The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Congrats on not taking your own life! On today’s episode, your girl KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, is fresh off the Euro Train and aching to talk about the pivotal issues:    ⁃    Putting the ASS in assassination    ⁃    Living in a 26-story walk-up ran by liars    ⁃    My secret weapon: The Stare    ⁃    FCKBOI THEATER: Funeral Edition    ⁃    Predictions for a rocky 2024    ⁃    A reading from Chapter 5 o...

Hey girl hey, you lived to see another day! Yay. On today’s episode, the current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, expands on these important topics of our time:    ⁃    The presidential debate that feels like it was directed by Christoper Guest    ⁃    The only teen on the bus whose parents refused to give him a cell phone saves a bus load of teens with phones after the driver looses consc...

Greetings, earthlings, and congrats on surviving another week on this sh*t show of a planet! On today’s episode, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, shares her insights on the following: Vacation prep tips that’ll ease the blow of coming home and realizing you have to go back to “normal” life An Amazon tribe gets WiFi for the first time and, spoiler alert, they turn angry, disconnected and addicted to p...

Congrats on surviving another week in this video game from H3LL! On today's episode, the current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following topics, experiences and existential crisis of our time: - If you want to experience euphoria, eat chocolate hummus - My experience attending a 90-person medium reading with Laura Lynne Jackson - Coming close to destroying a man's car but...

You survived another week on earth! I'm so glad. On today's episode ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following tender topics of 2024: Please keep wearing cologne and perfume, it makes the trash smell of NYC less vomit inducing The magic of smoking weed and going into a pool Mikey's Disney Sexcapades ALIEN UPDATE! (it's from Harvard, so it's legit) The time Paris Hilton kissed a woman's...

Congrats on surviving another week on planet earth! On today’s episode, the current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, touches on the following important topics of our time: have you experienced an NDE or alien encounter? DM ME!! @KrystynaHutch I wanna hear your story  My sexual Super Bowl Observations from Governor’s Ball music festival The Great Elevator Debacle revs up  Adventures in tryi...

Congrats on surviving another week on planet earth! On today's episode, ya resident girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, touches on the following important topics of our time, but mostly hers: - People clap when you run a 5K! - Doc Rec: There's Something Wrong With Aunt Diane - Different cultures thing you're rude for different reasons - Does anyone work for the NYC Department of Buildings?  - Activities to...

On today's episode, the current voice in your cute lil head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following: - Getting a screenshot of a reddit thread about you - NFL & NBA players who went broke just like me. It's ok, we out here trying now! - Bring mega penguins back, please! - Some sillies from the late great George Carlin - Being at the Fox News building when the verdict was announced - A readi...

I hope you’re soaking up the sun and enjoying the long weekend! On today’s episode I, Krystyna Marie Hutchinson, carefully discuss these very important and essential topics: Peyo the Therapy Horse Too-Much-Screen-Time Neurosis Things I should not have purchased but did Orca Whales Who’s going to love the “bad” people? A reading from Brianna Wiest’s THE MOUNTAIN IS YOU about emotional intelligence....

Happy Monday, Hunny, and congrats on surviving another week on planet earth. If only it was as peaceful as it looks from outer space! On today's episode, comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON speaks on the following vital subject matters of our time: - Recovering from a parent who made it all about them - the world wasn't ready for Jimmy Carter's kindness - Rude ass, mean ass people on the job  - The porta...

Are you in an emotional post-mother’s day hangover? What luck, let’s integrate these feelings baby boys / girls / thems! Comedian and current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following topics on today’s episode: Arguments for rollerblading  What went down at the Esther Hicks workshop  F*ckboi Theater! A break in the case of Mommy Issues The Near Death Experience of Penny Wit...

You freaking did it, you survived another week on this gorgeous planet - you go, Glen Coco. On today’s episode, the voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, serenades you with the following exciting topics: My masterclass on crying in public  SHOUTOUT: @HealWithCrys (IG) for making my skin glow and waxing all the holes SHOUTOUT: @HerFirst100K (IG) for not gate keeping her strategies for social med...

Krystyna is unprepared for today and wouldn’t you know; it turned out okay. The Need for Control: throw it in the trash! Topics covered include: TV REC: Baby Reindeer Apparently dogs shouldn’t pee on buildings. My bad, buildings! Nature is brutal  At-home Ketamine infusion  Fckboi Theater And imagining the gloomy future after AI takes over. Subscribe to my Patreon, won’t you? www. Patreon.com/Krys...

On today's episode, stand-up comedian and current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, explores the following hot topics: - Ketamine Infusions: Wowie wow. - Gary Brecka dropping biohacking gems - John and Yoko's buttcrack  - Doc: What Jennifer Did (SPOILERS!) - Fuckboi Theater!! - A reading from David R. Hawkins  Transcending The Levels of Consciousness  about courage in action.    To listen t...

Wow guys -- we made it! Consider us the lucky ducks. On today's episode, Mercury is still in retrograde and a lot of stuff is weird. Topics covered include: - How to respond when someone says "you look tired" - Being bullied by your parents and the internet in the same day -- cute! - New segment: SHOW AND TELL! - Giving the globe some Palo Santo - Fuckboi Theater - Where to find data on all the ar...

If you're reading this, you survived the eclipse! Hooray, nothing weird happened. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: - mercury: woof! - Food delivery apps: only good for stoners - The docu-series, "Quiet On Set" and love to Ariana Grande and Amanda Bynes

Happy Easter to those who hunt for plastic eggs filled with money or chocolate in their backyards! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, your adult child host, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, takes you on a tour through her mind with headlines like: Allergies: Spring’s c0ckbl0ck What text would you send with zero consequences? Why I love(d) Springfield, Missouri  Angelina Jolie’s plot twist  And a r...

Earth is hard! Thanks for being here. On today’s episode, your adult-child Voice In Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, is fresh off her drive to Williamsburg, BK where she revisited the passionate grunge days of the 90’s by way of Pearl Jam and Live. So dramatic. Other topics discussed include: Floss! It’s what’s after dinner. Trying not to get so butt hurt  A quote about anger that makes me want to...

You lived to see another week and we’re here for it! On today’s episode, your trusty Voice In Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, discusses how the opposite feeling of that creepy republican lady (Katie Britt) is Sydney Sweeney’s sweet, sweet boobies. I mean good lord, what knockers. Other important items discussed include: Popular sayings we’ve butchered Random tips I learned from a class about spiri...

You’re here! Go ‘head! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, we’re covering some much needed ground on these momentous concepts and experiences:     ⁃ Receiving validation that you’re in a good place and unafraid to die     ⁃ Too Comfortable Crying     ⁃ “Silly people ask questions, stupid people don’t.”     ⁃ The piece of mind that comes with knowing you’ve already experienced the worst...

Happy Monday, honey. Thanks for surviving another thrilling week on planet earth so that you can listen to my important thoughts on these important things:     ⁃    Who helped you at Sephora? WHO?!     ⁃    Filling out my application for a Ride-Along with the NYPD     ⁃    Lotta kids getting puppies in the days of social media… hmm…     ⁃    Conquering my Achilles heel: comments on Instagram     ⁃...

Coming to you from the very haunted Slickback Studios! Yes, that's right. Your girl is the proud owner of an EMF reader. And now she's a ghost hunter. Other topics covered on today's episode of The Voices In Our Head include: - LA's sense of urgency  - My ego doensn't have to die (yay!) - I have the impulse control of a toddler - A few fun nightmares from 23&me - FUCKBOI THEATER: Friends Edition -...

Greetings, earthlings, and congrats on not killing yourself.! I’m glad you’re here and can listen to me talk about these life affirming topics:     ⁃    Men love three things: tiny, fat pussies. Am I wrong?     ⁃    Being able to tell which dog owner at the dog park as some lingering sexual trauma it’s ok girl it happens to most of us unfortunately     ⁃     Parents who can’t (don’t want to) stop...

Hello and Godspeed. I’m on one this week and I blame it on ketosis. On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, I expand on these concepts, so you don’t have to!     ⁃     Rico Nasty and my undying love for women who lean into their rage     ⁃    Pubes but on my head     ⁃    The power of hanger and where to unleash it     ⁃    FUCKBOI THEATER     ⁃    The Confederacy lasted 4 whole years, guys...

I’m so glad you lived to see another week! Whatcha up to, ya spreadsheets? Working out? Driving? Thanks for making me the voice in your head. Today’s riveting topics include:     ⁃    The magic of a GWF Live show     ⁃    You got a luxury car for rent in LA? C’I rent it? PLS?!     ⁃    Docu-series to watch: American Nightmare     ⁃    Fuckboi in the DMs, on Tinder and Hinge oh my!     ⁃    A readi...