney, B*tch Tim Walz is the kind, sensitive dad we need  A reading from Chapter 7 of Nathaniel Branden’s The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about our sometimes scary friend; Self-Acceptance  To he...

Oh I'm so glad you decided to live another week because on today's episode, we have stand-up comedian KATIE BLUNT on the show to share her ability to read someone's (my) energy to pick-up on physical and emotional clogs and channel... aliens?! Let's. Fcking. GO!   Follow KATIE on IG @ KatieBluntComedy   Come see me live! [NYC] Thurs. 8/8 Live recording of GWF at New York Comedy Club UWS Location [...

Congrats on not offing yourselves! On today's episode, comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON dives into the following important topics of our time: Hunger for Mother. Le sigh... We got tricked into buying purses for thousands of dollars Boomer parents versus their millennial children FCKBOI THEATER: Kansas Edition 30 Stoic Rules for living your life A reading from chapter 6 of Nathaniel Branden’s book, The...