The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

I’m so glad you didn’t kill yourself because my debut stand-up comedy album, “GOOD GIRL, BARBARA” is out now for you to listen to on all the platforms! You can also listen to today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, touching on some of these hot button issues:     ⁃    Passive aggressive signage     ⁃    The pledge of allegiance is weird     ⁃    The perils and excuses and actual reasons of ADH...

I’m happy to see you’ve made it another week on earth! I tried to speak softly this episode, but alas, some shouting and yelling occurred.  Next week I’ll try harder. Other deep topics explored today include:     ⁃    The glory days of podcasting, sans video     ⁃    Letting your dog hump     ⁃    Kevin’s Llama drama (a UTI)     ⁃    Fuckboi Theater: Guy Friend edition     ⁃    Basking in the glor...

Happy Monday, honey. Thanks for surviving another thrilling week on planet earth so that you can listen to my important thoughts on these important things:     ⁃    Who helped you at Sephora? WHO?!     ⁃    Filling out my application for a Ride-Along with the NYPD     ⁃    Lotta kids getting puppies in the days of social media… hmm…     ⁃    Conquering my Achilles heel: comments on Instagram     ⁃...

Happy New Year! Congrats on surviving 2023 and making it this far. Proud of you! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, Krystyna takes you on a journey through the following:     ⁃    Poor Things (strange horny girls FTW!)     ⁃    Thirty to give my seeds to Gary the Goose     ⁃    Sometimes dogs are too small. Just get a pet mouse, Ariana.     ⁃    Fuckboi Theatre     ⁃    Christmas in Ir...

Happy Monday and wow what a Monday it is. On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Head, I’m joined by my pal, Ollie aka Problemas. Topics discussed today include:     ⁃    We’re RUNNERS now and I can’t walk down stairs       ⁃    Sad plumber having to declog your toilet     ⁃    Being embarrassed     ⁃    The death of a beloved comedian, Kenny Deforest and being reminded that people can just…. die...

Happy Monday, you made it! On today’s monumental episode of The Voices In Our Heads we dive into perhaps one of the most wonderful moments of my life involving Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter. Other topics include:     ⁃    Savior Complex (let’s stop!)     ⁃    Fuckboi Theater (don’t stop that, its good material)     ⁃    An open call for tips from Ayahuasca journeyers     ⁃    Never driving in a C...

Congrats on surviving another week of life on planet earth! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads:     ⁃     Maybe don’t watch a tv show on your phone at work?     ⁃    Romantic Depots     ⁃    My favorite Thanksgiving     ⁃    Fuckboi Theater: Never Give Up edition     ⁃    Beyoncé’s film, Renaissance and potentially the top moment of my life     ⁃    A reading from my current favorite bo...

Congrats on surviving the Thanksgiving holiday season, you’re a soldier. On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads:   ⁃  A movie recommendation for the tender hearted    ⁃  Maybe let’s use more appropriate pictures of kidnapped women    ⁃  The Love Of My Life this week: Judy Gemstone   ⁃  A non-sponsored production recommendation    ⁃  A (brief) reading from Johan Hari’s book, Stolen Focus Fol...

Happy Monday, honey and congrats on not killing yourself! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads:   ⁃  Killers Of The Flower Moon: who knew Leo could be mid?!   ⁃  A cleaning Life Hack that’ll leave you with the moistest hands.   ⁃  Dancing with judgement about you walking your cat.   ⁃  Fuckboi Theater: Car Seat Edition   ⁃  How to handle Thanksgiving with your family.   ⁃  A reading from...

Happy Monday and congrats on surviving another week of good and bad times but hopefully mostly good. On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads: Clapping for people you don’t know because they chose to run. Fuck shit up, Ashley!! When your comedy wife is the best gift giver and it lands you at the Plaza Hotel for a night of creative bliss. It’s not about having faith, it’s about keeping it. Fuc...

Wow, look at you, you’re a survivor and maybe even a thriver staying alive for another week on earth. On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, I had the absolute pleasure of being a “sign” pass-er on-er with a pink alien message from a gal’s beloved late dog. Also on today’s episode: Sharting in my sexiest halloween costume to date because of course. Look at god! Fckboi Theater:  Fcky McFckF...

You did it, you survived another week on this tempestuous planet we call Earth. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: - An apology for making fun of your Baby On Board stickers, I didn't realize the bleak undertones of its existence  - Utah and "All Natural" beauty pageants for children (girls) - My ideas on how we can get a ceasefire in Gaza. Don't worry, they're all dumb. - Cenk Uygur s...

Wow guys, we survived another week on planet earth and are heroes for it! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, I try to add something tiny and maybe productive (?) to the whole war and bloodshed happening and I introduce a new fun party game you can try! Other topics include: Baby On Board signs: why? An angel named Taryn made me new eyebrows  A reading from chapters 1 and 2 of Harriet L...

If I were a boy… I would reimagine Beyonce’s song to mean something similar but with a focus on sticking my imaginary penis in jars of peanut butter. Other high-brow topics of today’s episode include: BrioGeo: it’s what I use for my hair.  Fuckboi Theater: Quarantine Edition Playing audio from the moment I found out I was a sperm donor baby and still not being able to properly process it. Who need...

Happy Monday and congrats on still being alive this whole time! Today’s episode of The Voices in Our Heads was recorded in August, on The Lionsgate Portal. What is the Lionsgate Portal? It’s basically very intense day that happens once a year, there’s a lot more to it than that, but that’s the woo-woo gist. Other topics of discussion include: Headlining in San Diego and crushing every show only to...

Aaaand, we're back! Congrats on not killing yourselves guys, it's hard out on this planet earth. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, your trusty traumatized host, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, explores some of her favorite topics that include but are not limited to: - Replacing mundane news headlines with more exciting alien headlines - Saying goodbye forever to my baby girl Mustang, Peaches - F...

You did itI Congrats on surviving another week. Today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads is a special one and you'll know why when you listen

Hello and congrats on not killing yourselves, everyone. I'm in a good mood still, wow!! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: Holding one's hand vs sitting on one's dick The truth doesn't mind being questioned ALIENS IS REAL words on unconditional love courtesy of David R. Hawkins magical emails about dogs, dads and babies email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com patreon | Patreon.com...

Happy Hump Day and congrats on surviving another week! Did you know that demons are a real thing probably? Weird!! Also on today's episode: New York's hottest new club drug is J&J! A man wanting boobies on his back A better bond with dad, post-earth and wise words on enjoying your life by enhancing positive emotions courtesy of David R. Hawkins Patreon | www.patreon.com.krystynahutchinson Email |...

I'm coming to you fresh off a TM Class, the Johnson & Johnson vaccine and a Free Palestine protest, all before 1pm! Hey congrats on still being here, there's a lot of crap going on and the immediate gratification of not having to deal with it gives one hell of a strip tease. Hell is on earth, but heaven is in your mind. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: A weird week with birds Man Thi...

Congratulations on surviving another week, fellow humans! Today's episode of THE VOICES IN OUR HEADS was recorded during my final hours as a Mustang-less girl. We're gonna touch on some very important things like: Watch Crip Camp on Netflix!! Fuckboi bio verbosity The Confederacy lost - they didn't win - because they lost. O K? THEY LOST. Baby's new Mustang Being an angel of death Chapter 1 of Let...

Howdy kids and congrats on not killing yourselves! Earth is hard and you're doing a great job. On today's episode: Definitions of words: let us remember a few! Fuckboi Theater: Nevermind edition An excerpt on pride from David Hawkins' book Letting Go Magical listener stories about rays of sunshine, demon rape and butterflies form an old friend email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com website |...

Oh, ya know! Just sitting at my desk, sipping mango puree from a pink chalice at midnight, wondering where it all went right. Here's a pinch of what you can expect on today's episode: Stoned Stranger Danger under the full moon A fuckboi BIO. It's his BIO :( Turn your notifications off at night, I dare ya!! Listener emails about hanging out with child ghosts and heads up the last story FREAKED ME T...

As it turns out, I wouldn't wish nicotine withdrawals on my worst enemy - COULDA USED A HEADS UP ON THAT, ALLEN. Hey, this too shall pass. Congrats on not killing yourselves, I'm happy you're here. On today's episode: SOME YELLING Some bitching about shit A little bit of me very angry YELLS social | @KrystynaHutch patreon | Patreon.com.krystynahutchinson email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@Gmail.co...

Hello and congrats on not killing yourselves, it's sad and bad out there right now. Please enjoy a preview of the first Patreon bonus episode featuring St. Louis, my friend with a big kid job, a ghost named Agatha, and the great Wendi Starling. This episode was filmed in a haunted hair B&B near the Lemp Family Mansion in St. Louis. If you want to listen to the entire spooky-ass episode, click HERE...